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[challenge entry] It's not complicated
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:13, archived)
# but I hate Parma Violets
but I also hate dogshit
so know I am even more confused
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:15, archived)
# But which is worst?
Only one way to find out...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:04, archived)
# I once made a bloke wait in the street while I went home for a plastic bag
so he could pick up the jobby his dog had just done. Surprisingly he waited in the next street 'til I got back, such was my ire.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Yesterday
I saw a woman catching her dog's poo before it hit the ground - in a placcy bag wrapped round her hand - and for some reason this struck me as being horribly wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:31, archived)
# we had a dog for a short period
and I used to witness this chap who always carried a plastic bag in his hand with his dog, but always managed to be be looking the other way when his dog crimped off a length. Crafty sod.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Extracting the poo, before it leaves the anus ...
It's very nearly this
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:36, archived)
# My mate used to have a couple of Yorkies (fucking horrible dogs).
When one was constipated, he used to have to squeeze it like a toothpaste to help it out. He confessed to pulling a couple of 'dry ones' out of it's bum. Hopefully he wore gloves.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Or used his teeth ... as long as his hands stayed clean
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:47, archived)
# I think I'd have taken to to carrying a set of tongs
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:59, archived)
# *bokes*
i have to pick up my dogs shit several times a day, but thats just a bit grim.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:49, archived)
# I was gonna say this is revolting
then I remember I empty the output of three cats from the litter boxes here...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:54, archived)
# They call them dog owners, but they follow round collecting the dog's poo
someone got pwned, but it wasn't the dog ;)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Someone round our way
has taken to spraypainting a 'Clean it Up' stencil all over the place

Pretty sure it's not the council doing that

Good thing to as our road is a potential death trap for doings
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:42, archived)
# I live in the Cotswolds
And over here you'll regularly see elderly vicars and members of the W.I. stooping down in fields and muddy tracks to pick up dog shit from all the other myriad forms of shit on the ground. If you go to any residential street in London (such places you'd have thought the tidy up laws were invented) the streets are peppered with shit. Gauden Road, SW4 springs to mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Brown Will uncover your Illuminati plot on b3ta, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Don't know what parma violets are, but they're presumably better than dogshit.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:18, archived)
# no. no they are not
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)
# then you'll have no objection to eating this dog shit then?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:27, archived)
# mmm
it has a nice dry crusty exterior. A hint of grass, and a wonderfully fondant, yet meaty centre that lingers on the palette for several hours

Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:29, archived)
# *bokes*
that's gonna repeat on you all afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:46, archived)
# They are the most bizarre confectionary item known to man
www.handycandy.co.uk/images/74.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Oh I remember those now, I'll take the dogshit, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Them and fucking cherry lips - bleurgh!
www.aquarterof.co.uk/cherry-lips-p-165.html
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Although bacon chocolate
Bacon Bits
is pretty odd as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:02, archived)
# "hand scooped"
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:08, archived)
# everything looks fine here
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:24, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
I can't be the only person in the world who likes Parma Violets
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:18, archived)
# oh you fucking weirdo!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)
# no
i had a giant pack the other month.

they were the size of love hearts.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:28, archived)
# *drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:43, archived)
# I buy 10 packs of those and dissolve them in vodka
fucking lush!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:43, archived)
# most certainly not!
Nom Nom Nom
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:50, archived)
# let's give that nice Mr Clegg what he wants
he's so sexeh.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)
# This makes me smile
(jesseventura, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Errrr....
Parma Violets Purple Soap
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Haha brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:11, archived)
# No one likes parma violets
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:54, archived)
#
i do
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 16 Apr 2011, 4:08, archived)
# I do too
And so does my father-in-law.

