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# Thought I'd share where I was playing last night
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:11, archived)
# *flushes*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:14, archived)
# do you always do your Dynamo impression in dark tunnels?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:14, archived)
# Dynamo
Sorry I'm calling RIS on that one
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:15, archived)
# the meekest magician in the world
au.zeebox.com/tv/episode/184531/dynamo-magician-impossible

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:17, archived)
# That bitch stole my moody emo pose
www.flickr.com/photos/paul_powers/6813151626/
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:23, archived)
# it looks like
you couldn't be bothered to do a full shrug

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:35, archived)
# Time to start..Running!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:15, archived)
# :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKduhUXa0rg
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:19, archived)
# Is that the Roland Emmerich version Godzilla behind you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:22, archived)
# That's another film that is dead to me
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:27, archived)
# agreed
along with cloverfield
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:34, archived)
# or as I call it Quake 4
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:34, archived)
# Moody!
Then Luke Skywalker fell on top of you.
And Trigger made a face.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:32, archived)
# Ann Widdecombe hasn't dried up completely then
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Robots in "disguise"
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:11, archived)
#
tenuously related 2 year old repost ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:20, archived)
# snap... pea for the sake of it
(I helped save b3ta! w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:23, archived)
# Hehe
He's waiting for a quality shag.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:35, archived)
# I like it :D
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:28, archived)
# Hahaha
How very odd
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:34, archived)
# According to Matt Moylan, Sunstreaker was gay in DW continuity
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:08, archived)
# A gay transformer makes about as much sense as a female transformer.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:22, archived)
# Yep, I'm with you on that
They're robots, for fuck's sake. Metal mammaries make no fucking sense
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:13, archived)
# More like *Curious* Prime!
*laughs too loud for too long*
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:33, archived)
# Have a pea
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 15:01, archived)
# Apologies for the poor font photoshopping
But not the quality of the gag
(i.charlius *Two Ronnies Theme*, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:58, archived)
# 37.5% hoof.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:03, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:03, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:23, archived)
# Reduce, reuse, recycle

www.b3ta.com/board/10910664
www.b3ta.com/board/10910368
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:05, archived)
# That's the spirit
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:36, archived)
# The Smiths one is very clever
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:37, archived)
# I bet that gets you slaughtered.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:05, archived)
# Not furlong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:06, archived)
# I think he was just trying to stirrup some shit
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:08, archived)
# also, NWOT
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:15, archived)
# Poor lickle donkey
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:37, archived)
# What's the betting the fallout from this is Sainsbury's has horse on its deli counter within the year?
If O'Leary ran a supermarket it'd be there tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Since it looks inevitable that we'll be subjected to a week of lolgayz stereotypes...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:52, archived)
# Yes.
This could get disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:53, archived)
# so mictoboy finally got his way

votes If breakfast could talk
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:56, archived)
# Was it his suggestion?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:02, archived)
# yup over and over for god knows how long :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:03, archived)
# I wonder if he'll
bother entering it?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:07, archived)
# yea who knows..have some hetro robo love
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:09, archived)
# cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:21, archived)
# ermm no problem
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:24, archived)
# Metal on metal robot sex
must sound horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:23, archived)
# Importance of WD40
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:24, archived)
# i'm sure there's a compo entry right there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:33, archived)
# specialist products are available

won't soften, breakdown or wash out
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:37, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhXJYNWB_ao
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:50, archived)
# Hehe,
I was just about to post the exact same thing (here's a copy with unrestricted access).
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:50, archived)
# brrrrr eeeeee brrrr ffffffhp bing!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:25, archived)
# Sounds like?
www.b3ta.com/board/10911098
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:37, archived)
# Ah.
I suspect it might generate a handful of genuinely good images.

Buried in a raft of C3PO/Metal Mickey/ED209/etc/etc in a leather cap.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:08, archived)
# It's more the 3P0 heads shopped onto gay porn that concerns me.
The sight could be a tad NSFW for the next week.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:14, archived)
#
concerns
excites
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:17, archived)
# Ah, I wondered why there were so many 'Friends of Tin Man' pictures on /board, today.
Another case solved, Holmes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry] I will post this here and now then! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:33, archived)
# Bo' selecta!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Hope this isnt homophobic...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:56, archived)
# well i liked it
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 3:27, archived)
# Red eh?
There's an app for that ;)
(MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 9:04, archived)
# Brown Eye-Robot?
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:38, archived)
#
As a gay guy that was my initial fear, but thankfully initial entries seem to be good. b3ta is better than that.
(LokiMD, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 22:48, archived)
# And worse.
But at least the good stuff gets voted up.
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Sat 19 Jan 2013, 23:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Right up the uncanny valley.

