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# ...and then, this happens.

*pea.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 26 Mar 2019, 13:45, archived)
# If you think that's bad...
...just wait until the Chinese buy the UK from the USA to lower their debt.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 26 Mar 2019, 14:08, archived)
# O\./O
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] My browser accidentally connected to the future

cfsb
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 12:40, archived)
# I suspect after Brexit the Eurotunnel will be renamed either Tom, Dick or Harry!
(Cerberus64, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 13:05, archived)
# Dick Tunnel?
has a ring to it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 17:59, archived)
# Haha!

I'll add this, also from the future.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Tue 26 Mar 2019, 13:06, archived)
# Trending!*
*possibly contains: a woman, a dog, a beach, a grey cloud.
Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 15:09, archived)
# also: no head
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 18:00, archived)
# haha
Trump 'legally not actually human'
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 13:22, archived)
# Hahaha ace!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 26 Mar 2019, 14:00, archived)
# LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] "Eat up your shit while it's warm Theresa!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 11:53, archived)
# Nice - starring Theresa May as Holly Gorightnow
(Cerberus64, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 12:37, archived)
# that's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 14:06, archived)
# Cheers Barbs
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 15:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 18:00, archived)
[challenge entry] was going to put a "bitch joke" but thought better of it.
(Bobbinns Wrapped in cotton wool, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 9:16, archived)
# She's trying to do the Swastika dance
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 11:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Wriggly Scott
(nraphael, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 2:21, archived)
# Ooo art
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 15:39, archived)
[challenge entry]

de ris: www.b3ta.com/board/11281748
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 23:49, archived)
# I can't keep up with you kids
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 0:39, archived)
# Next time ask me....and I'll ask mofaha (TrendMaster).
He has his finger on the pulse....on the ________ of the kids.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 1:42, archived)
# I see you've lovingly retouched his 'lipstick'
also FUCK YOU my photoshop skills can sometimes demand up to several layers also I have been known to devote whole minutes to my posts
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 1:02, archived)
# I didn't touch nothing....
....Pedro is YOUR dog.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 1:44, archived)
# Yeah! I like lovers, not fighters
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 1:55, archived)
# oh I think I know what you like Pedro
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 3:36, archived)
# I think you retouched his doggy lipstick, that's all I'm saying, lookit his sad little face, that's all I'm saying
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 3:18, archived)
# I thought mods only touched dogs bums?!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 26 Mar 2019, 14:03, archived)
# I wonder if this is fabulous
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 5:25, archived)
# Parts of it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 15:15, archived)
# This is fabulous.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 14:41, archived)
# Nice beach ...it is near me.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 15:16, archived)
# Good evening
Not been here in a while.
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 21:58, archived)
# It's all different now.
(97800, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 22:33, archived)
# How so?
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 23:08, archived)
# Only you know how it appeared to you before, so only you can answer that question. Observe! Contrast! Compare!
This one's a freebie, I'll have to charge you for the next one.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 0:54, archived)
#
Same Cunts
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 1:44, archived)
# Welcome back!
Pull up a chair, shop a horse-kitten on a fucklift
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 22:35, archived)
# Oh Pedro...that was sooooooo 2 weeks ago.
What's trending now is a woman at the beach with her dog and her face covered with a grey cloud. Do try to keep up.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 23:53, archived)
# HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 0:39, archived)
# I'm trending in my pants right now
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 3:41, archived)
# It shows
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 22:52, archived)
# When someone posts words, you get to use your I M A G I N A T I O N .
It's wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 22:59, archived)
# "Fuck Off"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 23:51, archived)
# ...he explained.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 3:42, archived)
# Remember when this wasn’t all fields?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 8:06, archived)
# Have you ever pooed in a public toilet?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 15:10, archived)
# i wanted to do horses too
(MRS2, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 20:49, archived)
# Ibyd,ydob
(97800, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 20:58, archived)
# Seamless glory
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 21:01, archived)
# I AM A CUNT FISH
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 21:17, archived)
# la sea
the detective horse-thing
(MRS2, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 21:22, archived)
# B&
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 23:52, archived)
# This is a reasonable response to recent events
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 3:45, archived)
# war horse dolphins were trained to attach explosives to the sides of tanks
but they all drowned on the way to france, poor sods.
(ozof, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 10:27, archived)
# Bless him
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 20:15, archived)
# I have a few suggestions for him to go to
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 20:21, archived)
# Oh yes
I suspect we have several mutual destinations
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 20:23, archived)
# Push Westminster Palace into the river? It'd save the £3.5bn repair bill
(97800, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 20:29, archived)
# But shouldn't that money go to the NHS?
or a bus?
(gijoel, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 22:24, archived)
# a 3 billion quid mobile nhs hospital - fucking genius
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 22:44, archived)
# Fun!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub can't find the hummus, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 20:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(JauntyArt, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 20:06, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub can't find the hummus, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 20:13, archived)
# Hoopla!
(although that -almost- can't be classified as crudely drawn anymore)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 20:21, archived)
[challenge entry] The dual lists


