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Ninj, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 13:20, archived)

Excellent Ninj :D

(RoboJo, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 13:44, archived)

The stuff of nightmares

oh wait... it's real :S (click)

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 12 Jul 2017, 14:36, archived)

Wooza

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 15:34, archived)

It's nyet over ..

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blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Wed 12 Jul 2017, 13:06, archived)

One bite and all your dreams will come true.

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 12 Jul 2017, 12:58, archived)

Haha!

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Ninj, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 13:19, archived)

EViL™!!

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 20:53, archived)

IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE

Modern reporting of Historical events - Write Buzzfeed lists and hot takes on ancient news
Rebrand Stuff - Wotsits become Tiny Trump Penises™ etc
Political kids books - Push Winnie the Pooh left or right and get the Famous Five to sort out Trump
Modernise classic comedy - Del Boy falling through the bar of a microbrewery etc

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God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 9:42, archived)

hmm that's a tough one

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 9:46, archived)

B please Bob

or iii on second thoughts

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 9:47, archived)

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 10:02, archived)

just so i can use this

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 10:26, archived)

So, yr off to visit hull?

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Wed 12 Jul 2017, 13:30, archived)

iii

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 10:42, archived)

iii

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 11:28, archived)

1 for me please

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 12:22, archived)

1 or B--we get more politics than we need even on regular posts

(for some reason when I post this comment in reply to the Challenge post, it gets rejected)

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LS18, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 13:41, archived)

politics for kids books

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rob, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 13:55, archived)

B plz, lol

Wotsits ~~become~~ are Tiny Trump Penises

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 14:10, archived)

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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 14:50, archived)

Orange willies and piss, ta.

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 20:54, archived)

They're shrinking, one day they won't even exist.

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 12 Jul 2017, 7:44, archived)

"They"? You horrific racist

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 8:02, archived)

the horror!

(ozof, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 6:04, archived)

Looks like he's wearing enough mass-scare-a

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LS18, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 6:25, archived)

Did Edgar Wallace come up with King Kong? I never knew!

In other news, woo and yay.

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 9:05, archived)

:) ta

(ozof, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 11:57, archived)

Who knew Donny Jr. was so well hung?

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smearballs double bag it!, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 3:13, archived)

He's not well hung, he has to live with dysfunctional little prick.

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 12 Jul 2017, 11:55, archived)

Fine print convinced me

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LS18, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 21:13, archived)

Is it spreadable?

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 22:06, archived)

I think "saturated" answers that question ;p

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LS18, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 0:35, archived)

ha!

(ozof, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 3:50, archived)

That's this chaps tagline

www.alistlookalikes.co.uk/lookalikes_detail.php?ArtID=705&S=1

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 22:56, archived)

haha, poor chap

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LS18, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 0:38, archived)

Cheeky!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 22:57, archived)

Gluten-free, but gluteus to the maximus

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LS18, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 0:37, archived)

Bit late..

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 17:09, archived)

I like this

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 19:51, archived)

Same

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 22:18, archived)

i dunno it's a bit small for a bus

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 3:48, archived)

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 11 Jul 2017, 17:08, archived)

it sucks you in?

good film

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 11 Jul 2017, 20:19, archived)

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 16:54, archived)

That is one weird film

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 17:02, archived)

good cast though and good music

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 17:06, archived)

Should have been called "sexy french naked vampires on the loose"

Would have made millions

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 18:34, archived)

Coming to a checkout near you...

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 11 Jul 2017, 15:38, archived)

Nice!!

Great film too! Not one you can watch again and again though:)

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Ninj, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 20:12, archived)

Perfect 'toasties' every time!

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Ninj, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 14:33, archived)

Haha funny

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 14:34, archived)

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Ninj, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 14:51, archived)

Toasties never tasted so evil.

That's good, so it is.

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 11 Jul 2017, 14:36, archived)

Cheers me dears!

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Ninj, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 14:51, archived)

well now i want a toastie

so *click*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 14:39, archived)

a toastie filled with evil cheese

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 11 Jul 2017, 14:41, archived)

so, so evil

possibly monterey jack

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 14:42, archived)

Only £6.66 too!

;)

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Ninj, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 14:51, archived)

hahahahaha

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 15:16, archived)

couldn't resist it.

...but now i really want a toasted cheese :(

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 11 Jul 2017, 14:49, archived)

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Ninj, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 14:52, archived)

Now showing in glorious Cheddarvision

Click for bigger (160 kb)

(RoboJo, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 15:05, archived)

Is this only available in the Hull Argos?

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Wed 12 Jul 2017, 14:26, archived)

best challenge in yonks!

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bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Thu 13 Jul 2017, 0:54, archived)

Trumped up little twerp.

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 11 Jul 2017, 12:27, archived)

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Ninj, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 12:31, archived)

Might as well post this here

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 13:51, archived)

*beer/nose*

ta for that XD

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 23:10, archived)

Aaaaggghhh!

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Ninj, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 12:05, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:17, archived)

*goes to aisle ten*

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:20, archived)

Aldi cut will be absorbed by it been a dog.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:57, archived)

Maybe his Lidl had just grow?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 11:30, archived)

I'm not buying their eggs.

(goatse object logged out of his other sessions on, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 11:34, archived)

DELICIOUS EGGS!

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 12:40, archived)

Delicious 'till the thing pops out and splatters on your face.

Oh, err. I didn't mean . . .err. Oh.

(goatse object logged out of his other sessions on, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 13:40, archived)

yeah, right

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 14:39, archived)

Yeah sorry

I was thinking of that big red slimy thing poking out from under John Hurt's T-shirt.

(goatse object logged out of his other sessions on, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 15:06, archived)

veronica cartwright?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 15:28, archived)

:) Yes, it was a bit cruel of me to call her that.

(goatse object logged out of his other sessions on, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 16:14, archived)

Such a missed marketing opportunity by Kinder...

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 22:48, archived)

bootiful...

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 9:56, archived)

:p clucking funny

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 11 Jul 2017, 12:01, archived)

Why is a Sioux Chieftan watching telly?

;)

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Ninj, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 14:42, archived)

i'm sure if it were, then it would still be allowed?

also, imagine my reply but containing a pun, wouldn't that be funny.

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 14:45, archived)

Haha!

Tis very good!

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Ninj, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 14:47, archived)

Morning

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arniie 18 years a b3tan this year!, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 9:15, archived)

Haha nice!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 9:17, archived)

Morning

Nicely done

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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 9:33, archived)

thanks! :)

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arniie 18 years a b3tan this year!, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 10:02, archived)

Bleep boop [like it]

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 11 Jul 2017, 12:03, archived)

I wondered where he ended up--sucking dirt

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LS18, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 7:13, archived)

I fixed Henry's nozzle at work earlier today...

Fixed it real good...!

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 17:28, archived)

so, you are a good nozzle fixer then eh?

"bring me your tired, your nozzles."

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LS18, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 21:07, archived)

(ozof, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 6:22, archived)

I like this

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 6:30, archived)

do Cliffbanger

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LS18, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 6:38, archived)

So who's hangin' in Stall Two...?

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 11 Jul 2017, 22:40, archived)

bonnie langford

(ozof, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 3:46, archived)

That took me far too long to get!

(LokiMD, Wed 12 Jul 2017, 13:21, archived)

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