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[challenge entry] Time for a new hiding place.
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 12:50, archived)
# Cato you fool! : )
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 13:47, archived)
# Not now Keir-to!
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 14:40, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 14:58, archived)
# Woo!
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 23:06, archived)
# Pffffffffffffffttttttttt!
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 23:28, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 0:46, archived)
# I love this.
(, Sun 24 May 2020, 10:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Is it related? Yes/no/maybe/bite me
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 11:43, archived)
# 8D
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 12:55, archived)
# I like this
Excellent and nicely done
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 23:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 23:18, archived)
# oof
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 23:44, archived)
# Yes
The trombone is the most fun of all brass instruments
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 11:37, archived)
# "fun" is certainly what I most associate with Thom Yorke.
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 11:39, archived)
# Respectfully disagree. The bugle, sousaphone and french horn are quite fun too
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 13:24, archived)
# Well those rather workmanlike instruments are fine for someone like youself Pedro
But of course someone with more developed tastes such as myself deserves and demands a crumhorn at the very least, or more ideally something along the lines of a sackbut.
Touch my sackbut, this is life.
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 20:46, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 12:57, archived)
# I think I may have pitched this too high for the B3ta audience
I may have to potatoshop in a few magenta nobs to get more votes...
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 22:57, archived)
[challenge entry] noseybone
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 23:15, archived)
# That'll put his nose out of joint
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 0:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 12:57, archived)
[challenge entry] animated from two x-rays
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 19:57, archived)
# #StayAlert
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 16:54, archived)
# BE AWARE
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 11:38, archived)
# OMG YES!!
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 1:05, archived)
# Hell yes.
FP THIS NOW
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 10:09, archived)
# This is excellent
(, Mon 25 May 2020, 0:29, archived)
# Jane Eyre Support

Click for bigger (84 kb)
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 14:12, archived)
# More of this kind of thing!
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 14:55, archived)
# Charlie don't wear bonnets!
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 15:18, archived)
# Now do Nike Eyre & Eyrewolf!
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 15:33, archived)
# That’s enough Pedro
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 16:34, archived)
# *SMOOCH*
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 19:48, archived)
# Oh go on then
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 22:08, archived)
# Can I watch? I'll be real quiet.
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 23:55, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 16:38, archived)
# OMG :O
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 19:38, archived)
# How about Lew Ayres
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 18:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Red Skeleton - motivated by Jane

(, Tue 19 May 2020, 18:05, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 18:07, archived)
# Charles Dickins
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 23:36, archived)
# compo it!
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello.
bones
Woo! Candils :)
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 13:52, archived)
# Happy b3day!
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 15:06, archived)
# Barse!
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 16:34, archived)
#
There was a chap called Lars
Who was riding his bike on the grass
He started to cough
His saddle fell off
And the stem made a hole in his barse
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 17:22, archived)
# none of lines 1,2 or 5 rhyme
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 18:13, archived)
# you must be doing it wrong
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 23:49, archived)
# enjoy your cake
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 17:22, archived)
# Holy Cunting Candles Cap'n!!!
\o/
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 20:57, archived)
# 3PPB CDC CANDLES
*click*
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 21:52, archived)
# Woo yay and hooplah
You mad hairy bastard :) I miss you round here ....
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 21:52, archived)
#
Then when this shyte is all over come up to my little island for a free holiday. It's brilliant here. All you do is go North to John O' Groats, west a bit to Gills Bay then onto the ferry which docks about half a mile from our house. Got lots of toys, 4x4s and a boat for fucking about on Scapa Flow. Some pics in my profile :)
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 22:54, archived)
# Nice one captain :)
Seen the pics of your new place looks great.
Orkney bash ? Seriously bad world class fucking hangover last time we met.
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 23:15, archived)
# There's an idea.
I did a flying bash in Fordham so could do a floating one here. My mate on the next island
has a bigger boat who takes out 30 at a time looking for orca, whales and eagles. Them is bloody big birdies. As long as we haven't got a band in, there's 6 spare bedrooms in the main hoose plus an acre of land for camping. Might even throw in a distillery tour.
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 23:48, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 13:49, archived)
# Look closer at this picture
when he posted it it went viral, when he looked closer he found out why !
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 14:01, archived)
# Ah!
The Fear!
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 17:53, archived)
# Do Better!
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 14:05, archived)
# Maybe his head had not grow
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 19:34, archived)
# I heard he likes a little head
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 21:53, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 22:01, archived)
#
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 0:15, archived)
# *Sympathy replies*
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 16:22, archived)
# If it was Bart Simpson, you fuckers would be all over this shit.
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 19:48, archived)
# lol
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 20:56, archived)
# Even The Invisable Bart Simpson guy is not posting Bart Simpson
...End of Times
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 0:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Ray Harryhausen's funeral footage.