Forbidden Playmobil-on-LEGO love.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:39, archived)
# Leave David Duchovny alone!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:41, archived)
# He fucking loves it
you never saw the Red Shoe Diaries TV series?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:43, archived)
# Softcore is the worst human invention, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:45, archived)
# Dammit, how come your reply makes me laugh harder than my own image does?
how come your reply makes me laugh harder than my own image does?Also:
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:46, archived)
# Erm. Size issue?
LEGO peeps are half the size of Playmobil.
He'd end up like Goatse.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:45, archived)
# What can I say? Lego Robot David Duchovny likes it rough.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:52, archived)
# Could get rusty.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:39, archived)
# QOTW vote time
Vote for what you want as the next QOTW.
Should you feel the need to stick it up your arse, please do so:

A) Broken promises: Stories of bitter disappointment, rage or mild indifference experienced when someone has failed to live up to the mark. Or the other way round. (Davros' Granddad)

B) Wild animal encounters: what did you meet and how brown were your pants afterwards?

C) Tech let-downs: what incredibly expensive/cool/beautiful kit is now gathering dust?

D) Not welcome: gone somewhere to be greeted by a sudden hush? Where have you been rejected or ejected?

E) The stupidest thing I ever did

F) 'Sorry...' Write a letter of apology to someone who deserves it. (Monty_Boyce)








(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:33, archived)
# I have printed this out, rolled it up and inserted it into my posterior cavity
this appears to be insert things into Gruffi's arse week

and yes, Firefox, I would very much like to add arse to the British English Dictionary
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:36, archived)
# If you can hold it open,
and everyone would like to take one of these ping-pong balls...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:46, archived)
# I've got pineapples
is that a problem?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:56, archived)
# Not so far.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:03, archived)
# right now? No.
in retrospect after 2 days of fasting and a colonoscopy, the first thing I ate perhaps oughtn't have been a pizza smothered in Assblaster sauce - the clue is in the packaging

but the good news is - no pesky bowel cancer. Middle age is fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:04, archived)
# Good news there.
I've got to have about 7 inches (lol) removed from my bowel. All fun and games.

Awaits 'not for the first time' type jokes :)
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:58, archived)
# not for the first time, eh?
it is good news for me, but I still have to find what what causes me crippling pain. Might be my pancreas or gallbladder. I hope your 7-inch-ectomy goes well.

It was interesting watching the video feed from my insides, especially when they popped a vein taking a random biopsy!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:02, archived)
# Thats how I took it, as it were....
Yes they found cancerous stuff, but they have diagnosed AND removing it. I'm luckier than someone who has no idea what it is or could be, like yourself.

After my arse camera fun, I did what everyone must do and ask for a DVD copy of it, I'm sure they've never heard that one before..etc..
But afterwards I trumped and it sounded like blowing over the top of a milk bottle...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:04, archived)
# yes, the farting.
Oh my god the farting. It was glorious apart from all the lube squeezing out

I hope you've all enjoyed your lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:16, archived)
# ha ha
Yes. I felt like a woman after sex.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:25, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:37, archived)
# yes
and now i get to enjoy it a second time :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:25, archived)
# do you want those carrots?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:37, archived)
# Ignore 2.LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:29, archived)
# For the sake of democracy could we please have an option G) kill QOTW forever.
Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:52, archived)
# Mo Windu

For 'Hedgie', cos I know he just loves these ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:20, archived)
# His head looks very polished.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:25, archived)
# that's wind erosion
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:32, archived)
# Samuel L. Jackson has mentioned that he'd love to return in the sequels, and said it'd be possible because "we didn't see Mace Windu die".
Jedis, it would seem, can now fly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:27, archived)
# he landed on a beanbag, just grazed his knee a bit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:30, archived)
# DON'T PROPAGATE THE LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:31, archived)
# the midichlorians can leave their body and catch them and then go back in their bodies!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:32, archived)
# *readies blaster under table*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:39, archived)
# There was the bit where Anakin leapt from the hover car thing.
I don't see how Windu wouldn't be able to guide himself in the same way, if he was conscious.

