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# Bindun?
"Unflattering"?

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:42, archived)
# is it yesterday morning already?
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:50, archived)
# Sorry
I was a bit out of the loop yesterday...
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:02, archived)
# FUCK
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:51, archived)
# ooh
it's nearly dinner time
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:53, archived)
# Would
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:58, archived)
# f'tang
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:02, archived)
# Olé
... biscuitbarrel.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:11, archived)
# Neeeeeeee-WOP!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 23:52, archived)
# we're going to need a bigger something
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:07, archived)
# paella?
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:08, archived)
# wha?
oh
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:25, archived)
# glistening
glistening
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:08, archived)
# hahaha
This is utterly magnificent
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:08, archived)
# phwoar!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:14, archived)
# truly grotesque
multipal kudos
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:15, archived)
# AHAHAHAHA
b3ta is fucking great today :) That's genuinely disturbing.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:41, archived)
# ^This
B3ta is not dead etc............
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:18, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:15, archived)
# Thank god for that, I was starting to get freebase withdrawal symptoms
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:05, archived)
# hahaha
this is great
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:08, archived)
# 10-4, Rubber FUCK!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:47, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:38, archived)
# my thoughts exactly
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:40, archived)
# One's an animal, one's a human.
It'll never work out!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:41, archived)
# hey, if a penguin and a rabbit can shag
these two shouldn't have any problem
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:44, archived)
# Haha! I stand corrected.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:49, archived)
# PENGBIT
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:49, archived)
# wasn't he the cunt that worked with paul daniels?
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:52, archived)
# have I miraculously stumbled upon Debbie McGee's MI6 codename?
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:54, archived)
# no, i believe that was monghamster
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:57, archived)
#
hey, if a penguin and a rabbit can shag rabbit can drug a penguin and make it believe they shagged.

David Attenboroughs' new series on Sky in 3D HD "Duplicitous Rabbit Hussies". Very popular I hear.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:54, archived)
# haha
that strap-on scene is great in 3D
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:55, archived)
# those filthy cotton-tailed harlots will try anything!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:58, archived)
# Attenboroughs with Tits
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:04, archived)
# Oh it was a penguin?
I thought it was a robot
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:55, archived)
# no, she wasn't compatible with him
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:59, archived)
# Now it's starting to make perfect sense

*not really
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:01, archived)
# nobody's ever accused me of making sense before
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:07, archived)
# The sofa took a hit or two,
can't wait to see the resulting threesome
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:43, archived)
# There's enough whining about furry funtimes,
I can't wait to see what happens when furniture fetishism rears its ugly headrest.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:00, archived)
# Might have a go at this later.
Drawing it, that is, not fucking my sofa ;)
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:24, archived)
# They are destined never to get together.
Otherwise the strip will fail. e.g. Moonlighting

Stupid Cupid clearly doesn't know his tropes.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:44, archived)
# Never say never.
I think series that follow a relationship tend to fall apart because no real thought is given to what happens after the characters get together.

As no thought has ever been put into SA......

