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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 10:27,
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hehe
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 10:29,
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This is fucking ace!
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms* ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 12:03,
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:D
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 20:41,
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Frank, it's over to you...
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 10:02,
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I had a thought
What if "covfefe" is an ancient summoning spell from the Necronomicon and the only way to awaken Cthulhu is by getting millions of people to say the word?
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 10:08,
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I prefer mine black
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Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐ ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 10:10,
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Excellent!
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Fu5i0n ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 10:24,
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And here's mine.
What's it called when you're old enough to remember Call My Bluff but young enough to have made a Britney gif?
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 11:46,
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Pedophilia?
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goatse object logged out of his other sessions on ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 14:44,
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Now then
now then.
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 15:35,
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Smashing
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 10:29,
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love it!
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ozof ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 10:31,
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This...
...ha made me laugh the most so far.
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stpolky has been lurking here for years ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 11:03,
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Escorfio!
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 14:14,
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Making copywriting great again
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Fu5i0n ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 9:54,
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hahahaha
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 10:17,
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Hahaha
Superb!
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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier. ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 10:22,
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Ask the exprets
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 12:19,
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Hooray!
+looks around for 'tweet this' button*
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 8:25,
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yeah at some point
I've cloned the code and now have my own copy - just need to spend a few days working out how the hell it all works But in this casetwitter.com/b3ta/status/869823367574106112
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rob ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 8:48,
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Any chance we could get HTML5 video on the board?
Would allow bigger, better anims without the filesize.gfycat.com/WelcomeGlossyChimneyswift And automatic https hyperlinkage... (I'm so demanding)
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 9:57,
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yeah there's lots to do
I've got a terrifying list A list so terrifying that it's partly why I went a bit quiet with B3ta - it was all so huge and daunting. Hence my plan now is to try and liven site up a bit (by making sure newsletters happen and social media happens - the job of telling people stuff is happening basically) and hopefully fix a few things along way.
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rob ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 10:05,
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RTed!
Thank you, kind sir.
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 11:52,
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i'm sure putin's got his best engineers on it
a bit of isopropyl and a warm boot ought to do the trick
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ozof ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 8:47,
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He makes Boris look sensible
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 9:29,
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:)
if only stupidity was lethal** well it usually is, but not in this case. SAD
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 9:30,
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classic
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Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 10:50,
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HAHAHA
There's an imbecile in charge! Is there a reason to his number 35?
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 18:53,
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House of Covfefe
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stvnndrw ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 7:05,
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I was wondering when B3tans would wake up and smell the covfefe on this gag
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rob ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 7:22,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 7:49,
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Hahaha
SAD
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 7:52,
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sorry
Have a laugh. Life is short as it is.
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stvnndrw ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 8:06,
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Er, what?
I wasn't calling your image shit
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 8:16,
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Fully Operational Dementia Tax
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THERESA MAY IS PALPATINE ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 21:38,
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Hello!
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THERESA MAY IS PALPATINE ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 21:55,
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The Battle of Yavin
Was an Inside Job Google: 'Rogue One' and KEEP AN OPEN MIND!!!!
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 22:01,
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proton torpedoes can't melt steel beams
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horrid ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 22:55,
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this.
exacterle this. we're all doomed.
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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier. ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 23:06,
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Not too late for us to all move to North Korea, it sounds fun there plus absolutely guaranteed to come out on top in 2019's nuclear exchange
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 23:10,
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This is good
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dirk speedrift Sit doon ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 23:18,
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Hooray for new people
and hooray for death stars
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rob ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 23:31,
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Hello new person
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 6:42,
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This is good
Also, I first read your username as THERESA MAY IS PALPABLE
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 6:55,
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Disgusting
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 7:33,
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It worries me the number of people here who are voting for Corbyn because he looks a bit like that bloke out of Star Wars
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 8:39,
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might do a face swap with him later
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$$ โ
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Wed 31 May 2017, 9:41,
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Wow. What? All sort of
Stallone/Cage ?
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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier. ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 10:23,
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Shave his beard off
but leave the moustache and he's the spitting of Billy Dee Williams.
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 12:28,
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You MAY fire when ready, commander
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 10:29,
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The classic way for a psychopath to get their message out there
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 21:25,
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direct
and to the ARRRRRGGGggghhhhhhhhhhh...*gasp* .....
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 21:29,
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and not just the foxes.
*disabled cry for help* (ps woo-yay-houpla-huzzah!)
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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier. ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 22:58,
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 20:59,
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Norman Lovett's looking well.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 21:07,
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Is that your shopping list?
I shouldn't get so personal
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 21:09,
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Haven't seen Henry since he kicked my dog around
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LS18 ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 22:41,
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 0:20,
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hehe I laughed hard
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 10:30,
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I grinned hard
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LS18 ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 12:17,
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 21:12,
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The downtrodden
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 21:16,
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Evening, all. Pardon my drive-by CFB
Click for bigger (206 kb) Lots of fun to be had in the sport of replying to @Conservatives, BTW. I'm already seeing some familiar faces.
