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# It's 240 miles to Durham, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of paracetamol, it's daft because I've got Coronavirus. Hit it
(, Sat 23 May 2020, 15:05, archived)
# Masterful
(, Sat 23 May 2020, 15:25, archived)
# fp this now!
woo and also yay
(, Sat 23 May 2020, 17:11, archived)
# Some call them "laws", others call them "advisory guidelines that can be ignored if mildly inconvenient"
(, Sat 23 May 2020, 17:28, archived)
# Laws are for peasants, not VIPs.
(, Sat 23 May 2020, 20:35, archived)
# Mmmm...
(, Sat 23 May 2020, 14:58, archived)
#
(, Sun 24 May 2020, 14:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 23 May 2020, 14:33, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 May 2020, 3:05, archived)
# accordion mans
(, Sat 23 May 2020, 4:04, archived)
# accordion mans
doing the things accordions can
what's he like?
it's not important
accordion man
(, Sat 23 May 2020, 11:35, archived)
# This is so beautiful
(, Sat 23 May 2020, 23:38, archived)
# accordion mans hates triangle man
they have a fight, accordion wins
accordion man
(, Sat 23 May 2020, 14:44, archived)
# TRUE STORY
(, Sat 23 May 2020, 23:38, archived)
# My mans and dem
...fuck is wrong wit dem?!?
(, Sat 23 May 2020, 14:47, archived)
# ZZ TOP
Cheap Sunglasses
(, Sat 23 May 2020, 4:34, archived)
# Every girl crazy 'bout a three eyed man
(, Sat 23 May 2020, 13:32, archived)
# HA! The only LOOK cheap...
(, Sat 23 May 2020, 14:46, archived)
# free the bird
(, Sat 23 May 2020, 14:04, archived)
#
(, Sat 23 May 2020, 14:46, archived)
# DMT Lemmy is vibrating in another universe.
(, Sat 23 May 2020, 20:36, archived)
# Those aren’t warts they’re planets!
(, Sat 23 May 2020, 23:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 20:27, archived)
# would watch
(, Sat 23 May 2020, 13:13, archived)
# Haha!!
(, Sat 23 May 2020, 23:31, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 18:51, archived)
# Meta B3ta
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 18:55, archived)
# I think that's croissant road down there
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 19:40, archived)
# *NOM*NOM*
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 19:49, archived)
# Is that a chicken
croissant road?
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 20:59, archived)
# needz moor Star Wars
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 21:44, archived)
# I appreciated it.
(, Sat 23 May 2020, 20:37, archived)
# Nah,
that's not Hamburg.
(, Sun 24 May 2020, 11:19, archived)
# In visible jokes are never front paged
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 19:41, archived)
# Not a joke!
Deviant Artz iz interfacing my invizability. Bart Simpson not allowed. I will hold my breath and pout until old format is restored. Waaaaaaa!!! D':
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 19:48, archived)
# I don't like the new b3ta ignore function, might go and cry about it on the bodybuilding.com misc forum
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 19:55, archived)
# That is a great idea.
Make sure you post a pic that you didn't make, and let them know when your birthday is.
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 20:04, archived)
# Also......
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 20:16, archived)
# I hope that's not you
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 20:31, archived)
#
Ha Ha....it's not. XD
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 20:35, archived)
# You've made it!
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 20:46, archived)
# Granted, 90% was just shit replies. XD
9% shit photoshops and drawings
1% half decent work
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 21:40, archived)
# Congrats!
he would wood
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 20:46, archived)
# I came...I saw...I destroyed.
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 21:41, archived)
# I usually nap after step 1
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 22:16, archived)
# Take more vitamins.
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 23:00, archived)
# CONGRATS!!!!
You can die a happy man now.


...or just die, LOL
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 21:05, archived)
# I'm not a man... I'm a fucking legend.
Just like Batman!
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 21:43, archived)
# Yeah Dawg!!!
(NOT MY IMAGE)
(, Sat 23 May 2020, 1:07, archived)
# Schweeeeeeet!
(, Sat 23 May 2020, 2:57, archived)
# Yay!
A life wasted.
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 21:20, archived)
# He escaped it, he's never going back again.
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 21:29, archived)
# Both of you were here also :/
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 21:42, archived)
# In the car park of the dunwich building with a naked man dancing about, you mean
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 21:47, archived)
# yes
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 22:01, archived)
# We all bought you a present for the occasion
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 21:25, archived)
# Killer Bee
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 21:38, archived)
#
\o/
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 22:09, archived)
# o/'
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 22:58, archived)
# BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 22:39, archived)
# ^THIS!
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 22:59, archived)
# FUCK
50000
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 23:21, archived)
# Best of all the sexbots
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 23:34, archived)
# Shameful...I know.
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 23:59, archived)
# No, awesome
Bat-awesome
(, Sat 23 May 2020, 0:20, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 23 May 2020, 0:31, archived)
# ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
(, Sat 23 May 2020, 0:42, archived)
# woo yay
and to a lesser extent hoopla
(, Sat 23 May 2020, 14:05, archived)
#
party's over, yo
(, Sat 23 May 2020, 16:36, archived)
# Terrible bullying of popular b3ta member tonyb3ta70010

