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# Bindun?
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 22:08, archived)
# FINISH HER!
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 22:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
Hot potato, orchestra stalls, Puck will make amends!
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 23:21, archived)
# I have always wondered what they say between Hot Potato and Puck
Thanks
(, Sat 5 May 2018, 22:21, archived)
#
There is some debate but this one seems most likely.
eedit: alternate is: Hot potato, off his drawers, pluck to make amends [which might explain the nose tweak]
(, Sun 6 May 2018, 0:33, archived)
# internet outrage
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 19:48, archived)
#
The death star has cleared the planet :-)
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 20:22, archived)
# "this doesn't look like anything but gallifreyan to me..."
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 21:14, archived)
# I know what this is... this is an espresso machine.
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 21:40, archived)
# It is, in fact, Mr Coffee.
Care for a cup?
(, Sat 5 May 2018, 4:33, archived)
# Only if it's the finest Pact coffee*
*Finest Pact coffee tasting like the floor sweepings from a tyre fitting centre's economy sized tub of Maxwell House powder
(, Sun 6 May 2018, 13:49, archived)
# Shoot Yavin!
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 22:09, archived)
#
As if millions of toast suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
(, Sat 5 May 2018, 2:38, archived)
#
(, Sat 5 May 2018, 23:24, archived)
# I'm in the 99% as usual
Somebody please explain in short words.
(, Sun 6 May 2018, 13:09, archived)
#
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/f258412d-39bd-4200-844e-4f02416bfac2#r17I3nd3Tf.copy
(, Sun 6 May 2018, 14:03, archived)
#
I am in the 1%!

Again!

I'm so special, it hurts.

*high-fives self, falls over, ends up in A&E*
(, Mon 7 May 2018, 11:21, archived)
[challenge entry] "Welcome to the club Sajid"
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 16:25, archived)
# now show the bit where he chokes her with fistfuls of burning novel
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 16:27, archived)
# Hahaha this is as good an explanation as any for that stance :D
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 16:31, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 16:59, archived)
# This is brilliant and amazing Q4
I'm your number one fan.
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 19:25, archived)
# MENTALIST!
(, Sat 5 May 2018, 14:01, archived)
#
i always use your icons
mmmmm
(, Sat 5 May 2018, 21:04, archived)
# Very good.
And I love the tagging!
(, Sun 6 May 2018, 14:04, archived)
# WAARK
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 13:08, archived)
# cute!
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 13:31, archived)
# Should have had it do a poo as well.
hindsight
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 13:49, archived)
# having a poo / laying an egg
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 13:51, archived)
# This is b3ta.
therefore, poo
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 14:04, archived)
#
poo-ing an egg
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 19:25, archived)
# this is curiously pleasant
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 15:39, archived)
# Needs more poo.
(, Sat 5 May 2018, 2:41, archived)
# I agree
(, Sat 5 May 2018, 10:55, archived)
# It's nice to see Emu has got his mojo back after Rod
(, Sat 5 May 2018, 22:22, archived)
# Seems a lot happier not having Rod's arm stuck up him.
(, Sun 6 May 2018, 9:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Too soon?
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] As it's a slow compo, have a pea...
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 12:44, archived)
# Full of ROYAL TEArs
(, Sat 5 May 2018, 2:42, archived)
# Too late, OBV
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 15:17, archived)
# yay for Thanos !
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 10:32, archived)
# BETARD?
When I saw this I couldn't work out if it had been hacked by b3tans ... https://www.facebook.com/interestingengineering/videos/1884153971654298/
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 8:24, archived)
# lol h4xx0rs
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 8:59, archived)
#
[Narrator's Voice] .... It hadn't been hacked by b3tans
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 10:45, archived)
# If it was hacked by b3tards, those prints would have much more profanities on them
like MIMSY
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 11:00, archived)
# FLANGE
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 13:00, archived)
# BEHIND
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 14:19, archived)
# THRUPPENY BIT
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 14:33, archived)
# TUPPENCE
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 14:44, archived)
# WOGGLE
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 15:48, archived)
# b3tard*
*didn't look/don't care
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 12:14, archived)
# this
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 20:48, archived)
# i would very much like this
on /links
(, Sat 5 May 2018, 1:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll have what he's having.
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 16:20, archived)
# He looks more and more like his dad every day
Woo!
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 16:22, archived)
# Smudger returns to b3ta.
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 16:06, archived)
# Smudger trips over step, smashes image on the floor.
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 16:23, archived)
# Gorisgle?
I don't get it
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 16:47, archived)
# Test
Tickle
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 17:59, archived)
# You prolly shouldn't have bothered
:(
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 17:09, archived)
# png files don't thumbnail for some reason, save it as a jpg in future
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 22:55, archived)
# it's pronounced jay peg akshully
and it's ping not peng you gif
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 23:11, archived)
# also, you're far too brown and i don't like your font
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 0:01, archived)
# Sorry
Not posted in 14 years. Came in all jomfy, like.
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 0:07, archived)
# there’s a side door you can use
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 14:35, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 14:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Wouldn't surprise me...
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 14:59, archived)
#
Yowser
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 15:25, archived)
# Heh!
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 15:33, archived)
# Christ that made me laugh
And I was in an office toilet cubicle so that could have been embarrasing
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 16:46, archived)
# If there's one thing I've learned from the last couple of years
It's that satire like this has a horrible tendency to become reality
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 16:49, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry] It's the Official Portrait


