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# Khufu continues to amaze
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 12:47, archived)
# Now THAT's a world wonder I can get behind
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 17:10, archived)
# Thanks, Mediocrity--seems we are alone on that point :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 18:53, archived)
# Just stick to the facts
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 11:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Crazy old man
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 11:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 11:49, archived)
# scary stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 11:51, archived)
# Theremy Corbay
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 1:31, archived)
# Birry Blag?
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 3:56, archived)
# JereMay
Got an Aphex Twin vibe to it?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 27 Feb 2018, 13:54, archived)
#
You just won teh Internet.

**click**
(I_love_rachelswipe, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 8:47, archived)
# Nightmare Fuel
I'd rather take abject Anarchy than either or the combination of these two.
(Vegard M Vindheim Fuck your dreams, Fuck your life., Wed 28 Feb 2018, 16:45, archived)
# He should just straight-out say Brexit is bad
It would kill off half the Daily Mail readership as they drown in their own frothing spittle.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 12:26, archived)
# Dont you mean it would kill off 52% of the Daily Mail readership ?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 16:52, archived)
# Snap! Made this one a couple years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 12:42, archived)
# oh I should've known!
Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 12:43, archived)
# Also made this Christmas special one
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] *gurgle, drip, cough, spurt*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:56, archived)
# aw.
that's so sweet.
(Kaitlin moo, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 11:00, archived)
# Wayne Rooney's looked better
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 11:03, archived)
# ...and also worse !
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 12:29, archived)
# bravo sir!
I've worked in a few hospitals years ago and they don't get enough thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 12:45, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 16:12, archived)
# You're welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 20:13, archived)
# skibeddibop dowop
i gotcher chicken!
(Kaitlin moo, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 10:54, archived)
# jazz hands
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 11:27, archived)
# probably my finest work
*sobs*
(Kaitlin moo, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 13:16, archived)
[challenge entry] A Google says its bindun, but have it anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 19:45, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 19:52, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 20:29, archived)
# Lol
One of my most successful tweets was a joke about doctor's handwriting
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 20:30, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 21:31, archived)
# I like
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 5:29, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 9:20, archived)
# I know doctor's kids that have handwriting that's just as shit as their parents
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 11:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 26 Feb 2018, 13:22, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 17:23, archived)
# haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 19:35, archived)
# Baffling code appears overnight
Space aliens sent mysterious warning or something, say scientists
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 15:54, archived)
# Thanks
Now I want pizza
(Paint! Another one lost, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 16:00, archived)
# Beware the Domino Pizza Effect
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 16:05, archived)
# I could never read Morse code
or is this Braille?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 16:07, archived)
# I'd say C++
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 16:16, archived)
# needs to be topped off with a large flat cap
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 16:11, archived)
# jeez, I'd prefer pepperoni ;)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 16:17, archived)
# So, God doesn't play dice
He plays dominoes
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 18:34, archived)
# I'm chapping
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 20:31, archived)
# Kitchen was yellow, so I made this little fellow
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 15:08, archived)
# Haha brilliant 0D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ΚžΙ”nβ„² uooW, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 15:25, archived)
# Ha poetry in motion
(Paint! Another one lost, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 15:26, archived)
# Watch out. There's a Kim about...
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 15:30, archived)
# Woosome =)
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 25 Feb 2018, 15:34, archived)
# Hahaha
Superb Q! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 15:44, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 15:47, archived)
# Can't wait for the spin cycle.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 16:53, archived)
# excellent effort
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 19:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Shit joke time!
sorehead
(Paint! Another one lost, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 13:58, archived)
#
legion looped
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ΚžΙ”nβ„² uooW, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 15:12, archived)
# Boomer spang
(Paint! Another one lost, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 15:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
docoping
(Paint! Another one lost, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 16:03, archived)
# fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 16:06, archived)
# just ONE more of those!

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 16:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 16:29, archived)
# oops
we should coordinate our efforts on theme...gah!!! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 16:36, archived)
# Hahaha great sequel!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 20:32, archived)
# here is a thing of a person i like a lot

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 11:30, archived)
# I'm getting a 2-handed fister vibe off this guy.
The hanky code
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 11:56, archived)
#
vibe
(Paint! Another one lost, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 12:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ΚžΙ”nβ„² uooW, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 14:44, archived)
# Sargon?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 20:33, archived)
# no, it's my friend Sally
(I helped save b3ta! maia is thinking about gnomes, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 20:37, archived)
[challenge entry] The new Nothingburger from MadDonald's.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 11:22, archived)
# Well done burger or shit sandwich?
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 11:44, archived)
# :D
the counter staff are great
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 12:54, archived)
# So much sputum in one burger...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 13:22, archived)
# That looks like a whole side of beef.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 13:49, archived)
# The Absolutely Ridiculous Burger weighs 338lbs and packs in half a million calories.
If you've got $2k spare and are in the Michigan area, head to Mallie’s Sports Grill & Bar*.

