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[challenge entry]
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 10:17, archived)
# Click for Fonda as Mr Twit!
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Even longer ago
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 10:00, archived)
# this is a thing of rare device
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry] "If your legs won't move 88 mph, we're in for some serious shit."
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 9:58, archived)
# Wiiiiiiiiilllllllmaaaaaaaaaaa
:)
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 11:04, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 11:08, archived)
# Hahaha that's a winner for me, right there
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 12:26, archived)
# Love your judgment, Mr. Barbarossa :D
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] "I need your clothes, your boots and your Penny farthing"
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 9:45, archived)
# "You forgot to say 'please.'"
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 10:38, archived)
# hahaahaa
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 11:34, archived)
# Harry Enfield
did a good job on this





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPp5B2m7QwE
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 17:06, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - HISTORICALIZE FILMS

We're setting films in different eras this week. Take a favourite movie and turn back the clock to see how Ghostbusters would look in Victorian times or how Beverly Hills Cop would look in 17th century fashion.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 9:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 9:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 9:47, archived)
# not a TOAP an IOAP dunno why i bothered to be honest.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 23:53, archived)
# Otay!
Best one yet!
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 23:56, archived)
# Buttweat...."U memembo me?"
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 0:32, archived)
# The graffiti on stop signs always looks the same. I suspect it's just one person traveling the country with a large supply of markers.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 0:09, archived)
# In St. Louis we have someone painting QAEK on everything. You ever see that one?
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 0:15, archived)
# No, any idea what it means?
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 0:16, archived)
# Nope. Sometimes it's an artist's mark. Sometimes it's a drug dealer advertising.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 0:32, archived)
# This is a normal post
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 0:15, archived)
# MOPLOLS
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 0:39, archived)
# THIS TOOK AGES

If anyone would like a cloning tutorial, just gaz me.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 21:53, archived)
# Two bandwagons in one week, rob you are spoiling us
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 22:28, archived)
# They should've called themselves Dec and Ant
Dec and Ant's Decadent Dance
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 22:56, archived)
# And they should have made some expensive gold cards for actual ants, with dance move instructions on them
Dec and Ant's Decadent Ant Dance Deck
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 23:17, archived)
# IT'S A PLAY ON WORDS
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 23:18, archived)
# Rehearsals begin for Saturday Night Takeway
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 20:00, archived)
#
Gottle o geer, gottle o geer.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 21:10, archived)
# Heh!
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 22:56, archived)
#
I reckon Mr Platt's a pretty good forehead stand-in
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 0:06, archived)
# A money maker
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 1:13, archived)
# Wor National Television Award, man
man
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 16:37, archived)
# That looks nothing like Ant-Man...
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 17:53, archived)
# CROCODILE SHOOOOOOOOES!!
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 17:54, archived)
# Lovely work SBF

(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 19:24, archived)
# The ant world is a tumult, a noisy world of pheromones being passed back and forth.


And they discovered something very interesting: when it comes to walking, most of the ant's thinking and decision-making is not in its brain at all. It's distributed. It's in its legs.

(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 19:49, archived)
# ants on stilts
overshoot the nest
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 20:15, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 19:54, archived)
#
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 9:55, archived)
# You've captured Dec's fear of being dragged down with Ant perfectly
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 19:54, archived)
# It will be interesting to see how the one on the right gets on solo.
Crushing for the one on the left if he turns out to be good on his own.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 20:12, archived)
# I don't think that's possible, given how absolutely fucking shit they both are
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 21:33, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 21:59, archived)
# '...luckily Kelvin can see the funny side.'
"Haha I'm a right fucking idiot me" - Kelvin
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 23:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
maybe he's been holding him back all these years.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 9:06, archived)
# Yay!
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 19:56, archived)
# But look at the picture, Henry.
LOOK AT THE PICTURE OF ANT AND DEC.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 21:24, archived)
# Just need a bit of CGI and we're all good, lads
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 14:17, archived)
# Ah, an inebriant
(Sorry)
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 14:28, archived)
# His appearance fees are exorbitant
(No no I'm not doing this)
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 14:30, archived)
# You sound reluctant
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 14:36, archived)
# I anticipate more of this
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 14:38, archived)
# Ooh, a debutant!
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 14:51, archived)
# I'm just a bit anti...
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 14:51, archived)
# but does he lay off the intoxicant?
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 15:02, archived)
# Not for an instant
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 15:09, archived)
# He could try Antabuse?
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 15:16, archived)
# I do like a bit of banter
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 15:17, archived)
# sycophant
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 15:31, archived)
# yet somewhat recalcitrant
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 15:59, archived)
# Not a word
C'ant use it
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 16:12, archived)
# deviant
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 16:16, archived)
# Upping the ante
with ignorant bants, see.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 16:40, archived)
# do you want any drinks with that?
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 15:28, archived)
# Grant's whisky
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 15:31, archived)
# You're welcome Facebook
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 12:31, archived)
# Deleted mine last night...
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 12:39, archived)
# I clicked that I like this and hope Rob can sell our data to brexit so b3ta stays afloat a bit longer
a few words to get some attention from the right money people
or at least people
Assassination Attack
Domestic security Drill
Exercise Cops Law enforcement
Authorities Disaster assistance
Disaster management
DNDO (Domestic Nuclear Detection Office)
The pope National preparedness
Mitigation Prevention Response
Recovery Dirty bomb
Domestic nuclear detection
Lesbians
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 14:00, archived)
# THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THETHE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE THE POPE
Lesbians
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 15:18, archived)
# LESBIANS AND THE POPE
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 17:24, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 17:35, archived)
#