That's why he let me marry his daughter.
(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 19:34, archived)
# not done one of these in a while, so I did to try and fix my brain

the skinned bit looks like Chewbacca to me for some reason :D
cheers for the nice words those who've sent them too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:56, archived)
# That's great
I don't know what the nice words are for, but consider some more sent
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:57, archived)
# haha
I see what you mean, but ace as usual
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:59, archived)
# yay thats ace!
have you read Ex-heroes by peter Clines?? its about zombies and superheroes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Hope your brain gets goode, have you tried playing Pokemanz to make it sweet?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:11, archived)
# That's beautiful
Do me! Do me! Oh fuck, I'm on fire!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Kindles!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] NWOT
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:13, archived)
# fuck that
I'm padlocking the fire escape
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:30, archived)
# ^What she said^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:39, archived)
#
And connecting the fire hoses to truck's fuel tank.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah
perfect,although you need a "leave blank if you want them to burn" :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Many happy candles to you
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Nice
I don't know about Chewbacca, chewed certainly. Anybody here play Left4Dead2? Is that new campaign properly difficult or is it just me?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:12, archived)
# The No Mercy campaign update has made it near impossible on 8 player versus
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:00, archived)
# I've played that in campaign, never played it in 8 player
versus though. I think the new one is called Cold Water? Kept getting lost on the first level and gave up on the second when the Tank spawned at the river bed. I need a lot of space to tackle those buggers. And molotovs.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:07, archived)
# they should have used you to promote the walking dead TV series.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Lovely!
A rare glimpse into the anatomy of a toastican person.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:29, archived)
# Now I'm feeling zombified.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:37, archived)
# I'll be hiding over there somewhere


You can blame Notorious PIG
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Please don't let her cross/uncross her legs...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:49, archived)
# there is only 1 way to find out
cleeeeeeeeeeek eeeeeeeeeeeeeet NO DON'T!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:49, archived)
# It would be like the scene from Indiana Jones ...
when they open the tomb :D
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:52, archived)
# I need to clear my cache pronto!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Arrrrgghhhhh!!!!!
You bastard!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Gaaaaaaah
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Growler!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Oh my... that's just wrong
If I was a lot younger I would tell someone about this and then you would be in trouble
:)
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:56, archived)
# yeh
like you aren't tugging one out right now ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Well it's not going to wank itself now is it?
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:06, archived)
# someone said to me the other day that her and Moira Stewart were an item at one point
Dear internets, is this true?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:58, archived)
# there were a lot of references to them both when I was looking for sauces
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Well, Moira once went out with Des Lynam
not sure if that's enough to put you off men for life, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Pat's moustache is better
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:20, archived)
# I've been flagellating myself furiously
as pennance
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Old Man
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Yes!
Never underestimate an old man in a wise-man's-hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:39, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:40, archived)
# epic
we need a hollywood/bollywood movie asap
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:42, archived)
# FARRP!
CHOLT!

CHOOMF!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:44, archived)
# CHOOMF!!!
hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:46, archived)
# hahahaha
epic
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:46, archived)
# he has a chicken jalfrezi ray!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Oh yes indeedy!
I love this.
*clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Hahaha
Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:57, archived)
# that'll learn him
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:59, archived)
# CHOLT!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:06, archived)
# CHOLT!
Ace. Reminds me of fist of the north star. He pressed his pressure point for his arse muscles
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:30, archived)
# If I had a superpower,
this would be it

but the only one i have is the ability to click, that'll have to suffice.
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:05, archived)
# The worst app developer in the world?


You've been Fired, Divorce? and a shit word search game. This guy is devoid of his own ideas and is a dead-inside know nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Brown Will uncover your Illuminati plot on b3ta, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:25, archived)
# I read that as Cat Death App and thought you were going to upset some people with your post.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:28, archived)
# No Way!!1!!
I ain't a sicko bruv
(I helped save b3ta! Brown Will uncover your Illuminati plot on b3ta, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Use of comic sans makes any news acceptable
Apart from Aisha Gaddafi's latest ramblings.

"In 1911 Italy killed my grandfather in an air strike"

The first recorded air strike took place in November 1911 - nobody was injured.
This would also mean her father or mother was born in or before 1911. Her dad was born in 1942 so this means she had a very very old mother.
Or 1) she's rambling nonsensically, or 2) the translator got it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:35, archived)
# the what now?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Looser Musa Kusa?