:D
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
There are some series where it kind of worked. 'Friends' and 'The Big Bang Theory' although they have larger ensemble casts. The ones with a male and female lead seem to fare less well.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:07, archived)
# Castle is managing to keep it interesting
Mainly because they have to keep it all a big secret from their boss, so there's still tension there. Also, she's not a cat-woman hybrid thing, so no bestiality issues either.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:54, archived)
# ha ha!
Haven't seen that show. It's the bloke out of Firefly isn't it?
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:31, archived)
# agreed
but what if pip and art get it on?
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:44, archived)
# FWIP FWIP FWIP
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:07, archived)
# oooh - he almost got one in her tits
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:11, archived)
# should have dipped her arrow tips in rohypnol
then shot him in the cock with a cocain arrow
guaranteed luurve for sure.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:10, archived)
# I seem to remember they gave each other cards last valentines.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:23, archived)
# Well he's reading the magazine and she's playing the computer game
That's wrong for a start.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 21:41, archived)
# Sleep safe Gotham
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha !
Lovely!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:23, archived)
# Ooh ta mate
:D
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:32, archived)
# That's just more than a little bit splendid....
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:28, archived)
# Thanks!
:)
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:33, archived)
# So cute!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:38, archived)
# awwwwsome
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:53, archived)
# Ta Waspie!
:D
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:33, archived)
# "To the Pratmobile, Bobbins!"
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:12, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:33, archived)
# nicely!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:22, archived)
# Ta!
:D
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:33, archived)
# Smashing,
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:25, archived)
# Thankoo
:D
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:34, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:25, archived)
# ;)
:D
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:33, archived)
# is it the minion's annual fancy dress party?
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Yes!! :)
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:34, archived)
# damn, i have to watch that tonight now
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:39, archived)
# Brilliant stuff!
:)
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:48, archived)
# Thanks!
:D
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:54, archived)
# hello Ninj
this is good
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:50, archived)
# Hai Mighty!
Thanks :)
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:54, archived)
# Batminion! :D
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 19:40, archived)
# Dine in for a pony this Valentine's Day
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:02, archived)
# These filly mignon are a bit dungy
And they're off
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:07, archived)
#
"Schnell, schnell, Kartoffelkopf!, I said, there's a terrible line at my end. You are to advance on the enemy at once. (puts on a record) "A wandering minstral I in the...(record goes off, Edmund speaks)..on Gail Force Eight."
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:30, archived)
# spaghetti bolognese
Italy's grand national dish.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:24, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:26, archived)
# i'd rather eat harry potter's cock
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:29, archived)
# it's a bit lumpy at one end
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:50, archived)
# more testicles means more iron
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:01, archived)
# arf..
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:30, archived)
# Very nicely done
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:17, archived)
# POEPHOERSE
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:59, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Wonderful! *Click* :)
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:07, archived)
# blessed be the haymakers
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:09, archived)
# over jimmy savile scandal?
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:12, archived)
# Pfffft!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:57, archived)
# haha!
this ticks all the boxes
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:16, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:23, archived)
# *furiously attempts a decent "vaticart before the horse" pun*
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:28, archived)
# hahaha...
warning! horse is a pope
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:33, archived)
# Don't trust the label.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:10, archived)
# Terrifying.
*click*
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:51, archived)
# I do wonder what future generations will make of some of the images
on b3ta. I'm already wondering what I was thinking when I made this one.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:11, archived)
# Closing the Vatican door
after the pontiff has bolted?
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:34, archived)
# They'll only trot another one out.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:40, archived)
# Hoof!
Vat-I-Can laugh at!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:58, archived)
# Apparently someone took photos of him in a bikini and pregnant.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:01, archived)
# Now that I'd like to see
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:44, archived)
# a popehorse in the thames
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:20, archived)
# Testing reveals Papal Bull
contains 100% horse DNA
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:24, archived)
# He's got stoners eyes...
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:30, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:56, archived)
# UNEXPECTED RESIGNATION!
BEWARE!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:18, archived)
# Just a quick one
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:16, archived)
# I see horses
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:48, archived)
# Icy horses
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:52, archived)
# Crazy Horses.
(waaaah, waaaaah)
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:00, archived)
# Got no remorse
Like a crazy horse.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:23, archived)
# Ayes eeh oar says.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Dancing. Really dancing. My shapes are thrown.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:14, archived)
# Has Michael J Fox dyed his hair again?
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:15, archived)
# it's given him magic door-pushing powers
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:52, archived)
# I like the idea of
doing the slow process of stop motion on something you could just video.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:18, archived)
# It really was very slow.
And the music sounds rubbish at 0.5 BPM.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:20, archived)
# have you seen The Secret Adventures of Tom Thumb?
wonderfully executed for weird effect
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:23, archived)
# No, but it
looks nice and Svankmajer-ish, so onto the LoveFilm wishlist it goes.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:25, archived)
# it's not for the squeamish by the way
typical Bolex Brothers fare: www.bolexbrothers.co.uk/
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:29, archived)
# I want that suit
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:47, archived)
# That's what Keith Barry wants you to think
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:56, archived)
# I understand it's quite lucky.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:11, archived)
# This is hurting my face
Nice suit though
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:54, archived)
# Nice safari suit.
Very Roger Moore.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:00, archived)
# It is my pride and joy.
Powder Blue, flared, and fits perfectly.
Beaten in my clothing affections only by a long coat made of carpet (now sadly deceased).
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:01, archived)
# Precisely my own moves.
*Here's my card*
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:13, archived)
# old tanzanian proverb...
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:06, archived)
# why make the baby a dress when the parents dont wear clothes?
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:07, archived)
# oh those crazy tanzanians
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:08, archived)
# Or where the parents are Elvis impersonators?
[I'm making a reference to shakey legs. Do you get it?]
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:09, archived)
# Uh-huh.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:11, archived)
# But do you get it?
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:13, archived)
# Uh-huh.
*nods
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:14, archived)
# *Belms*
Ha! Ha! You don't get it!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:15, archived)
# Heheh
What happened to the mother?
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:19, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:24, archived)
# TARDIS UTERUS
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:19, archived)
# nice leg wobble
and she must have a clunge like a skip now :D
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:23, archived)
# Like kicking a tin can down an alleyway
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:47, archived)
# Knee trembler!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:48, archived)
# I bet that hurt!
:)
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:26, archived)
# Just move it far away....
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:31, archived)
# Hahaha
Don't remove the dummy or he'll pffffffffft for miles.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:31, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 20:56, archived)
# Apropos of nothing, have a Hollywilloughbywallaby