Frankly with all the other shit Jedi are supposed to be able to do, surviving a bit of a fall doesn't seem that far-fetched.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:47, archived)
# The bit I'm worried about is how they're going to shoe-horn Yoda back into it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:50, archived)
# Oh, Mu.
I thought you were one of the good guys.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:51, archived)
# Obi Wan came back after Vader sliced him in half. I'm not sure why made up science allowing Windu to still be alive
is more insulting to you than the made up science allowing Yoda to throw shit around with his mind, or Sidious to shoot lightning from his fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:58, archived)
# Because every piece of history about Windu, (including official canon), ends with his death at the hands of Anakin and Palpatine.
If he does come back, he'd have to be blue and sparkly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:06, archived)
# There's no such thing as "official canon" outside of the movies.
They can put whatever the hell they like in the movie and once it's in there it's true. Anything outside the movies means shit-all, whether it's been described as offical or otherwise.

It's like when Rowling tried to say Dumbledore was gay; nice thought, but unless it was alluded to in some way in the texts themselves, then it just doesn't count.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:16, archived)
# Now we're considering how easy it is to change or add to something because you can and/or feel like it.
From that point of view, yes, he could still be alive.

But Lucas said at the time that Mace Windu had died in 'Revenge of The Sith', and all Lucasfilm supported histories since then have perpetuated this particular detail.


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:53, archived)
# But none of the Lucasfilm supported histories have been in the films, which is my point.
Anything outside of the movies has nothing to do with the movies. You can call them "super authentic no really this is what actually happened ultimate testimonies", and it wouldnt matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:30, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:33, archived)
# Hahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:35, archived)
# You'd BETTER beg his mutherfucking pardon, sucker.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:35, archived)
# It's my first for quite a while...
All this hoofing about, I thought I would stable it with this...

(I helped save b3ta! AddToBasket loves his shiny new MacBookPro, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:16, archived)
# threads like buses
you wait ages then three turn up at once :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:18, archived)
# pfft


Click for bigger (118 kb)
(not worth its own thread)
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:19, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10910576
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:21, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10910333
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:23, archived)
# wrist action
guess I'm not as quick as I thought...
(I helped save b3ta! AddToBasket loves his shiny new MacBookPro, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:31, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10910594
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:27, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:25, archived)
# Coalition encourages people into work ...
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:16, archived)
# It's like the good aids / bad aids thing
There's GOOD shirkers and BAD shirkers
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:17, archived)
# or "Tory MPs" and "Everyone else"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:20, archived)
# Woo!
The Conservative Party logo actually makes rather a good graffiti tag.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:25, archived)
# I prefer this one
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:31, archived)
# Is that like Scrivens?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:25, archived)
# Crivvens!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:32, archived)
# Amazon takes another victim...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:16, archived)
# internet bastards.. I loved Mr Benn!

(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:18, archived)
# The moment one minute into this episode
is terrifying....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fATn31TyKc

I imagine that Julian was a big inspiration for the Halloween films.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:21, archived)
# FUNNY MASK??
kin' ell.. barrel of laughs that! (nighmare material haha)
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:24, archived)
# He watched the kids for a while then went for a what?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:25, archived)
# Or
El Orfanato
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:40, archived)
# There's a brilliant 2000AD story that starts with Mr 'Bennet' walking down the road to the costume shop.
And hanging in the window is a Mega-City-One Judge's uniform.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:50, archived)
# Reading the wikipedia page, I've only just realised that this song by the Divine Comedy
is about Mr Benn despite that being incredibly obvious and despite it being from an album I've listened to loads:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y09zxmZr16Y

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:02, archived)
# haha

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:52, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:19, archived)
# hahah, it's the gorilla rape scene from Trading Places
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:19, archived)
# The final frame gives the shopkeeper the last laugh, but the real world would end with the second-from-last panel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:22, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:23, archived)
# That's brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
The personal touch.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 13:26, archived)
# i'd like to try the roman gladiator with he big blue strap on please.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:37, archived)
# Inspired by The Hedgehog From Hell....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:47, archived)
# :)
www.b3ta.com/board/10910234
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:49, archived)
# Bugger.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:50, archived)
# B3ta's gone weird.
And for that reason, I'm out.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:51, archived)
# No, YOUR weird
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:17, archived)
# His weird what?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:34, archived)
# Bye x
morning anyone who's left
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:18, archived)
# fake
no shark
:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Moons? Huummm, mooOoons...