/Waiting for Pat Butcher related comments
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:53, archived)
# he looks like Pat Butcher
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:55, archived)
#
Needs some proper disco balls, or chandeliers...
(I helped save b3ta! TheVillage Idiot Kiss me, Fatty!!!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:57, archived)
# 2 mins
I didn't think I could hold my breath for that long
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:57, archived)
# it was within 2 seconds of me seeing it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:00, archived)
# You obv not Guybrush enough to comment
:)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:12, archived)
# how appropriate, you fight like a cow
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:23, archived)
# I wanted to invite Pam St Clement to our wedding. I think she's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Musa Kusa
Has a 6 month stay in the UK and is probably available
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Yeah but I bet they won't let him into Shermanington, which is where we're doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:00, archived)
# I got her autograph when I was little
Apparently I wanted to kill her afterwards so it'd be worth money.
Don't know why my mum stopped me :)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Well
That's quite creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:15, archived)
# he looks like Terry Butcher
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Would!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:57, archived)
# he looks like a Crafty Butcher
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:08, archived)
# I'd rather pat my butcher's dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:41, archived)
# I read what Cameron said in the evening standard yesterday
I wasn't going to vote; but I sure am going to vote against the cunt now.
Vote yes for AV. Interested why? I'll give you a great reason.
(waxdart hello., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:45, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Whoever wins ... we lose.
Oh, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:54, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)
# i don't think AV will make any difference to the voting system
therefore, i'm not going to vote either way.

i might just write "couldn't give a fuck" in my best copperplate calligraphy.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:26, archived)
[challenge entry] For the love of God, don't do it.
(I helped save b3ta! nameleft has bought a new telescope, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:33, archived)
# *dissents*
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:35, archived)
# If you have "even less grasp of reality"
get your arse down to the polling booth. It's you they're looking for.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Hello?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Oddly true
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Hahaha
*looks for Rainbow Unicorn tick box*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Like the Jedi religion, if enough people claim it as a legitimate option then it comes to be.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:11, archived)
# But
65% didn't vote for Blue because he's rubbish. Most of us hate him

But Blue got in.

That's shit.
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:55, archived)
# You're completely right,
stupid people shouldn't be allowed to vote.
(Neville Squamous, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:12, archived)
# hahahahah
but yes, that is still better. At least then the majority of people are happy. Or are you simply saying people who have the intelligence to go and vote but prefer unicorns are not people/worthy of deciding how their life is controlled? you sound Tory
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Fuck it.
Save the unicorns.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:24, archived)
#
In this scenario under FTTP would you not have to keep on rerunning the election until the purple fella decided to vote for either Red or Blue? So you would in effect have an AV system only one that costs a lot more and requires people to go down to voting booth every bleeding week till he changed his mind?
(Horny4Truth, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 18:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:23, archived)
# ooooh James you old school Conservative
Spying's never been quite the same since Maggie left power eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Bond's opinion is usually pretty sound, hating the beatles for example.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Lang....
lang a lang a lang a lang
Lang a lang
lang a lang a lang...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Bodo budu
bada baah!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:40, archived)
# something's come up
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:38, archived)
# he means his cock
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:40, archived)
# heehee!
i'm guessing some of those stunts would be pretty tricky with a raging hard-on
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Jahhhh face


Click for bigger (129 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! TheVillage Idiot Kiss me, Fatty!!!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Haaaaahahahaha
But if you're going to do lots, bang them all in the same thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:46, archived)
# I wonder how he likes his donuts
Prolly with jamin
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Is that Terry Nutkins?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:57, archived)
# too many fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:01, archived)
# pffft...
that did cross my mind
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Final one.. as requested by Wildyles
Birthday boy Thomas with original camera shake.


EDIT: Fucksocks, sorry b3ta, that should have been down there with the others.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:34, archived)
# "Go ahead, kid, suicide will be nice and easy!"
ace :D

he's got some brilliant stuff on here:
www.youtube.com/user/TomWilsonUSA
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:37, archived)
# I still maintain 2 is the best of trilogy
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Hmmm... I sort of agree.... 2 is my favourite, but I know 1 is the better movie
If that makes any kind of sense.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:46, archived)
# I concur
it has everything, except Crispin Glover
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:48, archived)
# yeah, shame that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Indeed
it was on telly the other day, I really enjoyed it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Nope, Number 3.
Steam trains! Woo Woo!