Harry-Meghan Gothic.
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 11:14, archived)
#
Freebase was funnier...
...jusssayin
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 12:08, archived)
# HARSH
Hello
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 12:12, archived)
# not disagreein'
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 12:13, archived)
# Freebase was never funny
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 13:16, archived)
# NEVER FORGET.
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 14:59, archived)
# Still one of my favourites in the history of ever
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 15:27, archived)
# But he was always funny, amirite?
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 17:01, archived)
# Oh yeah!
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 0:28, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 13:19, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 18:08, archived)
# this look suits them
very nicely done
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 14:22, archived)
# Cheers Rob!
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 14:33, archived)
# This is very nicely done.
WOO!
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 15:03, archived)
# Thanks Ainsley
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 15:32, archived)
# He's TOO excited, I'd be worried personally.
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 17:02, archived)
# What?
This is him on a down day!
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 17:08, archived)
# Now there's lovely.
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 18:42, archived)
#
Skewer me Prince Harry. I've often thought it, it gets more literal now.
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 19:31, archived)
# frameworthy :)
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 2:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Herzliche Glückwünsche
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 11:12, archived)
# Und Jubel

Ich möchte, dass die Welt weiß, dass ich glücklich bin, wie es sein kann.
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 16:46, archived)
# Is that the new Internet Explorer logo?
(, Fri 4 May 2018, 11:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Because everyone loves a half-and-half scarf, right?
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 10:37, archived)
# Yeah, watch them arrows mate, you'll have someone's eye out...
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 10:42, archived)
# *sings*
You're not winking. You're not winking. You're not winking any more...
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 10:46, archived)
[challenge entry] More fucking plates!
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 10:11, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 13:02, archived)
# Social media
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 9:43, archived)
# ha!
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 10:06, archived)
# By odd coincidence, I was playing Civ V yesterday (as the Huns) and thought of this same joke
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 12:22, archived)
# Very good!
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 13:17, archived)
# This is one of my worst

Sorry
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 8:56, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - ROYAL SOUVENIRS

It's almost time for another Royal Wedding. The cheap cups, plates and bunting are appearing in shops already
so lets add to the options available by creating our own. Give us Royal souvenirs for Harry and Meghan's nuptials,
and whatever other Royal occasion you feel should be cast in high quality foreign plastic.
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 7:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 9:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Left leg on blue
(, Wed 2 May 2018, 21:46, archived)
# So this power stance thing is real? They really do this?
(, Wed 2 May 2018, 21:58, archived)
# london calling
(, Wed 2 May 2018, 22:03, archived)
# and I... live by the Delaware.
(, Wed 2 May 2018, 22:06, archived)
# *drops a nineteen*
(, Wed 2 May 2018, 22:10, archived)
# !!!
(, Wed 2 May 2018, 22:15, archived)
# *kicks*
(, Wed 2 May 2018, 22:18, archived)
# Don't know if he does the stance,
but I just audited my local Conservative candidate on Twitter and he follows Alex Jones, PrisonPlanet, Katie Hopkins, Mark Dice, Ann Coulter - all the cunts.

I hope he canvasses so that I can ask him about the illuminati.
(, Wed 2 May 2018, 23:03, archived)
# I highly recommend you take a look for the clip of Alex Jones sipping one of his delicious 'health drinks' on air.
It's made from powdered chicken bones. I'm not even joking. His manly discipline as he seemingly vomits some of it back up into his mouth and then reswallows it is really something to behold.
(, Wed 2 May 2018, 23:46, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 May 2018, 23:49, archived)
# You know that Alex Jones is actually Bill Hicks
(, Wed 2 May 2018, 23:51, archived)
# Only FUNNIER
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 0:25, archived)
# It looks delicious.
(, Wed 2 May 2018, 23:58, archived)
# It really does. Wouldn't it be wonderful if you could offer a cool healthgiving glass of that to your Tory candidate? Alex "false flag" Jones recommends it!
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 0:02, archived)
# DRINK MY MAGIC SLOP!
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 0:19, archived)
# THEN HOIK IT BACK UP INTO YOUR MOUTH! THEN REDRINK IT!
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 3:50, archived)
# OK
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 19:39, archived)
[challenge entry] And have a shop logo one.
(, Wed 2 May 2018, 22:09, archived)
# Eddie!
Hehehe
(, Wed 2 May 2018, 22:50, archived)
# Triple Points Weekend
(, Wed 2 May 2018, 23:13, archived)
# Is that him?..... nope, what about... nope..

(, Wed 2 May 2018, 19:08, archived)
# Behind Antman :)
oh wait... oh...
(, Wed 2 May 2018, 19:27, archived)
# Spoilers, mods!!1
(, Wed 2 May 2018, 21:13, archived)
# You are the Jeremy Renner fanclub
AICMFP
(, Wed 2 May 2018, 22:23, archived)
# Inside the explosion I hope.
(, Thu 3 May 2018, 2:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh!

I don't mind it so much when I don't get a vote for the image challenge as I can explore the other available challenges EDIT: they're all shit
(, Wed 2 May 2018, 18:42, archived)

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