(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:58, archived)
# still would
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:03, archived)
# Right up the pouch!
Woo!

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:24, archived)
# damn skippy I would
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:07, archived)
# would
bouncy bouncy!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:07, archived)
# If you can say Hollywilloughbywallaby three times quickly
your dreams will come true.

All I got was a Hollywibblywobbly.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:11, archived)
# :D Great minds and all that... :D
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:09, archived)
# With three vaginas we could all have a go! Even the female B3tans.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:10, archived)
# do wallabies have three vaginas?
Either way, most of b3ta could get a titwank off her all at once.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:56, archived)
#
I assume so; b3ta.com/board/10900106

*Rubs knees at thought of titwank*
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:00, archived)
# I would well warm my willy in HollyWilloughbywallaby
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:15, archived)
# I'd climb inside her pouch to keep warm
if you know what I mean
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:19, archived)
# haha
that works brilliantly
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:24, archived)
# What's that, Skippy? Schofield has fallen down the old cleavage you say?
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:06, archived)
# "Aw shite Will, did I just hear a fuckin' camera click?"
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:48, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
Bless! :D
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Yummy
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:28, archived)
# all I can see is your freakishly long thumb nail :D
are you a drag act at the weekends?
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:30, archived)
# No,
A banjo player. Which is possibly less socially acceptable.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:31, archived)
# depends if you play the tune from Deliverance or not
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:34, archived)
# Just out of interest...
do you have a pretty mouth?
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:35, archived)
# *runs*
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:37, archived)
# hahahaha
but also out of interest - I acquired a banjo a while back, but only play the guitar and ukulele. Is it hard to learn?
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:41, archived)
# hahahaha 'learn' to play a banjo indeed.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:44, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:10, archived)
# if it's five string...
it's like playing an open tuned guitar. 4 string pretty easy too.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:55, archived)
# Yeah, old 5 string one, cheers, I'll get some new strings and give it a go
Plectrum, if I haven't grown a freaky nail yet?
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:57, archived)
# Fingerpicks.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:59, archived)
# Haha
You're gonna get spiders if you insist on filming under the sink!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:33, archived)
# yummy, and full of WOO!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:33, archived)
# For a moment there, I thought you were Gorilla199
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:41, archived)
# Nice
love spiders
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:44, archived)
# hahhahh
this is ace and full of protein
Clickery
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:52, archived)
# The hardest part...
was making the origami spider.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:56, archived)
# I like this
and have "clicked" thusly.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:00, archived)
# Well done,
Looks a bit front pagey to me.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:36, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:14, archived)
# there aren't that many b3ta users, I don't think it will work
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:18, archived)
#
there aren't that many b3ta users, ... .
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:20, archived)
# you've just got to believe
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:20, archived)
# That's what Keith Barry wants you to think
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:21, archived)
# *googles*
is he Derek Accorah's love child?
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:24, archived)
# From the deficient capitalisation and apostrophe abuse
I'm quite convinced that a dumb stuffed animal actually wrote that notice in the first person. It's just the promised transmogrification that I doubt.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:25, archived)
# There aren't that many humans.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:41, archived)
# Just ask Mu, he'll rig the vote
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 16:09, archived)
# Pay me £0.01 per vote and I'll think about it.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 18:26, archived)
# Hmm, cuddly... or deadly...
What to choose..?
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:20, archived)
# Does anything happen if you comment or share?
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:22, archived)
# If I click 'I like this!' on your comment
will it end world hunger?
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:23, archived)
# Only if you send it on to ten of your friends
And guilt-trip them into doing the same.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:27, archived)
#
no, not really
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:24, archived)
# Haha fair do's
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:26, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:23, archived)
#