Ok challenge done, can we have another one?
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:24, archived)
# That's no horse burger
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:31, archived)
# Mmmm, DeathTits
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:32, archived)
# You'r seing it wrong.

Notice the subtle placement of the death star depression so as to avoid testosterone based confusion?
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Danger, Danger, Will Robinson!

* This post may require you to be quite old to enjoy it properly
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:34, archived)
# I want to take you to
THE GAY STAR THE GAY STAR
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:36, archived)
# I got something to put in you
at the GAY STAR GAY STAR GAY STAR WAAAAOOOOO!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 14:44, archived)
# I shook Dick Valentine's hand - does that make me mincing?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 18 Jan 2013, 21:54, archived)
# this is ace
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:44, archived)
# Ta.
I was beginning to think nobody liked him. And he's such a happy robot.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:45, archived)
# Ooo.
Just noticed the universal greeting. Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:46, archived)
# Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong
*offers energon goodie*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:26, archived)
# No welcome wagon 'Hello Stranger' with that good coffee flavour for you!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:58, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Sun 20 Jan 2013, 0:05, archived)
# ok, new challenge:
Your favorite furry sidekick as a ciabatta
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:37, archived)
# still love that :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:39, archived)
# :) He's chewie, you know...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 12:18, archived)
# Will somebody get this walking baguette out of my way?!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:40, archived)
# Sure, just pass the butter...
Aaand that takes us back to the original gay theme.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:43, archived)
# haha, its the image that keeps on giving.

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:45, archived)
# typical, Chewie always misses out on a medal/brew
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:57, archived)
# Not so.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:06, archived)
# nah, he's just got an advanced straw hydraulics system - it's not a mic
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:09, archived)
# sweet, tea on tap, like it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:31, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:59, archived)
# This is where Toy Story 3
got the idea for Mr Potato Head and the tortilla
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:31, archived)
# well.. everyone else is at it..
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:13, archived)
# horse head for sleeping with the fishes??
I never noticed the Oscar before!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:16, archived)
# me neither,, til you pointed it out!
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:19, archived)
# It's a nice subtle touch that
I've heard that is Coppola's for writing Patton.
Don't know if that's true
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:19, archived)
# OH NO I SLEPT WITH BURGERS
MY WIFE'S GONNA BE PISSED IF SHE FINDS OUT
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:17, archived)
# THEY CAN'T DO ANAL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:25, archived)
# but they can be
shit.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:33, archived)
# They can if you use your imagination.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:36, archived)
# Wouldn't you wake up before being covered in that much blood?
You'd feel it all icky and cold and sticky as it clotted.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:33, archived)
# He's from da mafia
Being covered in rapidly clotting blood, is like, Tuesday.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:34, archived)
# Unless he's a bed wetter..
then he'd naturally sleep through the wetness..
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:56, archived)
# Obvious I suppose
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:09, archived)
# *something about horse burgers*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:09, archived)
#

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:10, archived)
# I loath horses
worst of all the animals.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:12, archived)
# I love Tesco
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:00, archived)
# very toap-ical :)
*gets coat*
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:11, archived)
# That's funnier than my picture
* must try harder *
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:14, archived)
# Coruscants, thought you said I did...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:07, archived)
# ARE THOSE HORES BRUGERS????????
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:10, archived)
# Looks more like meatballs.
If so, they're the dogs bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:14, archived)
# Smug Yoda smug is
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:13, archived)
# "a little smug green bastard, I am"
Are those Yoda turds? And what's in the cup? 2 jedi, 1 cup?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:14, archived)
# Ning Q!
They're ickle 'Coruscants' ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:17, archived)
# Ning mate
half dipped in some Jedi snow
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:23, archived)
# As burger sales slumped...

