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[challenge entry] "I don't have a racist bone in my body."
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 1:44, archived)
# Beldar?
No, can't be - he was an illegal alien himself.
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 10:15, archived)
[challenge entry] The '1984' annual 1984
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 1:12, archived)
# i like this
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 1:13, archived)
# It's ++good.
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 1:25, archived)
[challenge entry] 'member?
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 22:42, archived)
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(, Sun 17 May 2020, 22:46, archived)
# this is why we traded our 128k modems for 5g
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 23:27, archived)
# alas...
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 0:07, archived)
#
out of my skelepooper that started the whole graveyard farting
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 23:23, archived)
# But I didn't see
they were farting on me
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 8:42, archived)
# Sooper Dooper!
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 3:33, archived)
[challenge entry] go go
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] o/
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 15:36, archived)
# lol
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 15:55, archived)
# Skelepooper
Good name for a band rollercoaster keyboard star wars character
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 15:41, archived)
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(, Sun 17 May 2020, 22:08, archived)
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(, Sun 17 May 2020, 22:46, archived)
# Travolta is looking a bit rough
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 4:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Do it now.
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 21:51, archived)
# Do what?
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 21:52, archived)
# it
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 22:39, archived)
# Creeping Shia
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 23:22, archived)
# It's not metal detectors he should worry about, it's sniffer dogs
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 21:56, archived)
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(, Sun 17 May 2020, 18:47, archived)
# As long as you have a boner...
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 20:16, archived)
# How do you give a femoral head
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 21:38, archived)
# wrapping paper and a bow or gift bag?
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 21:49, archived)
# I know how to play golf with a femur
You take a ball and socket.
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 21:57, archived)
# Like, just a little head?
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 22:03, archived)
# People say I'm a big tipper
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 22:41, archived)
[challenge entry] It was the least amount of effort I could try and get away with.
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 16:25, archived)
# dammit jim i'm a doctor, not your photoshop bitch!
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 16:58, archived)
# There's list somewhere of things that Bones isn't
My favourite, the only one that stuck in my mind is "escalator".

Kirk - "... Bones!"
Bones - "I'm a doctor Jim, not an escalator!"
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 18:16, archived)
# here ya go
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 21:12, archived)
# Dammit Jim!
...I'm a lesbian, not a prize-fighter.
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 21:00, archived)
# Pirate Image Challenge -- PAINTING CONTEST
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 16:05, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 16:20, archived)
[challenge entry] ...and a challenge entry...
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 17:11, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 21:31, archived)
# Nice! Boogie-Woogie
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - BONES

Show us your funny bones.
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 14:32, archived)
# Die son
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 18:21, archived)
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(, Sun 17 May 2020, 14:32, archived)
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(, Sun 17 May 2020, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Very Humerus I know.
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 16:07, archived)
# Good effort
Pffft
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 15:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Just about fits?
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmm, this soft drink tastes leafy?
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 14:07, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 14:05, archived)
[challenge entry] The Nana Professors
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 14:05, archived)
# :D :D
Now do Leon Toystory
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 14:27, archived)
# no u
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 23:37, archived)
[challenge entry] It just needed axes.

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(, Sun 17 May 2020, 12:58, archived)
# Idgi
Which are you saying we should kill off first?
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 13:02, archived)
# dig the hole, send the children, get granny to push granpa in first?
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 13:52, archived)
#
Nice
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 19:53, archived)
[challenge entry] The Life and Pop-Playings of Keithwin Chegglewit
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 11:16, archived)
# ha!
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 12:07, archived)
# Heheh
Whenever I go to a bottle-bank, I always think of Cheggers having to hide his bottles in a hedge.
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 12:12, archived)
# If he’d invested them wisely in a bottle bank
He could have been a glassillionaire.
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 17:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Ahaaarrrr! Hoist the Wincey Willis!

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(, Sun 17 May 2020, 9:59, archived)
# Yarrrr, beware ye of the man with an Anneka Rice for a leg, he will lead you astray
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 10:57, archived)
# Has he also got an Annabel Croft arse?
That would definitely lead me astray...!
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 12:09, archived)
# /\
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 12:30, archived)
#
Sorry, it's a standard Brian Blessed pirate arse
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 19:11, archived)
# Normal service will return shortly... ?
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 1:26, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 4:03, archived)
# How does she smell?
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 7:02, archived)
# smells like dick
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 14:32, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: FAIL
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 4:13, archived)
# needs more fridge magnet
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 11:42, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 6:22, archived)
# Normal? here?
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 9:30, archived)
[challenge entry] .....
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] ......
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] .......
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 13:47, archived)
# I'm filling up
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 18:08, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 20:57, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 12:30, archived)
# Goodnight 800 Newtons
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 14:17, archived)
# Ants standing warming their hands in the fire
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 20:56, archived)
# did he crash his bike?
looks like they sewed his right hand onto his left arm...
(, Sat 16 May 2020, 22:40, archived)
# Was gonna say...
He served me a pint in his pub, The White Swan, in Henley-in-Arden in the 90s and I don't remember any such hand reversal.
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 0:28, archived)
# I SAID I MET BOON.
(, Sun 17 May 2020, 21:24, archived)

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