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# Khufu continues to amaze
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 12:47, archived)
# Now THAT's a world wonder I can get behind
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 17:10, archived)
# Thanks, Mediocrity--seems we are alone on that point :)
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 18:53, archived)
# Just stick to the facts
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 11:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Crazy old man
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 11:43, archived)
#
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 11:49, archived)
# scary stuff
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 11:51, archived)
# Theremy Corbay
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 1:31, archived)
# Birry Blag?
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 3:56, archived)
# JereMay
Got an Aphex Twin vibe to it?
(, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:54, archived)
#
You just won teh Internet.

**click**
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 8:47, archived)
# Nightmare Fuel
I'd rather take abject Anarchy than either or the combination of these two.
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 16:45, archived)
# He should just straight-out say Brexit is bad
It would kill off half the Daily Mail readership as they drown in their own frothing spittle.
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 12:26, archived)
# Dont you mean it would kill off 52% of the Daily Mail readership ?
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 16:52, archived)
# Snap! Made this one a couple years ago
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 12:42, archived)
# oh I should've known!
Lovely!
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 12:43, archived)
# Also made this Christmas special one
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] *gurgle, drip, cough, spurt*
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:56, archived)
# aw.
that's so sweet.
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 11:00, archived)
# Wayne Rooney's looked better
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 11:03, archived)
# ...and also worse !
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 12:29, archived)
# bravo sir!
I've worked in a few hospitals years ago and they don't get enough thanks.
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 12:45, archived)
# Woo!
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 16:12, archived)
# You're welcome.
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 20:13, archived)
# skibeddibop dowop
i gotcher chicken!
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:54, archived)
# jazz hands
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 11:27, archived)
# probably my finest work
*sobs*
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 13:16, archived)
[challenge entry] A Google says its bindun, but have it anyway...
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 19:45, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 19:52, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 20:29, archived)
# Lol
One of my most successful tweets was a joke about doctor's handwriting
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 20:30, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 21:31, archived)
# I like
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 5:29, archived)
# pfffft
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 9:20, archived)
# I know doctor's kids that have handwriting that's just as shit as their parents
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 11:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 13:22, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 17:23, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 19:35, archived)
# Baffling code appears overnight
Space aliens sent mysterious warning or something, say scientists
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 15:54, archived)
# Thanks
Now I want pizza
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 16:00, archived)
# Beware the Domino Pizza Effect
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 16:05, archived)
# I could never read Morse code
or is this Braille?
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 16:07, archived)
# I'd say C++
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 16:16, archived)
# needs to be topped off with a large flat cap
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 16:11, archived)
# jeez, I'd prefer pepperoni ;)
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 16:17, archived)
# So, God doesn't play dice
He plays dominoes
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 18:34, archived)
# I'm chapping
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 20:31, archived)
# Kitchen was yellow, so I made this little fellow
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 15:08, archived)
# Haha brilliant 0D
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 15:25, archived)
# Ha poetry in motion
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 15:26, archived)
# Watch out. There's a Kim about...
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 15:30, archived)
# Woosome =)
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 15:34, archived)
# Hahaha
Superb Q! :)
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 15:44, archived)
# Woo!
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 15:47, archived)
# Can't wait for the spin cycle.
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 16:53, archived)
# excellent effort
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 19:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Shit joke time!
sorehead
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 13:58, archived)
#
legion looped
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 15:12, archived)
# Boomer spang
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 15:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
docoping
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 16:03, archived)
# fuck!
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 16:06, archived)
# just ONE more of those!

(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 16:21, archived)
#
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 16:29, archived)
# oops
we should coordinate our efforts on theme...gah!!! ;)
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 16:36, archived)
# Hahaha great sequel!
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 20:32, archived)
# here is a thing of a person i like a lot
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 11:30, archived)
# I'm getting a 2-handed fister vibe off this guy.
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 11:56, archived)
#
vibe
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 12:00, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 14:44, archived)
# Sargon?
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 20:33, archived)
# no, it's my friend Sally
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 20:37, archived)
[challenge entry] The new Nothingburger from MadDonald's.
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 11:22, archived)
# Well done burger or shit sandwich?
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 11:44, archived)
# :D
the counter staff are great
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 12:54, archived)
# So much sputum in one burger...
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 13:22, archived)
# That looks like a whole side of beef.
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 13:49, archived)
# The Absolutely Ridiculous Burger weighs 338lbs and packs in half a million calories.
If you've got $2k spare and are in the Michigan area, head to Mallie’s Sports Grill & Bar*.

