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[challenge entry] I say!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 19 Mar 2016, 13:41, archived)
# It's you!!

Frans Hals, Escher, van Gogh, Bosch...b3ta has turned Dutch this compo.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 19 Mar 2016, 16:45, archived)
# IDS - the real meaning
I've said all along (a long, long time) that he should go. This shameless repost...



...is from 2010 and as you can see, the German subtitles betray his true fellings.

IDS resigning because of cutbacks to the disabled budget is like the KKK calling the Westborough Baptist Church 'Hatemongers' - yes, that happened as well.
(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Sat 19 Mar 2016, 13:14, archived)
# Offer him a job that pays minimum wage, see if he takes it
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sat 19 Mar 2016, 15:03, archived)
# lidl bit of politics
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 19 Mar 2016, 8:23, archived)
# I like the knife : )
is IDS now Bruce Forsyth?
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 19 Mar 2016, 8:24, archived)
# haha good game, good game
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 19 Mar 2016, 8:26, archived)
# Two left, but you don't get anything for a pair
not in this game
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Sat 19 Mar 2016, 9:13, archived)
# What do points make?
Wounds!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sat 19 Mar 2016, 12:21, archived)
# Interesting that those
who did the leg spreading despite how stupid it looked have remained loyal. It was probably a test.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 19 Mar 2016, 10:00, archived)
#
I thought Leonard Nimoy was dead
(Beanchimp, Sat 19 Mar 2016, 10:38, archived)
# You've really managed to tone down Osbourne's sliminess there to almost tolerable levels
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Sat 19 Mar 2016, 11:54, archived)
# "Beware the IDS in March", surely?
There, you can have that one for free.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 19 Mar 2016, 13:08, archived)
# I wish the worse arse cancer on all of them


shifty fucks
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 19 Mar 2016, 19:24, archived)
# also, I think this pushed him over the edge
I think this pushed him over the edge
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 19 Mar 2016, 19:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 19 Mar 2016, 5:26, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 19 Mar 2016, 7:29, archived)
# Fnar
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 19 Mar 2016, 10:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 19 Mar 2016, 13:51, archived)
# Creepee!!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Mar 2016, 13:59, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Mar 2016, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Street-fighter V Matchstick Men and Matchstick cats and dogs
(patella, Sat 19 Mar 2016, 1:23, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 19 Mar 2016, 7:29, archived)
# Heheh
I'd like to play northern Street Fighter. Set outside Yates' on a Saturday night.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 19 Mar 2016, 10:03, archived)
# b3ta breaking news: ids has resigned
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 21:01, archived)
#
Iain and Duncan Smith have both resigned?
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 21:08, archived)
# you know....
normal service would dictate that you shall be ridiculed for posting no photoshoppery, but in this instance, i think theres going to be a lot of happy people tonight. lets hope whoever takes over is much less of a cunt than he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 21:09, archived)
# Hardly.
He resigned because he found the cuts to disability benefits indefensible. So he will be replaced by someone who's more than happy to kick disabled people up the bum.

Stand by for a much bigger cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 21:11, archived)
# resignation letter:
pbs.twimg.com/media/Cd29kN7XIAAoxrd.jpg
pbs.twimg.com/media/Cd29kN9WAAAT0aN.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 21:12, archived)
# Yup, "we're going to need a bigger cunt"
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 21:15, archived)
# true.
as an afterthought though, i wonder how much fucking cash he can now rake in as "advisor" to the dodgy companies he has his dirty little fingers in to provide "advice" and "services" to the government.

just pigs in a trough.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 21:31, archived)
# Same on both sides of the house.
Both parties fuck you in the arse. Labour just smooth your hair and tell you they love you while they do it. Tories just plough in there and tell you it's for your own good whilst you bite down on the ball gag.

Either way, you end up with a sore bum.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 21:35, archived)
# The reasons he's given for resigning
suggests that they're going to need an even bigger cunt.

edit: Mind piss
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 21:12, archived)
# When things are too much for IDS
Shit's goin to go down, man.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 22:42, archived)
# This game would have been most appropriate...
i.ytimg.com/vi/9ozDITm-LwY/hqdefault.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 21:21, archived)
# compo it - looks enough like osborne to win
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 21:24, archived)
# Just lacks a cross to nail him to
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 21:28, archived)
# IDS is a massive cunt...like massive, up there with Jezza Hunt
so if he 's resigned.......

we're fucked
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 18 Mar 2016, 21:29, archived)
# Stick your job up your arse, Dave!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 21:38, archived)
# That's quite a disability he has there.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 21:41, archived)
# I can't quite put my finger on what's wrong with this picture
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 19 Mar 2016, 1:18, archived)
# TFFT dispicable evil bastard
This has made my day week month year half decade
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 21:48, archived)
# To spend time with his family, or spend time with his money and business buddies?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 22:05, archived)
# ^ holy shit i only just noticed that this image is almost four times bigger than the entire original game
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 22:31, archived)
# ^ satire
oh come on (universal) credit where its due
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 22:35, archived)
# These graphics would have been so realistic in 1981 that people would have fainted and tried running out of the cinema.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 22:47, archived)
# the more i look at it the more it looks like its wanking off with its left hand
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 22:49, archived)
# i can't stop watching
ban this sick filth before i go blind
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 22:53, archived)
# Poor monster, he just wants to have a maze wank.
But no, stupid adventurers want to wander around the maze and do battle.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Mar 2016, 7:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh no! An action painting.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 20:42, archived)
# lets go!
fab
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 22:11, archived)
# OK now very carefully cut the white wire.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry] They made a game out of Aliens didn't they?


Eve'ning b3ta. Been a while. Hope blouses remain smashing.