Edit de-ris for the young'uns

(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:58, archived)
# Horseburgers
Horseburgers
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:00, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:01, archived)
# ^horseburgers
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:03, archived)
# ^ in the Thames
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:04, archived)
# ^helicopter crash
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:05, archived)
# Were they trying to airlift that whale?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:06, archived)
# What whale?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:08, archived)
# The whale with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:31, archived)
# The voodoo, who do, what you don't dare do people?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:07, archived)
# Whale with da angle dianna
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:09, archived)
# Is this after the back-down on horse tax?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:05, archived)
# I like to think of horses as big dogs
big dogs for the rich
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:12, archived)
# Did Rebecca ask him to get rid of that problematic police horse? :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:05, archived)
# Haha
Best way to hide the evidence
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:09, archived)
# hehe
Wouldn't surprise me at all
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:17, archived)
# John Selwyn Gummer FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:08, archived)
# That remains one of the most memorable PR stunts in the history of politics :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:11, archived)
# Hard to believe 23 years ago since BSE
Wonder if the kid survived
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:16, archived)
# Aww, little Nick's wearing the twin dress from the Shining
ANd that bastard Cameron has pushed the meat out the bottom, so he's only pretending to eat the burger!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:27, archived)
# haha
Dave loves a bit o' horse
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:41, archived)
# Image Challenge vote
This week's challenge vote is finally here.

Your selection:

* If breakfast could talk

* Two word challenge: Gay Robots

* Make macho hollywood films politically correct. James Bond drinking tea and going on a demo, etc.

* Britain's High St, 2020. With HMV. Comet, Jessops & Blockbuster gone, what will it look like? What will take their place?

Balloty-box:




(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 8:59, archived)
#
1 - nothing springs to mind
2 - a week of homophobia and C3PO, but probably the most fun
3 - "not another movie poster challenge"
4 - This repeatedly

I shall have to have a think before placing my precious vote
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:06, archived)
# that's some serious competition
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:07, archived)
# It'd never happen, the cost of refitting would be too high
they'd just bulldoze the whole highstreet
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:08, archived)
# I want horses or portraits of royals that are lol.

I want! I want! I want! I want horses, they're the tastiest of all the animals lalala etc
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:13, archived)
# Also room for
camp, topical and geek jokes, though.

Never known b3ta to be particularly homophobic, despite what Wikipedia says about Gay Shift.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:21, archived)
# it's easy to read the wrong thing in to our humour
see above :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:26, archived)
# then Wikipedia needs to be updated
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:26, archived)
# I may be wrong but I'm sure that
Gay Shift actually came about after concerns that Lesbian Hour was sexist.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:30, archived)
# Trans week next month then?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:11, archived)
# I just want to see some FABULOUS robots
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:38, archived)
# C3-TOAP
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:40, archived)
# RU12 ?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:54, archived)
#
No HMV? Where will Gay Robots get their CDs from?
(MeinGott MeinGott, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:22, archived)
# from whatareweyourgayrobotcdsuppliers.com
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:25, archived)
#
Site's down (
(MeinGott MeinGott, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:27, archived)
# THEY'RE OVER 69%
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:26, archived)
# OH SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:39, archived)
# okay, here we go -
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:51, archived)
# SMOKING THEM
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:51, archived)
# okay i'm done
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:52, archived)
# haha, is that MozzerCop?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:57, archived)
# yes, NOW HE'S REALLY - "HALF A PERSON" HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:01, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:01, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:04, archived)
# d d, you're the best.
For real.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:09, archived)
# I like to say fit too
fit is an ace word :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:55, archived)
# HE HAS AN ERROR IN HIS SPEECH MECHANISM, PRODUCING A RATHER EFEMININE SOUNDING LISP
HE'S A FUCKING ROBOT
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:59, archived)
# IT'S ONLY GAY IF BALLS TOUCH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:02, archived)
# Proves that Adelaide is gay, then:
www.thepunch.com.au/articles/SAs-whispering-campaign-has-Adelaide-by-the-balls/
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:11, archived)
# holy shit I just tried reading the article
IT'S FUCKING ADELAIDE, STOP BEING SO DRAMATIC
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:25, archived)
# Combine the first two into gay robots talking breakfast
and you have another thing. That's what I think. Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:30, archived)
# Channel 4 already did this in the 90s
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:43, archived)
# In the context of Futurama, it gives a whole new meaning to having a 'Fry Up' in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:48, archived)
# B'dum tish
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:58, archived)
# Talking breakfast probably has the most scope for being, y'know, 'out there'
which is why I voted for movieposterslol!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:43, archived)
# Gay robots
with great big guns ftw :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:50, archived)
# Talking breakfast is the best one.
Gay robots is gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:50, archived)
# looks like gay robots in the lead
b3tans - please don't be horribly homophobic in this challenge
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:54, archived)
# just wait, some one will start something soon enough
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:58, archived)
# "Like racism, but more acceptable because putting your willy in another man's bum is quite ridiculous"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:01, archived)
# it could have just as well been robots + sex (of any kind) because sex is the same pretty much whenever
but i guess gay dudes talk funny or w/e
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:06, archived)
# I dunno.
Plenty of elements to gay culture that can lead to interesting potential hooks for jokes, as with any other culture based challenge which has run.