And I just love the engineer in that.
"An ah mean hotter'an the fires of hell itself!"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Give me all your money, bookworm, or I blow your brains out.
Now fill it up on number seven. Don't do nothing stupid, man. I'm a good shot. I can hit you from here.

Hey, man ... what you reading in there?
You a college boy or something? I'll bet you think you're smart. Think you could outsmart a bullet? What do you say we find out, huh?

I'm talking to you! What do you say, huh?
I'M TALKING TO YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:41, archived)
# "Come quietly, or there will be... trouble"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Ooooh!
That took me a moment there :)
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# We... we killed you!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha
* Laughs in the face of danger
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:45, archived)
# heeeellllllpppp..... meeee......
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:01, archived)
# I spotted him in The Informant! just t'other day
top film, madness, utter madness
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:46, archived)
# hahahah excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Yay
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwY5o2fsG7Y
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Tactical voting, AV style


Not exactly campaigning either way, but what's the point anyway?
(GoingDeeper last made a n00bie mistake on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:30, archived)
# I'd vote Chilli Pepper party every time
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:31, archived)
# You know what?
I reckon they're from California. I'm not sure, but I reckon they are.

If only there was some way to find out - like if they'd written a song about it, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:32, archived)
# they probably live in the city of angles or something
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:36, archived)
# Yahtzee!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:44, archived)
# Ah, the good old Portable Personal Executive Decision Maker
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:09, archived)
# I'm a newbie so go easy on me...
(I helped save b3ta! TheVillage Idiot Kiss me, Fatty!!!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:11, archived)
# When chest hair goes out of hand
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:12, archived)
# RIIIIIICKY
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Balls
now I'm picturing Daniella Westbrook's face on Tony Basil's cheerleading body

*scrubs brain*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Erm ... WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Well, basically,
Claudius dies, and Hamlet dies immediately after achieving his revenge.
At this moment, a Norwegian prince named Fortinbras, who has led an army to Denmark and attacked Poland earlier in the play, enters with ambassadors from England, who report that Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead. Fortinbras is stunned by the gruesome sight of the entire royal family lying sprawled on the floor dead. He moves to take power of the kingdom. Horatio, fulfilling Hamlet’s last request, tells him Hamlet’s tragic story. Fortinbras orders that Hamlet be carried away in a manner befitting a fallen soldier. The end.
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# Tag it.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Tag it?
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# Tag heure.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:36, archived)
# Taggert?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:37, archived)
# So nobody can copy it without your say so.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Well, that ship pretty much sailed, in fairness.
Roughly 400 years ago...

;-)
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# Which was the point of my (totally failed) comment.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Ah, yes - we'll always have Gorzów Wielkopolski
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#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:37, archived)
# *takes considerable issue with this statement*
You'll be hearing from my sound insulation people forthwith!
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# Actually, I think you'll find the most sensible answer is
"No no no, your trifle is on fire."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:40, archived)
# But Mother,
I am hungry for a balloon!
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# Quiet, my sweet
for it is only in here that bears are naturally indigenous.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:46, archived)
# You forgot the briefcase!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:43, archived)
# hhahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:23, archived)
# That's a load of icing sugar, no wonder my nan was go hyper on car journeys...
(I helped save b3ta! TheVillage Idiot Kiss me, Fatty!!!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:25, archived)
# that tartan blanket wasn't for picnics
it was to put over her head like a budgie
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:26, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
classic travel sweet binge, he'll be feeling that for days
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:25, archived)
# hehe
I wonder how many glove boxes have been forensically swabbed only to find out the white powder was just sugar
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:27, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:27, archived)
# haha
like a baby fart after talc powder
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:32, archived)
# SKAGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:19, archived)
# I did a little cartoon based around the word 'Construction'...
this is the start of it (link to full thing below). It was supposed to be just one maybe two panels but it got out of hand. Then I realized it's really for a niche audience.