Shameless pearoast.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 19:40, archived)
# I have a very smashing blouse on ACTUALLY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 19:43, archived)
# I'd expect nothing less.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 19:45, archived)
# Do you use
Timotei?
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 20:34, archived)
[challenge entry] A chainsaw might have been easier
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 19:19, archived)
# Well, this has put me of the beefburger I was planning to have.
So instead, I'll nonchalantly have a cheeseburger instead.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 19:43, archived)
# Now you're thinking with portals!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 21:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Actually, I think a Jeroen Bosch version of Spore would be quite awesome
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 17:03, archived)
# Wow.
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 18 Mar 2016, 17:35, archived)
# Lo and behold its a thing of true wonder and beauty!
Even if i don't know what 99.9% 100% of the things are :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 17:48, archived)
# Here is some explanation
Warning: contains awesome
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 18:56, archived)
# I was meaning the game character things
Very enjoyable audio interactive though, especially Cameron bottom right
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 19:44, archived)
# Great link, cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 19 Mar 2016, 1:19, archived)
# Wow, I just shat a pearl.
Top linkage there.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 19 Mar 2016, 1:30, archived)
# b3ta meet-up?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 18:18, archived)
# A rare picture of the 2004 Lutjewinkel b3ta bash
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 18:54, archived)
[challenge entry] It's-a-me....
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 15:45, archived)
# this works altogether too well :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 15:56, archived)
# ^ thusly
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 18 Mar 2016, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry] *tries to be clever*
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 16:14, archived)
# Neck sounds great
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 16:43, archived)
# This remark is actually very clever
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 18:57, archived)
# provided you speak dutch
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 18:57, archived)
# and know the artist's name
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 18:58, archived)
# French Neck is a very silly name for a Dutchman.
No wonder that guy was laughing at him.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 19 Mar 2016, 3:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 15:44, archived)
# Fnarr
Took me a second
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 16:31, archived)
# Took me a filename and a google search...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 19 Mar 2016, 0:12, archived)
[challenge entry] oh the
suffering

(Buntry Cuntkin, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 14:58, archived)
# been wanting to try something proper myself
but i just ended up spending ages looking at holbein portraits
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 15:03, archived)
# Thought bio-yoghurt was the nearest you Scousers got to culture
*runs*

*shouts from distance* How did the interview go?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 15:37, archived)
# technically not a scouser, so ner
interview was good, really energetic bloke, likes to hand out bottles of wine and lager at weekends, apparently. i find out tonight if i got it.
also, i love holbein's stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 15:43, archived)
[challenge entry] trotting this one out again
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 14:12, archived)
# You have oodles of patience and should be applauded as such
:) WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 15:07, archived)
# ta :)
i've got 2 on the go atm, a cupcake one for my mum and the legend of zelda/link with recovery heart one. need wool i can't get yet for both of them, so i'm back to stockpiling squares
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 15:25, archived)
# Ooh nice one!
We need pics when finished! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 16:05, archived)
# will do
especially now i know a certain person hasn't visited /board for ages. the link one is his birthday present and i don't want him seeing it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 16:09, archived)
#
(spellingmistakescostlives .com, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 12:56, archived)
# Well, if he's the kind of dude that learns from his mistakes he'd probably see the anti-getting-nailed-to-a-cross virtues of an assault rilfe
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 13:24, archived)
# auto or semi-auto? See, it's not that black and white, is it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 14:29, archived)
# Now that is an interesting question.
Would Jesus pick the Roman's off at a distance, conserving ammo? Or is he the kind of mofo that would ride up into their fort with his disciples in their low rider and just spray and pray?

Or, would he just back Trident and use it as the ultimate deterrent against crucifixion?
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 14:37, archived)
# Shurely he'd only need to make sure there's no crosses.
Execute all the joiners. Bish bosh job done.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 17:44, archived)
# BLASPHEMY!
Jesus had blue eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 13:32, archived)
# Good to see Manley back on the board
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 13:44, archived)
# I always try to do hat Jesus would do:
Get absolutely crucified.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 14:05, archived)
# cause shit for 2,000 years, apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 14:13, archived)
# Whatever he does, you know he'll be back
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 16:16, archived)
# Come with me if you want eternal life
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Mar 2016, 14:00, archived)
# Fleeling?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 19:45, archived)
# FUCK
thanks
(spellingmistakescostlives .com, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 22:33, archived)
# Spelling mistakes cost lives, you know
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 20 Mar 2016, 15:18, archived)
# And for my next trick...

Bindun? Too soon?
(101 Teeth, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 12:45, archived)
# Yes and No
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 13:00, archived)
# Happytoast did that gag yesterday ;)


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 18:19, archived)
[challenge entry] FFS
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 12:35, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 15:23, archived)
# THIS!
This is what the front-paged image should have looked like.
(SonofRojBlake, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry] 2p's
worth

(Buntry Cuntkin, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 12:21, archived)
# 2p well spent :)
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 12:24, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 14:05, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 16:46, archived)
# Haha!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 18 Mar 2016, 17:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Treasure Island Dali
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 11:49, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 11:56, archived)
[challenge entry] lovely
also NWOT
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 12:00, archived)
[challenge entry] load "mondrian"
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 11:41, archived)
# wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 11:43, archived)
# does it make the noise or should i do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 11:47, archived)
# Like ""
Enter.
Play.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 11:50, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 14:30, archived)
# Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 15:24, archived)
# One of his earlier works, I recon
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 16:44, archived)
# this should win :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 18 Mar 2016, 18:29, archived)
# Fuck yes!
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sat 19 Mar 2016, 0:27, archived)

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