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 20:00,
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*waves*
Hello!
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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier. ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 20:15,
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*secret handshakes*
Hello back!
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 20:20,
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this is great
I hope i get hummus for tea, i might crack open Photoshop and give the cobwebs a blowjob.
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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier. ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 20:24,
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just like old times
(cocks potato)
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 20:39,
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(Doffs
Chickenwinghat)
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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier. ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 10:24,
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Despite what you may have heard
feeding pigs is no picnic
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LS18 ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 18:25,
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That's because you have to use a shorter pole
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 18:48,
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I'm thinking . . .
longer pole with fulcrum close to the pig
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LS18 ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 18:58,
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I'm thinking
Sellotape it to a giraffe's nose. Train giraffe. Sit back. Bacondelegation.
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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier. ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 19:10,
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I'm thinking
lose the pig--make giraffe sausage
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LS18 ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 19:43,
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I'm thinking
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unclepills ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 20:08,
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Giraffe bacon.
Sorry. I stopped thinking.
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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier. ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 20:17,
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Girnom, nom
edit: I might eat the ass-end of a dead rhino before I'd eat giraffe (if I can get it carry-out)
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LS18 ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 20:28,
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I too wouldn't eat anything that wasn't
Farmed for such meats. Especially giraffes, but it's the size of the potential sperm whale bacon that keeps nagging at me.
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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier. ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 10:18,
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Sperm having nothing to do with your interest, I presume ;)
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LS18 ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 14:22,
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They'll take the pennies from your eyes.
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RoboJo ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 18:13,
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thumbs up
for the pennies slogan alone
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 20:01,
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Likes the wording.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 22:41,
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Bowl in one...
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Gums and Tongue Shitter the better ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 16:16,
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not even with yours
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 16:21,
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i haven't got the balls for it
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 16:38,
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that's why I'm tee total
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horrid ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 18:07,
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Don't do
Any kids.
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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier. ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 19:13,
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You don't have to tell me twice.
Such hideous trousers.
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jonbob loves you ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 22:20,
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Is this a warning against becoming a multi-millionaire by playing a game?
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 19:23,
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now all we need is some buttprostitutes
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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 9:48,
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like something out of a horror film...
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gmanhacking ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 14:14,
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Good effort.
One message per 11 years, 3 months and 26 days is perfectly adequate, I feel!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 16:45,
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thanks!
I normally have nothing to show but this week's challenge just happened to coincide with me drawing a rather unflattering sketch of Theresa so figured I'd share.
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gmanhacking ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 17:46,
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Very nice!
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 18:39,
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UNSTABLE!
nice
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 18:49,
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Good stuff.
More nightmares, just what I need!
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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier. ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 19:20,
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Ah, The Fear
It's been too long.
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 20:02,
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Tory Parents?
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blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong) ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 13:29,
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labour supporters, but they don't vote
i'm trying to convince them that they should
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 14:10,
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Same
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Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation. ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 15:04,
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blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong) ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 15:58,
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i'm working on it!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 16:08,
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Tell them it's people who didn't vote that caused Brexit! HARD BREXIT! READY BREXIT!
You could also try the "why do you hate me so much?" angle. And develop a strange tick.
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blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong) ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 17:43,
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We all code down here
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Fu5i0n ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 12:36,
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Haha, "IT" looks exactly like my ex-father in law with that Shirt on.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 15:05,
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he's called Pennywise, not It!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 15:20,
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Very good
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@man move along, nothing to see here on ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 18:19,
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Hello, IT. Ya ha? Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?
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S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps. ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 21:23,
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:)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 31 May 2017, 9:34,
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Round and round it goes
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S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps. ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 12:17,
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definite clickage for this 'un
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 14:11,
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Su Pollard is a cabinet minister?
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 14:11,
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Hahaha yes
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 16:20,
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Excellent
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@man move along, nothing to see here on ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 18:19,
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"I’m re-electable how, I mean re-electable like I’m a clown? I amuse you?"
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 11:59,
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Enter the Woo ! Yay ! (Legislative 1st Chamber)
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Comic pas ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 10:10,
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adventure girl
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Microwave ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 6:44,
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That is one of my top 10 buckles
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gaijintendo Regular Member ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 8:17,
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I recognise that hair
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 10:04,
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is that an M41A pulse rifle?
or is she just happy to see you?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 14:16,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 20:04,
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Get away from her, you BITCH!
I do love this :)
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 14:38,
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lol
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Microwave ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 18:55,
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Tiger the Adaptable
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LS18 ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 2:47,
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cheap shot
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ozof ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 2:54,
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adapt to this
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LS18 ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 3:08,
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Get in
the hole.
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 12:35,
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That's what she said too
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LS18 ,
Tue 30 May 2017, 12:56,
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