truly; i do!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:28, archived)
# I don't believe you.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:02, archived)
#
Panthers don't exist.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:56, archived)
# What to buy in the HMV liquidation sale
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:10, archived)
# WAILAAPOYBD
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:19, archived)
# This requires entry
er... into the Naughty Shop Challenge, I mean
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:21, archived)
# Try the cider.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:28, archived)
# Dicken's Cider?
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:35, archived)
#
If only people weren't getting their "Black, Dick" online these days HMV might have survived
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:39, archived)
# it's ok.....
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:48, archived)
# If only they'd SOLD MORE DICK
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:58, archived)
# Getting the headlines in before the news makes them up
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:10, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:11, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:14, archived)
# 2 girls 1 pup?
:)
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:21, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:24, archived)
# Pfft
Now with 20% more splatter
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:22, archived)
# Mustabindun

Have it anyway. With added twat in charge of food. I can't help thinking they knew about the equine additives a long time before it hit the headlines.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:43, archived)
# What's this I hear about racehorse DNA found in Relentless energy drinks?
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:47, archived)
# I have heard no such thing
But WOW if true, this rumour should be spread as fast as possible.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:51, archived)
# THIS RUMOUR CONTAINS 101% RACEHORSE DNA
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:12, archived)
# The BBC site inferred it first, I think we need to spread the word before the inevitable media clampdown
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:15, archived)
# I think I found a hoof in my lettuce
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:07, archived)
# Oh man, everyone's picking up on it now
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:10, archived)
# use that thing on your penknife to get it out
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 17:09, archived)
# Can i set my adblocker to block anything to do with the word 'horse'?
At least til its all died down a bit
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:07, archived)
# but then you might miss out on that wonderful website :(
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:11, archived)
# expecting a cunningly disguied link
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:20, archived)
# No horselinks available these days :o(
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:22, archived)
# Yeah - folks have tried to trick people a few times with a youtube link
but its just not as lightning fast as the I love horses site. RIPxxx
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:27, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:29, archived)
# Yeah the YT link gives all the time in the world to close the tab before the music kicks in...
Unlike this fabulous moment:

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:30, archived)
# That was a win the internet moment.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha, this is where the magic happens
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:55, archived)
# Although I always called people names for posting horselinks
what with it being a cunt's trick, I nonetheless would never be so foolish as to click any link on b3ta when anyone could see my screen or without my computer muted.

In fact my work computer is muted by default, I turn sound on - and use headphones - when I want it.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:17, archived)
# N R HARTZ 6EVAR
<3 <3
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:27, archived)
# They all got minced up and eaten.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:42, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:46, archived)
#
easily the best set of horse/beef jokes so far
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:31, archived)
# Least its keeping peadogedon of the front page.
:)
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:41, archived)
# I get it.......... 'flog' you
like a dead horse

*giggles*
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:18, archived)
# has anyone actually complained about the taste?
I don't think anyone's said "ooh, this prison brand lasagne tastes a bit horsey"

perhaps we actually *like* horsemeat, and when it goes back to being 100% cows' eyes and arses it'll taste a bit funny
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:06, archived)
# Bet the same cunts who are making so much noise over this will quite happily have a kebab every saturday night as they stagger home, and fuck knows what kind of animals and people end up in those
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:09, archived)
# dead forrins served up by live forrins
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:14, archived)
# This one time, I spotted a tiny tattoo going round on the spit.
I could have sworn that the guy serving the previous week had one just like it.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:18, archived)
# Very much this^
Me included, the difference being i know kebabs are made from bad things. My choice.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:40, archived)
# Aaaaaaaarrrggghhhhh!!!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:10, archived)
# *crashes*
:D
Morning Ninjapotamus!