(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 17:37, archived)
# {:-D
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 21:05, archived)
# That LP cover reminds me that I haven't listened to some old Herb Alpert in a while...
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 17:49, archived)
# Since yesterday?
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 18:28, archived)
# Yeah, it's been a few hours. I need my El Lobo fix
youtu.be/Za-8kzTgmFA Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 18:47, archived)
# Next:
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 20:40, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 21:37, archived)
# natural gnops?
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 23:05, archived)
# Him and Assad both
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 23:11, archived)
# wow.gif
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 23:26, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 20:40, archived)
# RADICAL
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 21:03, archived)
# That's the name of my next band.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 20:53, archived)
# THANK YOU
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 14:32, archived)
# Bloody hell
My first (an probably only) Front page. I've finally arrived.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2018, 11:24, archived)
# Get the fuck outta ummm ...wherever the fuck I am!
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 10:43, archived)
# Pe . . . . Oh . . . . . Bey!
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 11:26, archived)
# Haha
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 11:39, archived)
# Leave Gove out of this!
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 11:59, archived)
# Pfffffffffffffffffffft!
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 17:56, archived)
# Im getting too old for this shit
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 9:15, archived)
# hahah
never too old!
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 9:24, archived)
# hahah and it comes down to this :D
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 10:04, archived)
# Turd in the series
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 13:23, archived)
# IMAGE CHALLENGE VOTE
New political parties - Who do you want running your country? Show us your dream teams and their new logos
Maps - do funny things with maps
Town names - Someone wants to rename Aylesbury AylesBowie, mess with names and twin towns with weirder places
Historicalize Movies - Set films in different eras, Victorian Ghostbusters and 12 Angry Cavemen

(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 8:03, archived)
# YAY!!!
Beverly Hills Cop please
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 8:26, archived)
# That might have run its course, so how about Beverly Hills Cop II?
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 8:29, archived)
# No
No more please
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 8:33, archived)
# It seems as though there was almost as much bandwagon activity as there was challenge stuff.
(this past week)
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 8:39, archived)
# We must try and break that record this week
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 8:55, archived)
# must we? sounds like a job
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 9:06, archived)
# movies
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 8:28, archived)
# F
might be fun
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 8:33, archived)
#
дэ
Русские лесбиянки, пожалуйста.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 9:00, archived)
# You'll be at a loss if he ever gives you 'lesb****s
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 9:03, archived)
#
don't you oppress me...
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 15:28, archived)
# when I read that I had to giggle
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 9:35, archived)
#
giggle rub my thighs
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 9:46, archived)
# *google translates TATU into russian*
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 11:15, archived)
# Victorian Beverly Hills Cop please
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 9:00, archived)
# F so that the bandwagon may roll on
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 9:40, archived)
# we're probably more in tune with movies than maps
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 10:03, archived)
# lesbian maps please
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 11:11, archived)
# F
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 11:31, archived)
# Bionic lesbians
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 12:05, archived)
# LESBIONICS
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 18:31, archived)
#
I think we can all get behind this
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 21:04, archived)
# Maps would be fun
Take a look at Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps): https://twitter.com/TerribleMaps?s=09
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 12:10, archived)
# F
sounds a right laugh
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 15:03, archived)
# Jurassic Park
but set in the Jurassic era
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 15:20, archived)
# woah, edgy
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 15:53, archived)
#
ledgbians?
no?
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 17:20, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 23:41, archived)
# :D

(this doubles as Beverly Hills Crop, but I think that's bindun)
(, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 23:42, archived)
# I think they've all bindun
:(
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 0:15, archived)
# I haven't seen Beverly Hills Corpse, quitter
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 0:22, archived)
# Well now you just look silly
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 0:26, archived)
# ok...just send money
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 0:28, archived)
# so has copse !
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 17:13, archived)
# LOL
topppp
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 0:13, archived)
# What's that say, TOP? If so, groaan. If not, wtf does that say?
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 0:22, archived)
# Yes top of course top it says top
*unsquints*
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 0:23, archived)
# Beverly Hills Spliffy
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 7:23, archived)
# #infest
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 7:23, archived)
# Have a pea

(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 9:12, archived)
# smeghead
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 10:15, archived)
# Also good
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 11:39, archived)
# Hi Dwayne
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Sink like a stone
(, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 23:30, archived)
# I admit to laziness
It's not even shopped, some restaurant I went to had this in the lavatory.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 23:31, archived)
# Good find
and ssshhh
(, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 23:46, archived)
# oh that is great
wish you had shopped it :(
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 0:14, archived)
# I've eaten there before
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 0:20, archived)
# FP this now
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 0:27, archived)
# basin like a pebble
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 9:02, archived)
# Needs more Mohamed Ali
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry] I worked really hard on this.
No, really.
(, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 22:37, archived)
# You have great insight . . . oh wait, you weren't serious :(
(, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 22:44, archived)
# Is that a fa(c)t?
(, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 22:51, archived)
# Careful now
Some people here get lipvid when they see a pun like this.

Edit: hey, what the hell? My strikeout through the p shows up in the preview message box, but not when you post it? Now my post is even less amusing than when I came up with it.

Edit edit: oh, but italics does work...
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 0:02, archived)
# Proven in court.
We had to suet.
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 10:29, archived)
# l
h
(, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 23:18, archived)
# I worked really lard on tlis?

EDIT: OMG NO
(, Tue 20 Mar 2018, 23:41, archived)
#
He really worked loves hard on this
(, Wed 21 Mar 2018, 4:39, archived)

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