Basically nerds:



Full Thing
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:27, archived)
# I like that
It's brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:31, archived)
# hahahahaha *click*
Health & Safety in the movies compo anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:31, archived)
# oooh... this
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:33, archived)
# yes...
lets do that and forget you saw this
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:42, archived)
# Just post it again
ibn an existing thread, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:45, archived)
# is done
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1169258

I now await lots of Star Wars/Movie Poster Lols criticism
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:50, archived)
# I'd probably do another one...
I've got some 'issues' with Avatar.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:51, archived)
# I haven't seen it
but I would have hoped that Tobias Fünke got a cameo in it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:54, archived)
# Ha!
I've just started re-watching those to fill in for the lack of Parks and Recreation last week.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:56, archived)
# ooh - not heard of that
I shall look out for it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:02, archived)
# hehehehehe!
amazingly your site gets through my work firewall
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:32, archived)
# then I shall have to double my efforts;)
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Glad you did the extended version
Keep up the good work
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:32, archived)
# Nerds!...
I mean thankyou:) I almost gave up on it a few times.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Haha, great stuff - and too much like my old workplace =)
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:35, archived)
# This is excellent.
Great way to start the day :D
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# morning Jpeg
fancy a pint at lunchtime?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:44, archived)
# Morning Guv!
Sounds like a fine plan. What you having?
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# pint of Large please
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:10, archived)
# How about a couple of bottles of this?
www.kasteelcru.co.uk/
Or the place across the street has this on draft as a guest beer currently. It's very nom.
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# amazing
Someone's down for a Chokey bonus this quarter :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:53, archived)
# Hahaha
That was brilliant... I will now go and refer to someone as a 'clusterfuck'
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:59, archived)
# I used the phrase 'mongolian clusterfuck' in a meeting
in didn't go down too well
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:02, archived)
# I get to use that one quite a bit.
It describes most projects here.
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# Your position as the ambassador to Mongolia
doesn’t really allow you to flourish
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:15, archived)
# His comments got him rather a poor reception
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:17, archived)
# they say I'm 'not diplomatic enough'
the foreign fucks
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:25, archived)
# I recommend an immediate diplomatic clusterfuck...
...in the neck
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:35, archived)
# ah
you are thinking of the ambassador to France
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:38, archived)
# That's the fella
sounds a bit like barnaby bear
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:42, archived)
# I have a film called Mongolian Death Worm in the sky planner
I may watch that tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:20, archived)
# That is bloody fantastic!
*clicks thrice*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Very good...
also 'clusterfuck' - Ha ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:07, archived)
# thanks for all the lully comments...
I'm off to start the day proper, have a good day all!:)
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:26, archived)
# This is great!
*clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:29, archived)
# So many to choose from for
todays Birthday Girl

So I will leave you this, while I go off the do some research.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 7:16, archived)
# I demand EMMA THOMPSON!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 7:26, archived)
# I, on the other hand, am quite happy to stare at this gif all morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 7:28, archived)
# ^ this HARD!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:15, archived)
# that IS hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:30, archived)
# Hang on... I'll see if I can knock one out for you..

These should also keep you all entertained??? (NSFW due to rude adverts)

* Yes, I know... Links that way...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 7:35, archived)
# Thompson, not Whatson!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 7:54, archived)
# WHAT! Are you mad?
EDIT: There you go...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:01, archived)
# Whats not to like?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:05, archived)
# How about birthday boy, Thomas F Wilson?

* I thought about doing the second one with Camera shake, as if Micheal had taken the photo, but thought better of it...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:10, archived)
# hahahahah do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:07, archived)
# There you go...
* Now with original camera shake.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:52, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Yum
she looks a bit liek Diana Rigg there
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:07, archived)
# NOW we are talking!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:20, archived)
# why is she wearing a nappy?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:32, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:05, archived)
# Emma Watson, in that first image on your link
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha... Yes, I think she is...
Anyway, Happy Birthday Emma!
Original and Original

and the final one from me for today...
I vectored Emma but thought her eyes, lips and hair should stay original.
Original
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:35, archived)
#
Emma Watson or Leonardo Da Vinci? Hmmm.
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 15 Apr 2011, 7:29, archived)
# Who is the best
only one way to find out......
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:47, archived)
# DEATHMATCH
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Morning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 7:29, archived)
# Seth Rogan ?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 7:31, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 7:35, archived)
# morning WB
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 7:39, archived)
# it's MY birthday today! :D
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:16, archived)
# Hippy Bird-day!

