Nice
Reminds me of the KLF's get-up on this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJaG1d7B9xo
From the comments.. "Just shows you what you could get away with before the pc brigade started up and spoiled things"
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 23:16,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJaG1d7B9xo
From the comments.. "Just shows you what you could get away with before the pc brigade started up and spoiled things"
while it's a perfectly lovely gif
I do think you may have misunderstood the definition of Stop Motion animation*
*unless your cat is dead and rigged with a crude coat hangar armature which you used to animate it climbing the stairs
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:32,
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*unless your cat is dead and rigged with a crude coat hangar armature which you used to animate it climbing the stairs
It takes real skill to glue a cat to the stairs repeatedly
They tend to be a lot less compliant after the first time
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:34,
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Glue? That's where you're going wrong
Velcro is the trick, Velcro.
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:42,
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Loving your coat hangar joke.
That must be one massive wardrobe you got there.
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:33,
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Traditionally, at this point, you lift the mood by
posting a fucking brilliant image. Please don't be discouraged by the possible threat of censure.
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:46,
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well I like it
if you can't bend the rules a bit and post something creative that you've done on here.. well,,
FUCK YOU
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:28,
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FUCK YOU
Thing is Mr Clap what makes this site for me is
unusual and surprising interpretations of aspects of life including interpretations of image challenges. If that's not why we are all here why are we all here? (Rhetorical)
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:43,
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Well, honestly, I don't know what to say
that hasn't been said before
ALL HAIL OMALLY"S TURBO CAT ! !
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:53,
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ALL HAIL OMALLY"S TURBO CAT ! !
We had a spate of shit challenges one time
this was how I vented my frustration
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Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:13,
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this was how I vented my frustration
has the pope laid an egg?
is this how they choose a successor?
what am i missing here?
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:38,
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what am i missing here?
Festival No.6?
(I didn't manage to go last year, but according to friends, everyone was completely off their face at it.)
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:12,
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(I didn't manage to go last year, but according to friends, everyone was completely off their face at it.)
I
went on the Sunday - fucking excellent - especially if you like rain.
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:28,
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Someone in the Catholic Church being bumped from behind by balls against their will?
How rare!
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:54,
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*clears throat*
Ladies and gennulmen, I give you... Skullfunk, live!!!
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 18:58,
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:) i like the song that autoplays on your website...the dude's voice reminds me of someone, but i can't figure out who...
minor threadjack: i've just discovered that some idiot UKIP blog is using my jollygood picture (see profile) on their site...what should i do?
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:13,
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If it is hot linked change the image to some thing deeply offensive
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:17,
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yea it's not unfortunately - that would have been my first choice though :)
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:25,
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How about writing to them say..
as a immigrant jobless African fraudster living off the State, that you are really chuffed they're using your image
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:53,
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Thanx dude :)
Not sure what to suggest about the UKIP issue though :/
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:18,
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write a very stern email
Telling them not to be thieving cunts.
And to not be cunts
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:19,
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And to not be cunts
hmm, i was thinking of doing this, but technically the original photo of the hollywood sign isn't mine
i'm not really sure how the whole thing works...
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:27,
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Doesn't matter - that's for the original copyright holder to take up, not them.
Send them an invoice for 2,500 quid, stating that if they continue to display the image, they are agreeing to be bound by your terms of use. They'll take it down fast enough. If not, you have 2,500 quid to build and aggressively market ukiparecunts.co.uk
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:54,
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You might...
... be able to e-mail them, explaining you created the original on x day, y month etc. and you they didn't ask your permission to use your image, so would they please take it down?
I don't know if you registered your image as copyrighted or if B3ta claims things displayed on their pages come under their copyright as that would give you a lot more clout and you could sue them.
Failing that, make your own blog(s), writing about what a huge bag of dicks they are for not crediting your work.
In the future, I'd watermark or integrate your name/ID into the image at in the bottom corner or something.
What's the blog it's posted on (or address)?
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:33,
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I don't know if you registered your image as copyrighted or if B3ta claims things displayed on their pages come under their copyright as that would give you a lot more clout and you could sue them.
Failing that, make your own blog(s), writing about what a huge bag of dicks they are for not crediting your work.
In the future, I'd watermark or integrate your name/ID into the image at in the bottom corner or something.
What's the blog it's posted on (or address)?
I found it
eureferendum.blogspot.co.uk/2012/03/jolly-good-thing.html
If you want we could all e-mail them telling them their twunts?
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:35,
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If you want we could all e-mail them telling them their twunts?
In fact,
There's a linky for comments and for twitter. What better way to out a thieving cunt?
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:39,
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I tried...
You can't login on the comments and there's no direct comment on twitter, only to send the link to friends. I have, but I'm relatively new on twitter, so I doubt I have many followers. the hubby has a facebook account though, so I'll see if I can do any damage with that and (separately) contact the blog administrator
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:56,
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I've emailed
the sites admin, so we'll see what happens. I'll see what else I can kick up.
I know, I have no life.
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:00,
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I know, I have no life.
Copyright comes into existence the moment the work does.
Unless it was made under contract, the copyright automatically belongs to the creator of the work. Gets murkier if you've used an image without permission, but I hear that might be easier soon as there's talk of allowing people to use images without permission in the case of parody.
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:57,
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I did think of that
but I don't like the idea of turning to the dark side.
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:00,
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haha i really don't care enough about it to do that
although sending a DCMA takedown to a bunch of UKIP wankers who want us to sever ties with the EU and move into the mid-Atlantic would be nicely ironic...
