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# I feel like I've heard this song before
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 17:51, archived)
#
Yep. Keep on voting until you make the right choice! That's the new democracy. If the majority view is unpalatable, call it popularism. Just don't be surprised when the freaky extremists appear, because you invited them in...
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 18:14, archived)
[challenge entry] just one bite from inventing the infamous alien ship
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 17:09, archived)
# Did happen.
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 19:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 16:21, archived)
# Hahaha ugh!
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 17:16, archived)
# Disgusting
disgusting
delicious
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 17:45, archived)
# HUZZAH
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 19:48, archived)
#
(, Sat 30 Mar 2019, 2:15, archived)
# This is super
(, Sat 30 Mar 2019, 8:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 13:16, archived)
# takes brush, waits
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 18:57, archived)
[challenge entry] LOS ANGELES. NOVEMBER 2019.
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 12:24, archived)
# Geniune lols there
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 13:13, archived)
# Arf
I wonder if we'll ever find out if Zuck is a replicant himself.
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 13:44, archived)
# pffft
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 16:43, archived)
# I bet you do, you dirty old bollocks
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 18:33, archived)
[challenge entry] nomnomnominated for shittest post at the can movie festival
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 12:06, archived)
# LOLZ
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 17:44, archived)
[challenge entry] they've all got it in for me
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 11:27, archived)
# I have a gweat fwiend in londinium
His name is Biggus Piggus.
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 13:16, archived)
# InfaMay! InfaMay!
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 13:51, archived)
# You've got to get behind someone before you can stab them in the back.
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 16:24, archived)
[challenge entry] he is so annoyed
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 9:46, archived)
# I like this!
(, Sat 30 Mar 2019, 8:51, archived)
[challenge entry] true facts, worked special effects on 'romper stomper' this twats first feature film
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 9:35, archived)
# the extra 'D' is code for drugs..
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 9:36, archived)
# alright Brant
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 16:43, archived)
# Probably still the best film he has ever been involved with.
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 10:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 8:38, archived)
# Like this lots.
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 9:11, archived)
# I dunno, what was his involvement?
He does look like he's holding a mask in front of his face, is it Tony Blair?
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 9:14, archived)
# Nah, it's clearly Jimmy Savile
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 11:15, archived)
# Face of Cameron, casual dress sense of Mogg
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 13:52, archived)
# Yeah this is good
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 9:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 3:32, archived)
# omg :D
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 7:31, archived)
# HOLY TITS!
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 8:32, archived)
# good
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 8:45, archived)
#
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 9:11, archived)
# It’s only 97 words...jeeesh!!!
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 19:49, archived)
# I'm a very lazy reader XD
Trufax
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 22:38, archived)
# I'll break it down for you....Batman gets laid.
(, Sat 30 Mar 2019, 15:56, archived)
# TO THE BATBOARD!
I can't get enough of these! :D
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 9:34, archived)
# Makes sense ‘cause he’s fighting the recent events of a crime wave.
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 19:43, archived)
# Boing! Gush!
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 11:14, archived)
# HOE LEE TITZ!
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 13:49, archived)
#
𝕭𝖆𝖙𝖇𝖔𝖆𝖗𝖉
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 14:02, archived)
# He's Batgay and doesn't know it.
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 14:40, archived)
# Batsphemy!!!
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 19:52, archived)
# needs fewer heads showing in front of the clouds
(, Sat 30 Mar 2019, 1:17, archived)
# I knew you'd say something about that.
(, Sat 30 Mar 2019, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Texty entry
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 21:51, archived)
# This here is the good shit. Woo!
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 21:57, archived)
# I like this a lot because there are lots of words
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 21:59, archived)
# Hahah - nicely done
Binary page number is a nice touch :)
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 22:00, archived)
# XD
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry] noice :)
also this nonsense
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 3:25, archived)
# Glory hole \o/s
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 9:14, archived)
# admit it, you stole Gorts line from papa lazarus
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 3:39, archived)
# oh yeah, nearly forgot..you're my wifi now!
now give me your o-ring
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 3:41, archived)
# Not consciously
What was their gag?
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 9:23, archived)
#
https://youtu.be/s2F4ZWTjwTU?t=114
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 9:40, archived)
# This ticks so many boxes.
Love it!
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 11:15, archived)
# Rick is an anglicised version of the French name René. Descartes is pronounced 'Deckard' phonetically.
Rick Deckard therefore is an anglicised version of René Descartes, whose most famous quote is "Cogito ergo sum" (I think therefore I am) which is basically the plot of Blade Runner!
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 18:26, archived)
#



wow
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 19:50, archived)
# I did not know this.
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 21:46, archived)
# And when asked any question,
Tara the android replies with "I feel fantastic. Hey hey hey."
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 19:33, archived)
# Wi-Fi
Johnny 5 was around five years before Wi-fi was invented, so thus I question the legitimacy of this interview. Fake news perhaps?