(, Tue 19 May 2020, 12:38, archived)
# Whoah! You've gone all out. :D :D
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 14:06, archived)
# i make no bones about it!
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 14:50, archived)
# +
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 17:23, archived)
#
This is a clear breach of the social distancing rules
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 21:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry] satire
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 8:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Popped a boner.
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 17:44, archived)
# That is first class.
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 18:55, archived)
# I see that the Scotch skeleton's porn tapes are still going strong...
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 19:16, archived)
# oui, d'accord
not fade away
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 19:28, archived)
# IT'S A PLAY ON WORDS
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 20:54, archived)
# I'm sorry you've written a joke
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 21:36, archived)
# b&?
:(
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 21:37, archived)
# rob's not about, you're safe
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 21:44, archived)
# few!
:)
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 21:49, archived)
# manyer
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 21:58, archived)
#
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 21:58, archived)
# I'm sorry I've written a haiku
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 22:51, archived)
#
This government asks
Maintain social distancing
People of Britain

Now is not the time
I say to you, the public
To be complacent

That's why I believe
Despite Covid related
Deaths at a March low

Each of them tragic
The hard work and sacrifice
Of our NHS

Must not be wasted
Don't clamour for Wetherspoons
A cheeky Nando's

Or other freedom
You think was taken away
The only movements

Permitted to you
Are to work, and your bowels
If you ask nicely
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 22:52, archived)
# how many haikus?
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 22:54, archived)
# Too many
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 23:25, archived)
# lesser
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 23:32, archived)
# They're called homosexual women now grandad
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 23:43, archived)
#
they +we
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 23:46, archived)
#
it has to be said
(just quietly, mind), that was
really rather good
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 3:38, archived)
# If you like that sort of thing.
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 14:00, archived)
# Just saw this now, it's
very, very nicely done.
Woo yay houpla pan
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 9:02, archived)
# Epic
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 22:31, archived)
# oh my! :O
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 1:10, archived)
[challenge entry] My daughter made this for a school project
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 15:24, archived)
# I was just about to rant at how shit the b3ta challenges have become
You have restored my faith *clicks*
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 15:40, archived)
# I like this
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 15:54, archived)
# ace
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 16:26, archived)
# Those eyes have seen some things.
Horrible, horrible things.
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 16:43, archived)
# 14 to go
What will it be?
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 17:10, archived)
# 13 now...omg...omg...omg....
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 17:54, archived)
#
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 18:03, archived)
#

(, Mon 18 May 2020, 19:22, archived)
# BAAWWWW!! :((
Hello! :D :D
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 19:56, archived)
# Based on a true story. In actual fact it was a Barbie doll, head first, her little legs still sticking out, one of her shoes missing
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 23:33, archived)
# Allegedly
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 23:33, archived)
# It was a Stretch Armstrong
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 1:07, archived)
# Ah, one size fits all
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 12:42, archived)
# Who told you about that?
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 16:39, archived)
# Mofaha made it up! He's a big fat phoney!
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 20:45, archived)
# I found a little shoe and followed the trail of shit and guilty tears.
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 22:10, archived)
# Sleep tight.
...'cause tomorrow, you're getting it.
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 0:41, archived)
# :) I saw this elsewhere, right?
WOO!
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 17:09, archived)
# the new normal could really affect sitcoms
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 13:47, archived)
# And then Trigger made a face...
Oh, sorry, wrong bar...
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Tibia or not Tibia?
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 13:03, archived)
[challenge entry] on a dark dark night, in a dark dark wood
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 11:54, archived)
# Maybe his leg had just restless
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 13:03, archived)
# Dynamic stretching
Sensible.
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 13:50, archived)
# Got to exercise during lock down
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 15:58, archived)
[challenge entry] wha wha tusi
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 11:19, archived)
# waheyyyy
(, Mon 18 May 2020, 14:27, archived)
# Very cool!
Is that rotoscoped?
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 6:33, archived)
# Yes
Cant find it now but the footage had a great big watermark on it that prevented me from using it elsewhere.
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 8:03, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 18:12, archived)
# Not the one
(, Tue 19 May 2020, 21:55, archived)

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