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:03,
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I've emailed
the website admin, but it's bounced back and you can't comment on their page as you can't sign up. Fuck it send them the DCMA. We tried being nice - they're just being pricks now.
To think I had a little bit of sympathy with them (stupid, I know).
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:06,
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To think I had a little bit of sympathy with them (stupid, I know).
heh, no worries, probably not worth the effort really just to get one photo taken down
meh, i might try and send them an email in a few days if i still care about it then...
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:08,
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I know
I just don't like thieves and people who get away with it even less >_<
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:10,
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*pops in new eyes made of pickled onions*
There you go, son. Lovely new eyes. Delicious, crunchy eyes...
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:19,
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Son, don't do that!
Apple will sue you... O_o
(eye-breath, geddit?)
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:21,
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(eye-breath, geddit?)
Yay great tune,call me thick but I can't find the bit of your site with your forthcomin gigs?
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:27,
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That's because we haven't got any at the moment :/
We played in Bradford last weekend, but while I'm working away things are a bit quiet, gig-wise...
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 20:13,
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Ah right!
I wanted to drop into one of your Notts gigs once, But only remembered it 2 days after it had happened! One day I'll catch you:-)
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:23,
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That'll be cool :)
Hit me up on facebook if you're on there, and I'll make sure I let you know when we're playing
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:47,
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I can wait till it starts sending back instagram picture of its lunch.
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 18:55,
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This came to me in a dream
Click for bigger (453 kb)
And I don't think anyone's done this before. Any takers?
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 18:11,
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Click for bigger (453 kb)
And I don't think anyone's done this before. Any takers?
The centrally placed words "Onion Terror 2013" make it more surreal.
What can it mean?
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 18:28,
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good question
They weren't there when I took the photos!
edit: plural as I merged two photatoes.
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 18:35,
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edit: plural as I merged two photatoes.
yay!
And yay to OnionTerror's post at the top of the thread too!
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 19:17,
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And yay to OnionTerror's post at the top of the thread too!
Mail it Simon Weston, it should cheer him up....
Also, were's cupid this year? he always pops up around about now?
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:56,
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This
www.b3ta.com/board/4694966
is my favourite b3ta moment of all time.
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 18:06,
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is my favourite b3ta moment of all time.
Haha, that's back in the days when I was just a wee lurker without an acount!
My Fav one has to be rattleheads Weston Vader animation.
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 18:15,
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Crikey. Remember when that many people replied to an image.
even rob.
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 18:17,
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I know! and some of the other names there too that I'd forgotten about
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 18:21,
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Ha ha fuck!
There's more posts there than we get in a day now.
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 18:26,
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Is the series catchphrase "You've made a right monkey out of me"?
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:38,
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whereas it used to seem like a simple statement of fact.
We're still stuck here though eh?
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:15,
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We're still stuck here though eh?
Excuse me, could you tell me where the exit is, please?
Also, "Hello, Cheesy-person!"
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:25,
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I had just watched League Of Gentlemen when I did it.
I mean - it's only an internet site, it's hardly Indiana State Penitentiary.
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:30,
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A fine first image! :) Welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave*
*your interest in b3ta may go up as well as down. The first 6 months of b3ta is usually the best. If you last that long you'll think you're old school and probably have a small foray into board nazism,
regularly right clicking to check file sizes on everything. After that phase wears off, you'll still wonder why freebase is on the /board every day even though it stopped being funny at least 18 months ago.
Your job is at risk if you do not keep up while browsing b3ta at work. You Honda Accord is at risk if you post on /qotw. Ignore 2.0 is sh*t. Further Terms & Conditions may apply.
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:29,
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regularly right clicking to check file sizes on everything. After that phase wears off, you'll still wonder why freebase is on the /board every day even though it stopped being funny at least 18 months ago.
Your job is at risk if you do not keep up while browsing b3ta at work. You Honda Accord is at risk if you post on /qotw. Ignore 2.0 is sh*t. Further Terms & Conditions may apply.
And if you choose b3ta to supply both electric and gas, you can save a further 5%.
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:37,
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Quite wonderful.
Also, a man pulling a face because he's working hard to beat a target in the gym will never stop being the funniest thing ever.
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:49,
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Hurrah!
Welcome to b3ta you'll never leave pull a chair shop a kitten etc
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:57,
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Oh hai new person
This wins the best first post on this internets today
Woo :)
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 18:17,
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Woo :)
Yeah the bird was particularly poor.
And Yoffy has to be one of the most sinister-looking people ever on childrens' tv.
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:17,
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Google isn't helping me with that...
Rosie and Jim were just creepy though..
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:53,
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who'd have thought this small company would take over the world 20 years later
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 15:18,
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She's
what would turn up if I asked for a blond, Danish lesbian...
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 21:40,
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That is a sad story
and I'm sure I remember GW having things like 'dwarves', 'elves' and even 'eldar' in their games...
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 16:58,
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What wankers
Someone needs to tell Disney to do a film about space marines
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:40,
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"Peter, could you try fixing this bit of code?"
"I'll take a stab at it."
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Tue 12 Feb 2013, 17:03,
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Or, as Wikipedia puts it
"The scene where Elton says he and Ursula have "a bit of a love life" was criticised by some commentators, who felt that the resultant implication of having oral sex with a paving slab was unsuitable for Doctor Who's large audience of children; others, however, dismissed this dialogue as a harmless joke that children would not understand."
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