EDIT: 1 year, 0 months and 12 days - I don't get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:18, archived)
# actual birthday.
clearly not as important as candle day, but worth a mention and i did get some cool stuff from the wife
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:21, archived)
#
some cool stuff a BJ
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:31, archived)
# your real birthday counts for nothing here
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:21, archived)
# pretty much as i thought then ;)
edit - i'm off to the pub to drown my sorrows of my b'day meaning nothing to b3tans ;)
when i come back my typing may be a little more like this: ksdg ; moes\g cseg ;uoet\ oe78
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:21, archived)
# my b3ta candle day (the real one) is around this time
4 long hard years
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:30, archived)
# It's my 20k in 38 posts time...

38 37 now
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:33, archived)
# I expect cock and nothing less
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:16, archived)
# 1 year, 8 months and 0 days?
* I don't get it?

36
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:34, archived)
# *ogles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:26, archived)
#
ogles wanks
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:26, archived)
# Yeah. It's a fair cop, Guv.
EDIT: Happy Birthday, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:34, archived)
# sttrangely hypnotic
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:01, archived)
# Seka.
Blimey, that takes me back a bit...
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:26, archived)
# Hello, /talk person.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:34, archived)
# Kelly Leigh
has nude promo shots on IMDB??
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:13, archived)
# nice
I wonder how long it will be before someone shops a cock and balls on to her
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 8:42, archived)
# About 30 minutes?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:19, archived)
# my that's a squirty one!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:32, archived)
# I was going to do that for my 20k, but with my real cock...
* I won't bother now...

Happy Pearoast Birthday Sam Fox
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:43, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Haha
(herman:D, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 21:33, archived)
# This is a rather lovely ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Phwoar.....
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:29, archived)
# o yes :D
(herman:D, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 20:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:58, archived)
# My local basketball team just won their league, and face a bunch of shit play-offs before they get promoted.
Also, is this a cosmic MS Paint thread? I hope so.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:05, archived)
#
if they win the tournament they get to visit the basketball planet of dunktonia
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:08, archived)
# That'd be nice.
I've never been to Dunktonia.
*fiddles expenses*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:12, archived)
# What if they lose?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:17, archived)
# Disney World
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 5:53, archived)
# The planet Ballbag and it's near neighbour Breast world
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 7:27, archived)
# That basketball
was like a basketball to me!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:10, archived)
# I thought you'd fucked off because you disliked the grooming procedures.
But you've come back... soooo... how about a nice picture, eh? *snuffles* eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:15, archived)
# Grooming procedures?
Tail up, there's a good doggy; that sort of thing?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:16, archived)
# Now, now. RedHouse should be encouraged, not belittled.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:21, archived)
# It's ok daddy
moffy is my fwiend!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:26, archived)
# And hey, I won't be pointing a spotlight at you tomorrow.
Hope you found it amusing. Glad you stayed wit' it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:30, archived)
# Haha I knew exactly what that would be
before I clicked on it.
George Harrison on guitar I think?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:15, archived)
# Bel-Air meme successfully re-introduced, btw.
Astonishing that a shit pic can do so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:19, archived)
#
this pic owns
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:24, archived)
# I hope it leads to unexpected Bel-Air pics suddenly cropping up.
Unexpectedly, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 5:11, archived)
# Love the tune
hadn't seen the animation before - great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:23, archived)
# I remembered correctly for once:
George Harrison - lead guitar
Carole King - electric piano
Billy Preston - organ

Wiki mentions a few things the animation is seen in, but misses out Being There... it's playing in the back of limo when they drive to the house for the first time.
Actually hahah on closer inspection it DOES mention it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:28, archived)
# Always had George down as a right miseryguts 'til I heard "What Is Life?".
Since then, I've known he was a right miseryguts apart from "What Is Life?".
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:34, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 5:52, archived)
# Lurking for ages...


