I may have seen bits of the Europe one!!Was it the wife of chevy chase?
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Tue 20 Mar 2018, 22:35,
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Oh Clark,you're under arrest
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 21 Mar 2018, 6:24,
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Is this still a thing?
EDIT: Ah I prolly should have looked at the board first, it's still a thing!
It's the only thing we have left!*sobs*
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 21:26,
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*consoles*On the bright side it is Wednesday tomorrow so another selection of challenges to get bored of quickly and resort to more bandwagoning :)
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Tue 20 Mar 2018, 21:30,
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Don't complain, the number of posts has gone through the rooffinally, beter two point oh <3
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 21:38,
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This keeps up and I could just fall in love all over againbut probably won't
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 22:02,
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Popular indeedI have quite literally shot my load over this
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unclepills,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 22:46,
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What are we, your 'tell me if this is still a thing' bitches?
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LS18,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 22:36,
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Even Beethoven had his critics. See if you can name three of them.
_le_shat,
Wed 21 Mar 2018, 10:16,
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what is the name of that red font?i think i still have a letraset transfer sheet from over 30 years ago knocking about somewhere with a few of the most uncommonly used letters remaining...
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artifus is doing it all wrong,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 18:30,
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I used Brush Script Std there as a half-arsed replacement font
Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 18:33,
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not seen nor thought of it in donkeysit's bloody awful but letraset felt expensive at the time so it had to be used, often in the most inappropriate context. gives me comic sans shudders. thanks for the member berries tho.
( artifus is doing it all wrong,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 18:49,
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dude, light a match!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 19:31,
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Adapting little bits of an existing font to make new letters used to be known as 'pootling' here a long time ago.
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 20:12,
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Ah, so THAT's what I was doing! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 20:12,
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Thanks for the info! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 20:29,
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Adapting little bits of an existing font to make new letters used to be known as 'pootling' here a long time ago.See, I know.
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 21:50,
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I don't like the font, and, umm,,, nevermind :)I looked all over for any kind of spray-paint, brush-paint, graffiti type font and couldn't find a match.
There is a copycat font, but it has the typeface similar to the lettering of 'Beverly' Hills' and Only C, o & p are included as a brush-painted style typeface embedded in said font.
(There is a copycat font, but it has the typeface similar to the lettering of 'Beverly' Hills' and Only C, o & p are included as a brush-painted style typeface embedded in said font.
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 18:53,
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That font is called Beverly Hills Cop--I have it installedit has the entire alphabet as the stencil, and only C,o,p and A as the brush stroke
EDIT: the brush stroke set also includes the basic roman numerls (presumably for sequels?)
(EDIT: the brush stroke set also includes the basic roman numerls (presumably for sequels?)
LS18,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 19:57,
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Indeed, I had a quick look for a suitable font when making the imageI found a font set that had all the letters, but only C, o and p as a brushstroke font.
( Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 20:11,
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Echo :DI used to have font creation software, but I lost it around the time I lost my Windows-98se CD :(
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 20:18,
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SameI also lost my patience to do such a thing as create a whole font
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 20:49,
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You can add the brush stroke effect after the factif you start with a script font that is otherwise suitable
( LS18,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 20:30,
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or you can try forming the letters with your pubes and photograph it
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 20:36,
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what, and super-glue the pubes to your skin to hold their shape? Count me in.
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LS18,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 22:31,
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Or use a vaguely similar font, half-arse it and hope people pay more attention to the joke than the fontmatching Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 20:50,
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*ninja edits**adds in a fish to confuse Barbie*
( Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 23:43,
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The chilly fella has really got the crowd behind him
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 17:01,
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Apropos of fuck all...
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 16:56,
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> FUCK GANDALF
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 17:31,
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We close our eyesWe have been eaten by a grue.
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Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely,
Wed 21 Mar 2018, 10:11,
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Say to Thorin "carry me"
That took me a year to work out.
waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy.,
Wed 21 Mar 2018, 23:07,
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That dude carries the whole team.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch,
Thu 22 Mar 2018, 9:55,
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Am I doing it right?
thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:54,
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hahaGod help you if you don't have medical insurance on the enterprise. That fucker is under attack every third episode.
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Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:59,
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*staggers unconvincingly from side to side*
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 16:05,
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That's because they insist on broadcasting the 10-Forward concerts on open channels Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 16:14,
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I should have put something in for scaleThis looks bigger than it is, in reality it only holds 6 fl. oz. of liquid (180ml)
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:00,
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You should have included a saucerCups have saucers, mugs stand alone.
That is a true fact, and you're welcome :)
(That is a true fact, and you're welcome :)
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:06,
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the picture wouldn't have wrapped round as clearlyand you don't get tourist cups like you do mugs so it wouldn't have looked as realistic
I could have done a shit drawing of a cup but that's about as funny as just writing beverly hills cup, so the 3d render felt like the best option.
So many considerations go in to a joke and it still gets pulled apart by the baying crowd. You monsters! *fake flounces*
(I could have done a shit drawing of a cup but that's about as funny as just writing beverly hills cup, so the 3d render felt like the best option.
