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# After tens of dollars spent on dental work (and*) McGowan is finally 'meh' having teeth
(*countless hours in argument with girlfriend over what looks sexy)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 5:57, archived)
[challenge entry] You wait over a week for one and two turn up at once....


(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 12:43, archived)
# hover tracks
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 21:09, archived)
# testing
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 13:38, archived)
# Mother Ffffuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!

(nraphael, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 0:33, archived)
# But, please - it's dogfood for hedgehogs, guys. NOT bread. OK for ducks but NOT hedgehogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 0:57, archived)
# Dogfood made of horses won't hurt a duck if it's french
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 6:56, archived)
# Not OK for ducks.
The way the flour is treated causes developmental disorders in ducklings.

If you're going to feed ducks, use raisins or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 12:08, archived)
# Kebabs?
Kebabs are like raisins, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 22:44, archived)
# seams absolutely fine
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 1:40, archived)
# No, don't tell me,
Count Duckula is dead?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 11 Jul 2017, 2:13, archived)
# wow
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 9:18, archived)
# WHAT IS HAPPENING
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 15:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh Annie
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 22:10, archived)
# first comes the chock wedge
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 22:16, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 9:15, archived)
[challenge entry] So what is it?
*it's made of people's gametes
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 22:37, archived)
# Ha! Ha!
I'm giving up soy for Lent.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 0:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooh just found a pearost
I'll leave it stinking up this post

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 23:17, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 11 Jul 2017, 2:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 4:30, archived)
# then do a cow, then do a cow
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 6:42, archived)
# Learn to Photoshop in 10 easy minutes
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 20:37, archived)
# i will be very dissappoints if i find out this isn't a dig at what i just posted..
i will be even more dissappoints if i find out i'm the only one who cant see her cavity
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 20:42, archived)
# Looks like you're dissapoints all round today, Laddie
But, to keep it from a total loss, have this one
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 20:45, archived)
[challenge entry] ave a pee on me
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 20:55, archived)
# and some pea domination on me
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 21:01, archived)
# I like the reggae polka...
Polka, mon...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 22:20, archived)
[challenge entry] get in quick, [insert competitors name here] is very close to signing
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 20:30, archived)
# 3p/b FFS!


(Three pins per ball)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 20:59, archived)
# well anyone can knock down all ten pins #b3tabowling
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 21:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 19:38, archived)
# I eat spiders in my sleep apparently.. its my secret shame and the reason my chin is many
but if i try and eat them when im awake, i scream like a little girl and piss my pants.. work that one out
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 20:32, archived)
# Ssshhh...!
Stuj reads this.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 21:24, archived)
# Apparently some tribes use the Tarantula's fangs to pick their teeth. After they've eaten it, obviously. A live Tarantula makes a very poor toothpick.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 21:31, archived)
# I reckon you could floss with one of those bugger's legs...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 23:20, archived)
# {:->
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 11 Jul 2017, 2:19, archived)
# TrumpTrek
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 10 Jul 2017, 18:26, archived)
# FAKE NEWS ALERT!
you my friend, are fake news. fondle himself hand is correct, fondle the pussy hand should be up his vunka and clearly its not
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 20:37, archived)
# vg :)
(ozof, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 16:58, archived)
# 15 o's and he will appear...
nooooooooooooooo.com


(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 17:13, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 17:43, archived)
# Not as good as
www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 18:10, archived)
# *click* *dong* *click* *dong*
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 10 Jul 2017, 18:23, archived)
#
*c
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 20:44, archived)
#
I likey
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 23:19, archived)
[challenge entry]

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 10 Jul 2017, 16:04, archived)
# !
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 18:48, archived)
# Board Eraser Head.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 15:51, archived)
# "Such a good boy!"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 18:57, archived)
# Earhart mystery solved--sort of
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 15:38, archived)
[challenge entry] More groan than LOL
(goatse object logged out of his other sessions on, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 15:04, archived)
# Aldi best puns are on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 15:14, archived)
# That Asda be one of the worse ones.
(goatse object logged out of his other sessions on, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 15:24, archived)
# you'd b3ta think that over
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 15:43, archived)
# Can you buy Saddam Hussein's berries there?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 16:26, archived)
# Netto my knowledge but there's Morrisons to go there?
(goatse object logged out of his other sessions on, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 16:56, archived)
# Last time I did, I ate so much my weight rose
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 17:21, archived)
# Your wordplay is too strong for me
I have to co-op out.
(goatse object logged out of his other sessions on, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 8:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Let's get fizzy!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 14:01, archived)
# Surely... it's only a dream.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 10 Jul 2017, 14:20, archived)
# yep--a Fanta Sea
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 15:46, archived)
# mmmm, fizzy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Which leads me to repost
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 1:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 13:10, archived)
# With Michael Fryers?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 13:16, archived)
# and Jamie Lee Wurstis
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 15:29, archived)
# :) like it
*click* and welcome too.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 10 Jul 2017, 13:29, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta
Pull up a chair, shop a kitten, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 14:15, archived)
# Nice start
Welcome to B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 10 Jul 2017, 15:20, archived)
# That's a firm weiner grip
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 18:49, archived)
# That's what your (insert inappropriate family member here) said...
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 19:48, archived)
# Hey, all my family members are inappropriate!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 21:01, archived)
# Nice, hiya
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 18:50, archived)
# One week to go. Better get my authentic Game of Thrones dinner ready.
(Hei Poro "Hello Reindeer" in Finnish, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 12:23, archived)
# what no Stark Margarine?
You can have a click just for the Walder Frey Bentos Pie, ....works on lots of levels
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 13:10, archived)
[challenge entry] plop
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 12:16, archived)
# Do not use on knob and bollocks!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 10 Jul 2017, 15:22, archived)
# If I had a quarter for every time people told me that...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 18:50, archived)
# To return the favor, Donnie stands in for Ivanka.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 10 Jul 2017, 12:04, archived)
# Ooh, that pout!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry] !!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 11:12, archived)
# Tasty AND evil. What's not to love?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 11:18, archived)
[challenge entry] have another bad egg
(ozof, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 11:51, archived)
# It's all about where you put the emphasis...
Original meaning...
Remember, small children can CHOKE on peanuts

better meaning...
Remember, small children CAN choke on peanuts
and so on {_!_)
(MataChode is investigating substitute activities on, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 12:31, archived)
# you mean small children can choke ON peanuts?
*getting confused*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 13:44, archived)
# Remember, choke small children on peanut cans.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 10 Jul 2017, 15:25, archived)
# now we're getting somewhere
Remember, Peanut, cans choke on small children
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 15:48, archived)
# Oo, creepy
(goatse object logged out of his other sessions on, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 15:15, archived)
# Eggcellent
Kinder missed a trick there :)
Eebore shakey, Me unscrabbly, Chocastabby, doubly chocastabby.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 10 Jul 2017, 12:12, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Oldsmobile was held criminally liable for a demonic old truck and for the whacked-out nutcase
who stole it from the Clampetts (along with a rabbit and a dog from Ellie May.)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 3:18, archived)
# "So, it's a Welsh Gothic this time, ya mud-sucking bum reamers."
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 10 Jul 2017, 6:33, archived)

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