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[challenge entry] Snow Whiter than White


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(Bobbinns Wrapped in cotton wool, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 8:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Alligator, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 23:48, archived)
# *SNORTLE*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 1:34, archived)
# they couldn't get an asian cyclops though, had to use a white one
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 6:57, archived)
# Hehe!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 31 Oct 2017, 11:44, archived)
# Yule love it.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 13:48, archived)
# Before you know it
this place will be Brynning over with puns.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 16:23, archived)
# Siam expecting the typical mong(olian) replies.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 16:49, archived)
# Can't stay long, my girlfriend wants to discuss kitchens.
She's not sure about her choice of Thail-and grout.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 18:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Quickie 1
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Quickie 2
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 22:53, archived)
[challenge entry] ...and Quickie 3
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 22:54, archived)
[challenge entry] even quicker
(ozof, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 23:23, archived)
# Cornetto crime scene...
7_cornetto
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 17:48, archived)
# Is that Nicholas Angel ?
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 30 Oct 2017, 18:01, archived)
# Sorry,
I was just watering my Peace Lily.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 18:08, archived)
# vg
but wrong flavour :)
(ozof, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 21:24, archived)
# triffic :)
(ozof, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 19:01, archived)
# Super
Have the police coned the area off?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 19:03, archived)
# Very cool!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 19:38, archived)
# I guess he was iced then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 21:16, archived)
# They better find the person resposinble
How dairy try to get away with that.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 21:29, archived)
# Haha, have you ever noticed that ice creams don't land point downwards
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 21:31, archived)
#
If you strap one to a cat, point down, and throw them off a roof they just spin around and around. FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 21:40, archived)
# Add some toast in there and that's how tornadoes are born
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 21:49, archived)
# haha!
(ozof, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 23:24, archived)
# Looks like they topped themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 22:04, archived)
# Iceberg, what iceberg? ...oh.

....tick tock
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 30 Oct 2017, 16:37, archived)
# Also, there is NO COLLISION!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 16:46, archived)
# The choice of Pence was heavily influenced by Manafort. Now watch the Republicans bend themselves into pretzels trying to pretend that's insignificant.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 17:39, archived)
# I would imagine there are quite a few sweating over what they might have said to George "I'm Wearing A Wire" Papadopoulos over the last few months.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 17:53, archived)
# You're all so very silly
There are TONS of collusion. Obvious, rife and overt, BLAM right there in your face, on the Democrat side. Always such a pleasure coming to B3ta but staying for the same re-chewed cud material delivered through corrupted American media spoon-fed to politicized children presented again as received wisdom.

If you collectively had half a brain to play with, we'd have ... b3ta.

Best election ever! Best I'll ever see. This one really is for the history books. Much more so than Obama. Republican party torn to shreds and restructuring , Democrats scrambling like rats and cockroaches, outdated malevolent media discredited, Washington distrusted. Exactly what is called for, and more.

Liberals, especially foreigners, resolutely stuck on thick and plodding and hopelessly unteachable out of their g.d. minds is icing on the cake.
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 21:51, archived)
# clearly fake news
his hands are way too big...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 16:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Sring



(I helped save b3ta! arniie 18 years a b3tan this year!, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] panferatu
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 14:59, archived)
# Very nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 16:09, archived)
# cheers ta
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 16:15, archived)
# You can't spell "pain" without "Pan"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 16:41, archived)
# exactly
and you can't spell temperature without peter, so, there's always that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 16:43, archived)
#
Happy Candles Tribs
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 18:14, archived)
# Happy Candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 30 Oct 2017, 18:40, archived)
# That's hot
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 30 Oct 2017, 19:54, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 16:52, archived)
# Pan's labyrinth indeed
(gijoel, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 9:24, archived)
# On the ropes...
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 30 Oct 2017, 13:54, archived)
# That's a bit blue.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 14:24, archived)
# THE PRIME MINISTER DOES BOXING
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 14:29, archived)
# LIKE ROCKY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 13:03, archived)
# The film of that is a bit disturbing anyway.
More so than the book.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry] love bug
(ozof, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 13:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Actually, the title would make a better pron film
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 6:27, archived)
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(Tsuenwanker, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 5:55, archived)
# Ready to trap the unwary, the showoff, the fool
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 7:22, archived)
# That branch will never hold his weight!
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 12:43, archived)
# The kids always hated it when Maria made them show off her merkin collection
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 12:55, archived)
#
What big feet Julie has!
(I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 20:44, archived)
#
All the better to feege you with my dear
(Tsuenwanker, Tue 31 Oct 2017, 3:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh fooey.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Mon 30 Oct 2017, 5:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 18:06, archived)
[challenge entry] QaS