Sex jokes usually die a death on a sober audience, and I can't see any genuine homophobia going down well here.

We'll see, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:37, archived)
# i'm not too pessimistic yet,
i like all the jokes i came up with so far, yeah... i'm pretty fucking clever yep
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:48, archived)
# As with most compos it'll end up as bla bla something to do with robots bla bla

straight or gay robots could be fun :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:55, archived)
# Oh, Rob. Are you just setting yourself up for disappointment?
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:01, archived)
# probably
just not looking forward to people shouting at me on twitter for something I didn't think up / support / set / enter etc.

Or maybe it'll be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:03, archived)
# So, normal day for you, then?
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:05, archived)
# Oh :(
Not going to post my gay black dwarven thalidomide burning effigy then.
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:11, archived)
# Could upset the Twitter Hate machine
if any get posted there.

You know how quickly THAT lot can off the deep end about thinbgs like this.

I'm staying well out of it
(as the vicar said to the actress)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:30, archived)
# I rather suspect Gay Robots is going to be out of ideas quite quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:02, archived)
# Gay robots should exist already
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:14, archived)
# robots always to me look gay
If they had a sexuality, they are very camp.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 11:22, archived)
# After McDonalds sponsors the Olympics last summer...
Burger King announces it's sponsorship of the Grand National
Photobucket
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 23:53, archived)
# Bon apetit
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 3:01, archived)
# At least you know it's fresh
Although I prefer my meat well-hung ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 3:56, archived)
# there's a sausage & two meatballs here with your name on
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 8:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 8:38, archived)
# that's not real
is it real?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 8:57, archived)
# No helicopter. No bridge.
But maybe the helicopter crashed into the bridge.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 9:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 21:36, archived)
# Oh no, no, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:02, archived)
# my eldest son would love this
love shit his pants at

:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:03, archived)
# Double the fun
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 23:15, archived)
# he just walked past and saw the single clown gif
he: "that's just not right"
me: "hahahahaha"
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 23:21, archived)
# CLOWNCOCK
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:35, archived)
# I can see his winky
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:38, archived)
# Tim Curry is looking a bit manic

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 23:50, archived)
# He invented Pac Man
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 3:06, archived)
# *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 8:20, archived)
# We all float down here :)
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 8:37, archived)
# It's Clown O'Cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 17 Jan 2013, 10:12, archived)
# He seems quite excited by the idea....


HQ here AKA - BIGGER!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:16, archived)
# sometimes I wonder what would have happened if Hitler hadn't topped himself
and if he would be a wizened old fruit who was regarded as a bit eccentric...where am I going with this?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:18, archived)
# hull?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:19, archived)
# I think, inevitably, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:20, archived)
# It's a full train....
You better reserve your seat in advance. Standing room only in B3ta Class....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:22, archived)
# replacement bus service is available
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:07, archived)
# Interior shot:
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:37, archived)
# hahaha brilliant :D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:40, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 23:19, archived)
# SatNav screen:

(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 22:40, archived)
# Watching reruns of Steptoe and son and rooting for Old man steptoe!
Paints a interesting picture.... Or maybe he could see the funny side and would watch hello hello.....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:20, archived)
# that's a lovely ginger afro she's got there...
:D
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:24, archived)
# S.P.A.N.G. Satellite is locked...
Awaiting permission to fire...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 16 Jan 2013, 20:32, archived)

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