Click for bigger (188 kb)

Hi, and goodnight.
(Goodbye Doggy is re-sealable for freshness., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:08, archived)
# Seared into my brain
sleep well.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:19, archived)
# That's the spirit!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:31, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:17, archived)
# hah!
it's been a while
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:32, archived)
# Hello :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:18, archived)
# morning Mr Lurker
Post more of this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 7:40, archived)
# I think it went something like this
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:47, archived)
# Where do I send the bill for a new monitor?
Mine is now fizzing electrically from beer spittage.
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:48, archived)
# Yo, Home!
Smell ya later!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:48, archived)
# Sorry uncle Phil!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS1cLOIxsQ8
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:51, archived)
# That reminded me of this:
Cosby Show - I Got That Feelin' which is blocked in my viewing area, so have this instead www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHXYE5LiOik

And BTW, Carleton is a better dancer than Will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_D8T5XZ2A0
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:59, archived)
# .
I wish we did shit like that at our typical family Sunday Dinner.
We just tend to eat in silence, then after desert tell everyone how much we hate each other.
I wish I was black.
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:08, archived)
#
*empties petrol can over your body, takes out box of matches*
Are you sure?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:13, archived)
# Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:15, archived)
# Stay logged on to the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:22, archived)
#
arf
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:23, archived)
# Evidently, I have done
One vacation day and one sick day, and suddenly I make the B3ta top 20!
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:25, archived)
# Your obedience is appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:28, archived)
# Thanks,
I don't make pictures, but anything I can do to encourage others, I will.
(including feeding freebase sources, to add some freshness to that meme)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:32, archived)
# C'mon, you've got MS Paint. You do make pictures in your imagination, you just haven't posted them here yet.
Don't be shy. Look, you're being encouraged.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:39, archived)
# I know, some days I feel like I have a seven-year-old L-plate
and then I see one of Smash's turdfish, and figure there's hope for me yet
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:42, archived)
# Gaz me for some tutorials.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:46, archived)
# Later, it's nearly bedtime
Cheers, everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:55, archived)
# Night
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:00, archived)
# That sounds like a good idea.
Sweet dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:02, archived)
# Just chuck any old shit on. All of us do.
Confidence? Shmonfidence.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:54, archived)
# also
www.b3ta.com/board/10386957
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:45, archived)
# :)
drawn in '04, but I updated it in order to not invoke 3-pube-per-ball pedantry.

This is the first time in yonks I've gotten any attention on here. I feel like I'm being groomed...
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:48, archived)
#
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:50, archived)
# Would you like some Turkish Delight?
*runs icy hand through RedHouse's hair*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:56, archived)
# pfft!
I'm older than you, birthday boy!

G'nite!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:18, archived)
# I once had 2nd place.
But it became clear I would never match smash monkey.
It was about that time I stopped posting much.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:33, archived)
# But
"The Power of Christ!"
is a pretty good random quotation. It beats the arse off of
"Or, perhaps,"
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:34, archived)
# Before midnight
it was "Je l'ai achete chez Ikea, absolument!"
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:37, archived)
# Tricky things
clocks.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:39, archived)
# Non, c'etait un tapis:
www.b3ta.com/board/10384821
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:43, archived)
# So desu ne
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:47, archived)
# These people called Romans, they go to the house?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:50, archived)
#
tell everyone how much we hate each other belch loudly and leave it to the womenfolk to clear the table.
And although not black, I've always thought that my father bears quite a resemblance to Dr. Huxtable.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:14, archived)
# That was a family of torturers.
It got so bad at one stage that Theo (who was supposed to be 15) literally jumped for joy when he was allowed to have a "baco-burger-dog",
and Bill Cosby, or "Dr Huxtable", saw fit to tell his dad off for playing a disappointing trombone solo at his gig.
Bill can have a trombone solo where the sun don't shine.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:20, archived)
# But, chocolate cake for breakfast!
He has to win "Great Dad" points for that?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:28, archived)
# Well,
one man's ZRBTT is another man's indictable child abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:33, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:54, archived)
# wailaapoyc?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:57, archived)
# huh?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:57, archived)
# wtfayboab?
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:58, archived)
# because she askeded nicely
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:01, archived)
# nothing i post today is making any sense
a bit gruesome though. he could've washed his hands
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:00, archived)
# That's not dirt,
It's decay.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:02, archived)
# Fuuuuuckin' hell.
That made my eyes turn red and my nostrils turn green.
Are you still pencilled in to do the official royal wedding portrait?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:58, archived)
# As soon as they dig her back up,
I'll be there with my pencils.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:01, archived)
# Aaaw, the Queen of Hearts.
I'd forgotten about that daft young bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:07, archived)
# There was a second rate curry house in Manchester called "The Princess of Hearts"
I always thought it would have made more money as a drive through.