* Please allow 72hrs from time of order for collection.
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 14:05, archived)
# HAHA lovely! have a pea
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 15:08, archived)
# Donald Dump
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 2:03, archived)
# I wouldn't want to try Kellyanne Conways filet-o-fish
ifyernowadimean
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 15:23, archived)
# Kellyanne if this grey fishy battered old burger is what you say it is, I love it!
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 16:06, archived)
# It's alternative fish
she don't flip my burgers ifyernowadimean
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 17:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Stop wasting hospital staff time - you fucking pisshead!
nhs1
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 10:17, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 11:22, archived)
# FACE
Are they off it?
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 13:23, archived)
# If it's a Friday or Saturday
Then very much so :(
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 13:52, archived)
# errm, what is raising both arms and keeping them there a sign of?
(sometime you'll have to explain this post and what the message is)
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 13:55, archived)
# Ok so the original advert is about having a stroke
But I noticed the symptoms were the same as being drunk - I changed the call 999 bit and added different pics
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 13:59, archived)
# 8D
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 15:03, archived)
# Amusing AND informative
(, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:57, archived)
# Ningles
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 10:14, archived)
#
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 10:16, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 10:40, archived)
# Morning.
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 7:26, archived)
# Typical, no rooms available
Stick him in the corridor
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 11:57, archived)
# Is that the message I sent? wow
I thought I was just making punnage
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 13:49, archived)
# You are more politically aware of uk issues
than you realised ;)
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 13:55, archived)
# I pick up bits and pieces of complaints about the British healthcare system
but it's not clear what the beef is, and some of it seems contradictory. Like, it's a good system and we should support it, but it's a shitty system.
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 15:34, archived)
# It's good because it's free
It's shit because it's free
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 15:36, archived)
# Sounds like a typical Liberal vs Conservative clash of ideologies
Liberals don't understand that nothing is FREE and conservatives don't mind spending if what is bought is worth the money spent--but very often, a government-run program produces shoddy results.
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 15:44, archived)
# "Clean-up on rink 2"
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 4:15, archived)
# Well short of the Tee Line.
Make another pot. And bring some biscuits too.
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 5:29, archived)
# :D Glad you know the rules
'nuther pot right away, suh!
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 6:22, archived)
# Sloppy laziness
she forgot my biscuit :[
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] She should've gone straight to E&A
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 20:16, archived)
# Whit tho fack
LUL
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 20:39, archived)
# Haha, I didn't even see your LUL
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 21:41, archived)
#


which is extremely funny if you know Dutch
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 21:41, archived)
# I got that!
finally :)
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 22:11, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 21:41, archived)
# I was just pissing by a limp post
when I saw two tits etc... :D
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 21:44, archived)
# You did it for the luls
LAWL!
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 22:12, archived)
# She just sounds Scottish to me
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 21:51, archived)
# I read it in a Brum accent
Birmingham, that is, not the car.
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 21:59, archived)
# #MeToo
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 5:17, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 21:52, archived)
# Pffft!!!
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 23:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Average week day during Flu season, or a Friday night
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 15:09, archived)
# What perspective-matching algorithm did you use?
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 15:16, archived)
# I thought jokes were more important than technique around here
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 16:09, archived)
# Surely that's just on the post-a-new-message form to confuse the n00bz
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 16:12, archived)
# dammit, been doing it wrong all these years
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 16:14, archived)
# You said it HT
:)
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 19:01, archived)
# That's always been my alibi.
Except that I don't have the jokes either. Sad times.
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 17:04, archived)
# Just pretend the joke is hilarious and so intellectual nobody but you gets it
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 17:51, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
I get this!
(, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 15:58, archived)
# always loved the irony of that scene
people singing praises to the god they believe has saved them, which only alerts the zombies to their location, so they can kill them anyway.
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry] variation on a theme
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 16:09, archived)
#
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 17:49, archived)
# A giant ape is going to invest heavily in the NHS?
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 17:56, archived)
# That I can't say
but he's got Superman
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 18:38, archived)
# It's not superman
The changed logo on the chest is the clue
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 19:27, archived)
# I'm not into the NHS aspects of your post
I enjoyed the obvious Superman/Lois Lane reference and ignored the rest.
The ape is a King Kong reference--who else could be 'supporting' Superman?
(, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 22:43, archived)

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