Unless he got an after market expansion.
(, Wed 3 Apr 2019, 8:14, archived)
[challenge entry] ". . . All I am saying is that she might be one . . ."
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 17:43, archived)
# Yikes!
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 17:48, archived)
# What have you shopped?
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 21:51, archived)
# Untouched Getty image
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 21:57, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 17:18, archived)
# alright Putinbot
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 17:19, archived)
#
What?? No one noticed all that glass and steel with flags everywhere? I guess people don't notice the loss of democratic freedoms until it is too late. Oh no I am malfunctioning...
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 17:25, archived)
# happy congrats HT
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 19:58, archived)
# woo! Yay! Hoopla! Cangles!
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 21:15, archived)
# haha, subtle.
Please tell me you shopped that bottle to look like a sad Hitler in a rave hat?
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 17:32, archived)
#
Ha! That's a level of subtlety I hadn’t even considered…
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 17:36, archived)
# First there was a devil in Uma's sole which I couldn't see.
Now a sad hitler in a rave hat which I can't see.

One of us needs a medication review.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 18:51, archived)
# I see weird shit everywhere man!
Every since I took that magic shroom soup back in the school library in 1991 and the curtains started moving!

Now you mention it, he looks more like Wilson from 'Home Improvements' looking over the fence?
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 21:43, archived)
# That's Compo from Last of The Summer Wine.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 22:45, archived)
# So long and thanks for all the cash.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 16:03, archived)
# There's an uncanny resemblance which I've never noticed.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 16:30, archived)
#
Thart's ar crarker!
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 16:50, archived)
# hehe, lovely
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 17:14, archived)
# hahah!
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 17:19, archived)
# Aces!!!
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 8:58, archived)
# would
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 9:15, archived)
# Danger Mouse is missing!
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 15:12, archived)
# Good grief!
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 16:06, archived)
# hahaha
You got a real life LOL.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 17:12, archived)
# Nailed him
ed been bothering me for months who that fat little beady eyed cunt reminded me of
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 9:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Amazing what you'll prop up when you're morally bankrupt and the job prospects sounds good
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 15:07, archived)
# oh, b3rthday!
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 15:10, archived)
# happy day, old fella.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 15:41, archived)
# Happy candleday!
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 16:22, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 16:58, archived)
#
my favourite ever
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 17:09, archived)
# awww, classic
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 17:19, archived)
# tardy candle greetings
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 9:21, archived)
# Happy 13th iiiiiiiiiiiii
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 15:10, archived)
# Happy Candles Mr Toast!
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 15:31, archived)
# Haha - she's already spent a few Weekends at Barnier's - and Happy Candles!
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 15:43, archived)
# Candles!!
Happy Candles day (also arf)
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 15:48, archived)
# Perfect.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 15:55, archived)
# Haha!
Happy candle day :)
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 16:04, archived)
# Candles!
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 16:31, archived)
# sexeh!
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 19:58, archived)
# Down boy.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 22:46, archived)
# HAPPY CANDLES!
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 17:15, archived)
# Happy B3rthday
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 17:21, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 17:43, archived)
# Happy Candles!
Woo, yay and all the hooplas!
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 19:34, archived)
# Happy Candles Toastie
:)
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 21:05, archived)
[challenge entry] She's learned a new game.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 15:05, archived)
# clever girl
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 15:07, archived)
# happy candlethingy
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 15:26, archived)
# Neato
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 15:13, archived)
# Haha great stuff
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 15:30, archived)
# Nice
I remember us all doing this at school with our penknives. o_O
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 17:17, archived)
# Happy Days
In my day we only tried to stab ourselves not the teacher. Kids today .... grumbles.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 18:59, archived)
# (^(^;;^)^) HUBBA HUBBA!
(, Fri 29 Mar 2019, 10:34, archived)
[challenge entry] It's back!

I spent far too long over this for a silly gag.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 14:05, archived)
# Blaaarrggglll... brains... brains!!
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 15:02, archived)
# You won't find many in the HoC.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 15:06, archived)
# Very nice.
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Third Time's A Charm!
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 13:14, archived)
# hehe, I see the hog showed up too!
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 13:55, archived)
# Oinko boinko
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 13:58, archived)
# Nasal DP anyone?
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 15:35, archived)
# Photoshopped images only, please
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 14:33, archived)
# This little piggy went to market...
This little piggy stayed at home
This little piggy ate roast beef
And that little piggies now gone
So this little piggy squeals
"Mee mee mee" all the way home...
(, Thu 28 Mar 2019, 15:13, archived)

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