* Please allow 72hrs from time of order for collection.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 14:05, archived)
# HAHA lovely! have a pea

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 15:08, archived)
# Donald Dump
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 2:03, archived)
# I wouldn't want to try Kellyanne Conways filet-o-fish
ifyernowadimean
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ΚžΙ”nβ„² uooW, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 15:23, archived)
# Kellyanne if this grey fishy battered old burger is what you say it is, I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 16:06, archived)
# It's alternative fish
she don't flip my burgers ifyernowadimean
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ΚžΙ”nβ„² uooW, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 17:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Stop wasting hospital staff time - you fucking pisshead!
nhs1
(Paint! Another one lost, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 10:17, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 11:22, archived)
# FACE
Are they off it?
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 13:23, archived)
# If it's a Friday or Saturday
Then very much so :(
(Paint! Another one lost, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 13:52, archived)
# errm, what is raising both arms and keeping them there a sign of?
(sometime you'll have to explain this post and what the message is)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 13:55, archived)
# Ok so the original advert is about having a stroke
But I noticed the symptoms were the same as being drunk - I changed the call 999 bit and added different pics
(Paint! Another one lost, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 13:59, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ΚžΙ”nβ„² uooW, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 15:03, archived)
# Amusing AND informative
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Feb 2018, 8:57, archived)
# Ningles
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 10:14, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/11237282
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 10:16, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 10:40, archived)
# Morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 11:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 7:26, archived)
# Typical, no rooms available
Stick him in the corridor
(Paint! Another one lost, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 11:57, archived)
# Is that the message I sent? wow
I thought I was just making punnage
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 13:49, archived)
# You are more politically aware of uk issues
than you realised ;)
(Paint! Another one lost, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 13:55, archived)
# I pick up bits and pieces of complaints about the British healthcare system
but it's not clear what the beef is, and some of it seems contradictory. Like, it's a good system and we should support it, but it's a shitty system.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 15:34, archived)
# It's good because it's free
It's shit because it's free
(Paint! Another one lost, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 15:36, archived)
# Sounds like a typical Liberal vs Conservative clash of ideologies
Liberals don't understand that nothing is FREE and conservatives don't mind spending if what is bought is worth the money spent--but very often, a government-run program produces shoddy results.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 15:44, archived)
# "Clean-up on rink 2"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 4:15, archived)
# Well short of the Tee Line.
Make another pot. And bring some biscuits too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 5:29, archived)
# :D Glad you know the rules
'nuther pot right away, suh!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 6:22, archived)
# Sloppy laziness
she forgot my biscuit :[
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ΚžΙ”nβ„² uooW, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] She should've gone straight to E&A
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 20:16, archived)
# Whit tho fack
LUL
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 20:39, archived)
# Haha, I didn't even see your LUL
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 21:41, archived)
#


which is extremely funny if you know Dutch
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 21:41, archived)
# I got that!
finally :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 22:11, archived)
#
LUL
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 21:41, archived)
# I was just pissing by a limp post
when I saw two tits etc... :D
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 21:44, archived)
# You did it for the luls
LAWL!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 22:12, archived)
# She just sounds Scottish to me
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 21:51, archived)
# I read it in a Brum accent
Birmingham, that is, not the car.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 21:59, archived)
# #MeToo
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 5:17, archived)
# hahaha
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 24 Feb 2018, 21:52, archived)
# Pffft!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 23:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Average week day during Flu season, or a Friday night

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 15:09, archived)
# What perspective-matching algorithm did you use?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 15:16, archived)
# I thought jokes were more important than technique around here
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 16:09, archived)
# Surely that's just on the post-a-new-message form to confuse the n00bz
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 16:12, archived)
# dammit, been doing it wrong all these years
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 16:14, archived)
# You said it HT
:)
(Paint! Another one lost, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 19:01, archived)
# That's always been my alibi.
Except that I don't have the jokes either. Sad times.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 17:04, archived)
# Just pretend the joke is hilarious and so intellectual nobody but you gets it
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs πŸ¦‡ ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉΙ₯Κ‡ ↓πŸ¦‡, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 17:51, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
I get this!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 25 Feb 2018, 15:58, archived)
# always loved the irony of that scene
people singing praises to the god they believe has saved them, which only alerts the zombies to their location, so they can kill them anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry] variation on a theme
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 16:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 17:49, archived)
# A giant ape is going to invest heavily in the NHS?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 17:56, archived)
# That I can't say
but he's got Superman
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 18:38, archived)
# It's not superman
The changed logo on the chest is the clue
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 19:27, archived)
# I'm not into the NHS aspects of your post
I enjoyed the obvious Superman/Lois Lane reference and ignored the rest.
The ape is a King Kong reference--who else could be 'supporting' Superman?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 24 Feb 2018, 22:43, archived)

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