Click for bigger (444 kb)
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 19:51, archived)
# I dislike seeing posts with no replies.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 16:05, archived)
# it happens, not all posts provoke a response or merit a plaudit
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 22:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Christmas Day at Ridley’s

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 17:59, archived)
# Jar Jar Binks is looking well
(97800, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 18:05, archived)
# The new Air Jordans?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub can't find the hummus, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 18:59, archived)
# Space Jurkey?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 19:16, archived)
# nom
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 19:45, archived)
# Alien fucking a boar’s head.
OBV
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 19:49, archived)
# Crocs® have gotten styish!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 19:54, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub can't find the hummus, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 20:14, archived)
# *voms*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 20:22, archived)
# :-)
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 9:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Do you like my owl?


Click for bigger (122 kb)
(Cerberus64, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 15:04, archived)
# :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvFEoVUCsd0
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 15:06, archived)
# Damn it - knew it had to have been done - and way better!
(Cerberus64, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 15:08, archived)
# I wasn't the first either :)
I'm thinking Twisted Omentum but my memory is terrible
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 15:25, archived)
# Well, at least I'm in good company :)
(Cerberus64, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 15:33, archived)
# It's linked to just down there ----v

youtu.be/DKopuCLYKK4
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 18:31, archived)
# Mine definitely wasn't the first but I had fun doing it
https://youtu.be/DKopuCLYKK4
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 19:36, archived)
# yeah, there's an older drawn version, I thought that was you
damn this useless brain
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 7:04, archived)
# I wish
It may have been Hedgehog from Hell
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 9:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 13:40, archived)
# *Uses flamethrower on egg nest*
"You're fired."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 14:04, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 15:54, archived)
# Like the Cook Report, but with a more slapstick approach.
(97800, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 17:37, archived)
#

(SonofRojBlake, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 9:22, archived)
# Boses coming down from Mount Sinai

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 12:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 14:40, archived)
# I'd like to offer some constructive criticism but don't want it to come across as being a dick
Even more so than normal, I mean
(97800, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 17:47, archived)
# Wot no water cannon?
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 0:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(plankton, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 11:58, archived)
# Better than Everage
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 15:03, archived)
# Suckling
(JauntyArt, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 9:49, archived)
# Not sure whether to laugh
or vomit.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 10:44, archived)
# I did both.
Then and only then could I ejaculate.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 11:48, archived)
#
chortle
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 13:21, archived)
# Ewww no stop it.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 25 Mar 2019, 11:18, archived)
# WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 11:56, archived)
# If the internet doesn't have exactly the right flavour of porn already available, you may need to create it yourself
(97800, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 17:55, archived)
# correct
www.b3ta.com/board/11262790#post11262820
(JauntyArt, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 20:14, archived)
# Nope
(97800, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 20:17, archived)
# Mein gott,
that does weird things to me...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 22:21, archived)
# Rule 34...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 11:57, archived)
# I appreciate this
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 12:01, archived)
# That joke isn't funny any more
(plankton, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 13:21, archived)
# Is that milk vegan?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub can't find the hummus, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 14:09, archived)
# Is that soy milk
or boy milk?
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub can't find the hummus, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 17:24, archived)
# joy milk
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 20:23, archived)
# plz delet thx
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 19:55, archived)
# EROTEK
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 20:22, archived)
# KETORE
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 21:10, archived)
# ginger flux
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub can't find the hummus, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 6:02, archived)
#
(JauntyArt, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 9:53, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 19:55, archived)
# Wood
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub can't find the hummus, Tue 26 Mar 2019, 2:24, archived)
# Double points- a cheesy Ridley Scott movie

and zero doubled is...
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub can't find the hummus, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 5:04, archived)
[challenge entry] sillyness
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 1:48, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 2:12, archived)
# How does he smell
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 2:22, archived)
# he smells of BLOOOOODDDDDDD
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 2:23, archived)
# your humor has no nose
(I helped save b3ta! R2Dtard Poor kids are as smart as white kids, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 2:44, archived)
# Bottlenose Dolmation
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub can't find the hummus, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 4:58, archived)
# I used to always have plans for making a Lassie/Flipper/Skipper combined film when I was young
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 5:11, archived)
# somebody should do a horse with a dolphin head
i guess
(MRS2, Mon 25 Mar 2019, 20:33, archived)

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