So many considerations go in to a joke and it still gets pulled apart by the baying crowd. You monsters! *fake flounces*
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:10,
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It was just before lunchtime on Thursday 30th of August 2007... I did a terrific pun picture I was really proud of for the "monkey movies" compo, and the very first response was from you :-www.b3ta.com/board/7559923
Since then I've been waiting for this very moment.
Revenge, as they say, is a dish, or indeed a mug, best served cold.... :)
(Since then I've been waiting for this very moment.
Revenge, as they say, is a dish, or indeed a mug, best served cold.... :)
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:16,
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:Dice cold
That's some long held bitterness, and I even did a winky face to reassure you I was joking
(That's some long held bitterness, and I even did a winky face to reassure you I was joking
HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:17,
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in all seriousness..how did you remember that? I can't remember what I did yesterday
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:18,
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Hahaha I dunno, it just stuck in my mind. (Obviously I had to look up the date etc. I'm not a total savant)Incidentally it came 39th out of 401 in the compo.
401 entries to a compo. Imagine that!
(401 entries to a compo. Imagine that!
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:23,
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Wow! That whole experience must have been very traumatic for youu ok hun?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:26,
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can't believe you think this is the first slightly tenuous joke I've done in 11 years:D
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:33,
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You've been in my prayrz PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:44,
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fuck offsilly person
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 14:49,
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uhh, heh heh heh! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 14:55,
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Beverly Hills Crockery?What a pile of arsewipe. This is the single worst thing I have ever seen on the internet.
( thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:16,
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which one? the one near meor the one close to you?
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 16:46,
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The one that's so thin it fell over.(
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 16:55,
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It's because it's the kind of silly thing that I like
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 17:36,
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Reminds me that I meant to do a mash-up of "Free Willy" and "My Left Foot"...to be called "My free foot willy"
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Tue 20 Mar 2018, 17:58,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Idioms"){kind=small}
René Magritte - Raining Cats And Dogs (1953)
monkeon schmonkeon,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 12:45,
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That is improper use of an elephant! Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:24,
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i still want a house hippo Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:29,
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I DID NOT HIT HER I DID NAAAAAAAHT mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 16:31,
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Careful you don't step in a poodle Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:41,
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Axl Rose employs the Web Sheriff you know. PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:46,
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bugger
i could have sworn that was the Julian Cope fella, pre-beard
*hides*
(i could have sworn that was the Julian Cope fella, pre-beard
*hides*
unclepills,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 17:03,
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Hah!
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 13:08,
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Struggling Steven Seagalappears to be winning the battle against anorexia
( LS18,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 3:17,
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The rare hamster-seagal.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 15:48,
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it's rare that you catch him without an eating utensil in his mouth.
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LS18,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 20:12,
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17 Seconds shiteness(
RudieSeventyOne The self styled king of un-originality since,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 0:01,
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It's not fair, my picture of a woman in underwear was linked by a mod, but I have seen Lego go uncensored. drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 19 Mar 2018, 19:36,
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If you get upset about this kind of thing, then you should probably leave the naked lego pictures alone and Photoshop kittens instead.
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$$ โ
,
Mon 19 Mar 2018, 19:54,
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This isn't pronnow, my SmegoLego collection is hair raising
( LS18,
Mon 19 Mar 2018, 20:53,
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I thall help you, Mithter Toatht. I may be of thome athitanth if there ith a thudden crithith.
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Mon 19 Mar 2018, 21:01,
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Who Modded s4rk's pictureJust looks like an average underwear ad to me
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 19 Mar 2018, 20:17,
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Who's that banging away at Brian Cox's front bottom? drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 19 Mar 2018, 20:25,
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You should cut down on your pork life drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 19 Mar 2018, 21:47,
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heheI don't like the sound of "Chicken on Fire"
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Mon 19 Mar 2018, 17:36,
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Once you get past the stench of burning feathers, it's . . . pretty bad
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LS18,
Mon 19 Mar 2018, 20:56,
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A good place to go for your nails & pizza mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 19 Mar 2018, 19:05,
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It looks exactly like New Jersey mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Mon 19 Mar 2018, 20:05,
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arf! ...and St. Louis. PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 19 Mar 2018, 20:30,
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"interchangeable parts of the american machine" mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Mon 19 Mar 2018, 21:11,
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And any colo(u)r you want, as long as it's beige PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 20 Mar 2018, 0:27,
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s4.b3ta.com/host/creative/96253/1521473001/BHcrop.jpg
modedit: a bit NSFW so moved to an embed rather than link - sorry!
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Mon 19 Mar 2018, 15:23,
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modedit: a bit NSFW so moved to an embed rather than link - sorry!
CANDLES!Candles EVERYWHERE
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 19 Mar 2018, 17:20,
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He didn't say 'clop' It was "tler" as in the end of Hitler
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Mon 19 Mar 2018, 16:25,
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Indiana Jones and the Temple of Assisted Living (Dir Steven Spielberg 2019)
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 19 Mar 2018, 14:18,
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Candlesrossa, more like!!yay!
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Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐,
Mon 19 Mar 2018, 14:46,
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