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(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 16:44, archived)
# i'm just waiting for him to eat the midget in the crash helmet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 16:58, archived)
# /ac
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 17:48, archived)
[challenge entry] If there's something brex, and it don't look good, who you gonna call?


*Edit Oh shizer, sneaky front page days after it went round the S bend. Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 10:14, archived)
# slime her!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 11:13, archived)
# I love the music in that film!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 12:33, archived)
# I love the proud look on the goat's face
as if to say "I did that".
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 19:45, archived)
# Those aren't goat turds Pedro, those are organic raisins, my local independent whole foods retailer sells them to me.
They're horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 20:40, archived)
# They appear as though they would taste like black liquorice
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 21:41, archived)
# {:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 29 Oct 2017, 23:17, archived)
# 13 years today
13 fecking years yesterday really


so I missed my candles by 1 day, probably a good thing as all that heat might have melted something.

cock

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 0:51, archived)
# awws
Here, have a pretty image
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 29 Oct 2017, 5:19, archived)
# So where is our picture?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 8:23, archived)
# Also, congrats on staying registered on a website for a specified amount of time
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 8:26, archived)
# It's there you just can't see it as its a perfect line drawing of a snake
done in whatever shade of grey the board is displaying.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 11:36, archived)
# I approve of this new minimalist approach for /board
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 10:01, archived)
# Here, this will improve things no end
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 10:14, archived)
# It's the new style
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 11:36, archived)
# I have a candle day coming up
member for 11 years, 11 months and 18 days
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 13:25, archived)
# Heheheh
you said member
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 16:34, archived)
# Humm yes.
14 years 0 months 6 days...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 18:47, archived)
# Am I the longest lurker on b3ta? #59739
Profile for hangableautobulb:

a member for 10 years, 2 months and 29 days
has posted 2 messages on the main board
(hangableautobulb is an anagram of the best album ever, on, Sat 28 Oct 2017, 21:51, archived)
# And my last post was 7 years ago.
(hangableautobulb is an anagram of the best album ever, on, Sat 28 Oct 2017, 21:52, archived)
#
Pah! a member for 14 years, 8 months and 29 days

and this is my first post.
(farmersboy, Sat 28 Oct 2017, 21:58, archived)
# EPIC!
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 28 Oct 2017, 23:46, archived)
# FFS!
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 Oct 2017, 23:54, archived)
# PS: Now you have to buy an icon you cheap fucker
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 28 Oct 2017, 23:54, archived)
# Nearly 11 years and I have yet to post anything (of value)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 0:22, archived)
# Aww baby, that's not true!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 1:00, archived)
# !!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 1:03, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Ha ha ha ha
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 6:42, archived)
# good work :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 7:00, archived)
# HOORAY

although, I had my profile for 19 years and this is my first post

hello all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 8:23, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/11239819
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 11:11, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 9:06, archived)
# ... and the Academy Award for Best Lurker goes to...
FAMERSBOY!!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 17:48, archived)
# i very much doubt it
(ozof, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 11:10, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 20:27, archived)
# MEH
I'm on 15+
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 28 Oct 2017, 22:16, archived)
# Possible!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 0:23, archived)
# Nah I've got an alt that's never posted once
So there!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 22:53, archived)
[challenge entry] You'll fly too.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 28 Oct 2017, 20:50, archived)
# Well, I liked I.T.
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 29 Oct 2017, 7:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Escape from the north.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sat 28 Oct 2017, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] But.... The North is great! :(
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 28 Oct 2017, 15:09, archived)
# NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Oct 2017, 20:34, archived)
# red wings
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 30 Oct 2017, 0:30, archived)
# rule #1 wouldn't go down well here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Oct 2017, 15:43, archived)
#
"Nobody talks about Billy Elliot"?
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sat 28 Oct 2017, 21:44, archived)

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