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:10, archived)
# B'dum tsshhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:14, archived)
# I Than Q
It's true though.

www.manchester.com/restaurants/details/237/Princess_Of_Hearts.html




May contain lies
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:16, archived)
# No thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:01, archived)
# FUUUCK!
TinEye says it's real!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:07, archived)
# Yes.
That's why Wills isn't going to wear one.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:20, archived)
# Glad mine's in a box
(the ring, not the wife)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:24, archived)
# That's some fucking ill shit.
Link it, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:19, archived)
# what the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 6:37, archived)
# Degloving
Not nice
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:33, archived)
# we don't need that shit here
*adblocks*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:35, archived)
# ^ what she said.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:02, archived)
# no no no
(herman:D, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 21:21, archived)
# FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 4:18, archived)
# Lolz.....
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:53, archived)
# haha, I remember that.
And now I remember that "FRESH" should be yellow text on a blue background.
Knew there was something missing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 16 Apr 2011, 1:25, archived)
# I can do this with my thumbs..
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:38, archived)
# AAAARRGHHHHHH!!! FUCKING THREADRUSH MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:40, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry, but they were asking for it


Click for bigger (53 kb)

votenotoav.wordpress.com/2010/12/06/invalid-votes-fptp-vs-av/
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:42, archived)
# Papa New Guinea?
Is he a rapper?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:43, archived)
# Papa the rapper!
You only have one paragraph.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:45, archived)
# Papa don't preach
I'm in trouble deep!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:47, archived)
# Papa don't preach
I've been losing sleep
But I've made up my mind
I'm gonna keep somebody else's baby
I'm gonna keep somebody else's baby
Wooaooo
Ooooaooo
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:11, archived)
# Canada does not discriminate against the invalid vote
All polling stations are wheelchair-accessible.
However, blood alcohol levels are monitored, in order to minimize the number of wasted votes cast.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:53, archived)
# And to stop those drunk fuckers in wheelchairs.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:05, archived)
# There's at least three grammatical errors in that picture.
"then" !
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 7:57, archived)
# There are...
not to mention punctuation...
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:38, archived)
# I made my point
I didn't want to obscure it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Spazthumb Girlhands.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:43, archived)
# Are you trying to rub it in our faces
that you've managed to get married?

You horrible cunt!

Now do Goatse ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:44, archived)
# piss
sort of
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:45, archived)
# Spackthumb Goatse?
or Original Goatse?
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:45, archived)
# Did you ever consider
that if you could do that you might be married as well?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:00, archived)
# So you can pick her up like a bowling ball?
/punchline to rude joke about anatomical orificial proximity
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:11, archived)
# I'll take that as a "no".
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:38, archived)
# No longer,
anyway
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:45, archived)
# I still reckon that there must be some use for it
editing splines, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:53, archived)
# Fake!
Wedding ring.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:45, archived)
# Hahaha
You mentalist.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Yay for paint!

It's late, so I feel this quality is acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:35, archived)
# HORSE IS A INVASION!
BEWARE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:37, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:07, archived)
# what is all this horseshit?
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:38, archived)
# The original gif...
...but not the original post

www.b3ta.com/board/6843222
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:40, archived)
# GRAND NOTIONAL! BEWARE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 2:41, archived)
# vaguely related pea
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 3:53, archived)

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