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:14, archived)
# Morning Smasher!
:D
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:15, archived)
# I always liked the idea that you could get a John Cleese voice for your SatNav...
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:19, archived)
# Brian Blessed...
...would be a good one. You'd need your windscreen replacing
after every journey though.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:21, archived)
# That already exists.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:22, archived)
# Dear God!!
:D
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:24, archived)
# As I recall, a b3tan made it happen.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:58, archived)
# This is all true.
Forget who it was, but he managed to get b3ta mobilised. The results:
brianblessed.tomtom.com/index-brianblessed.php?Lid=1
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:21, archived)
# DRIIIIIVE!!!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:38, archived)
# Did they ever make a King George VI version...?
To cash in on the King's Speech hype.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:30, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:43, archived)
# This makes me happy
woo, click
*in that order
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:46, archived)
# "WARP SPEED!"
Nice :)
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:35, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:07, archived)
# Reminds me of my seamtastic first ever post to b3ta...
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:28, archived)
# Just as well you copyrighted this material
Someone may steal it
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 15:37, archived)
# i scream
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:41, archived)
# fab :)
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:46, archived)
# Today's weather: mostly sunny
with a chance of sperm.

This is awesome :)
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:49, archived)
# Mmmmm.... Flake....
Lovely stuff.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:15, archived)
# good old 99! :)
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:52, archived)
# I like this guy
reminds me of an animation I made a few years ago: www.q4nobody.co.uk/jeremy.html
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 11:39, archived)
# Very Salad Fingers-eque, Squire.
i.e. I will never sleep again in this lifetime.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:13, archived)
# I'm a little late to the horsemeat party
but I've not posted a new image in ages so you're getting this regardless.



Click for bigness
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:04, archived)
# I was expecting that to go
in more of a Carling direction.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:23, archived)
# I did consider that
but then realised that Carling must come from an animal vastly inferior to a horse.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:07, archived)
# 8D
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:25, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU infer that Foster's is fresh???
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:35, archived)
# That's kangaroo piss, shirley?
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:14, archived)
# Where will it all end...? This isn't even a real horse!

(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:59, archived)
# Noms :D
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 12:42, archived)
# Christ Almighty Barry
(or Keith)!

Lovely stuff
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:08, archived)
# It's "Mentalist of the Year" Keith Barry....
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:12, archived)
# You'd think that if you were entering the 'showbiz' world
someone might pull you aside and say "by the way Keith, your name is a bit... well, shit."
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:19, archived)
# That's what Keith Barry wants you to think
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:23, archived)
# Yep. Barry Keith would've been so much better.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:24, archived)
#
a bit
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 13:28, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 6:57, archived)
# *mesmerises*
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 7:17, archived)
# is that what the insides of mu's dinosaur look like?
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 7:27, archived)
# Oh, this is nowhere near as turbulent.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 8:22, archived)
# how would I know that
oh, I remember something about a rainbow dinosaur
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 8:28, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:23, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:24, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:27, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:27, archived)
# Dino road safety
STOP!
LOOK LEFT
LOOK RIGHT
LOOK RAAWR!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:48, archived)
# Magnificent :)
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:50, archived)
# I think my personal favourite is the triceraslug.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:52, archived)
# I now have the Mysterious Cities of Gold theme in my head for some reason
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 7:47, archived)
# Yup, everything is correct here.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 8:15, archived)
# International gay surfer day.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 9:15, archived)
# Cor!
That's ace, that is.
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 14:05, archived)
# Mmmmm Had some of these yesterday!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 6:01, archived)
# om nom nom!
this is ace
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 6:29, archived)
# Another horsemeat scandal!
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 8:24, archived)
# hahhahhahhahha
yay
(, Wed 13 Feb 2013, 10:47, archived)

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