greetings
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 20:39, archived)
#
many users hate it
many users hate it
many users hate it
many users hate it
many users hate it
many users hate it
many users hate it
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 20:45, archived)
# How dare you sully PAINTING CONTEST! :(
(, Sat 23 May 2020, 13:36, archived)
# Sorry
not sorry
(, Sat 23 May 2020, 14:34, archived)
#
nice legs
(, Sat 23 May 2020, 16:36, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
:((
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 21:04, archived)
# YES!
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 21:38, archived)
# Do invisible Simpsons bleed?
(, Sat 23 May 2020, 1:32, archived)
# Yeah...but you can't see the blood...it's invisible.
(, Sat 23 May 2020, 2:58, archived)
# Lockdown has forced broadcasters to look for innovative new shows to fill their schedules
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 15:14, archived)
# Blacktip reef sharks go home
This is a sea for hard-working, God-fearing Great Whites
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 17:38, archived)
# Apparently Trump's pushing his colouring book on his followers
Here's a suggestion for the 'Deluxe' edition
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 4:30, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 9:11, archived)
# *COLORING
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 14:17, archived)
# Oukay Pedrou
if you say sou
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 14:24, archived)
#
Damn forrinz. Comin over 'ere an teaching us English >.<

:)
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 14:51, archived)
# No u
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 17:35, archived)
# fUk off
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 20:06, archived)
# *Coulouring
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 20:48, archived)
# Yor all gay
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 21:31, archived)
# pffft.
(, Sat 23 May 2020, 12:49, archived)
# Colonring
(, Sun 24 May 2020, 1:07, archived)
# Oh dear, you've done it now.
(, Sun 24 May 2020, 1:07, archived)
# eeewooooweeewoooeeeewoooo
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 22:38, archived)
# IDGI
Is the last frame supposed to have an erect penis in it or no penis at all? What am I missing?
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 22:52, archived)
# You’re missing a penis
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 2:01, archived)
# I have extra
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 2:21, archived)
# We know...
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 2:41, archived)
# #FAKENEWS
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 14:00, archived)
# We believe it though.
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 20:14, archived)
# Am I though?
Cost the joke seems to rely on the presence of an erect penis, but I can't see one in that last picture. Was Edward Woodward's cock famously tiny?

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS JOKE TO ME??
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 14:05, archived)
# It's possible
I've been watching The Equalizer on TV quite a lot recently and can confirm that not once have I been distracted by the sight of EW's trouser bulge...

(This thread may have made my viewing of future episodes rather uncomfortable...)
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 14:31, archived)
# It's funny because "Terry Wogan"
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 16:57, archived)
# you fucking idiot
he would wood,

not has wood
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 18:11, archived)
# Jesus, shut the fuck up already.
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 19:28, archived)
# When I find myself in times of trouble or despair, I like to ask myself, "What would Edward Woodward do?"
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 0:28, archived)
# There was/is an Israeli tennis player called Dudi Sela.
Unfortunately I never managed to engineer a situation where I could legitimately ask someone if he won a match by saying "how did Dudi do?"
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 8:06, archived)
# Why does "Edward Woodward" have so many d's in his name?
Because being called *Ewar Woowar* is just stupid.
(, Sat 23 May 2020, 7:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 0:32, archived)
#
How much wood would a Woodward wood if a Woodward could wood wood?
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 7:25, archived)
# Managed to retrieve this picture of a kitten on a skateboard
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 9:24, archived)
# heh
and I even recognise that hospital
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 10:39, archived)
# Faceberg
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 20:32, archived)
# icy what you did there...
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 21:03, archived)
# Pfft
Get back to doing your weird limb thing kaleidoscope funny stuff.;)
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 22:04, archived)
# Really?
People like that stuff? I thought it annoyed everyone
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 22:16, archived)
# A lot of things annoy me and many things make me happy
Your 'stuff' makes me happy :)
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Pfft!
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 22:37, archived)
# 'ave a click, µ8
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 22:28, archived)
# Very good
But not terribly accurate I fear; I doubt very much that Zuckerberg has any hidden depths.
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 22:40, archived)
# The Loveberg.
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 12:03, archived)
# He's a failed clone!
I knew it!
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 14:07, archived)
# fuuuck
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 16:47, archived)
[challenge entry] There's always someone faster.
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 13:34, archived)
# Cartoon horses have real bones :D
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 13:43, archived)
# PS: U KILT TEH B3TA
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 19:15, archived)
# RIP
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 19:35, archived)
# You can't b3ta dead horse.
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 19:59, archived)
# Che, Cher, Chers, Cheers?
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 11:58, archived)
# Cheers
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 12:20, archived)
# Cheers
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 12:23, archived)
# Cheers
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 13:28, archived)
# Cheers
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 15:09, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 12:23, archived)
# Cheers
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 13:11, archived)
# Cheers
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 13:29, archived)
# cheers
chevron
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 22:06, archived)
# Cheers
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 23:30, archived)
# Cheer's
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 23:30, archived)
# Cheers
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 13:28, archived)
# Cheech
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 13:43, archived)
# Ahh, missed a trick there!
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 15:09, archived)
# Who is he?
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 20:46, archived)
# The best agent of shield
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 22:34, archived)
# legless
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 14:25, archived)
# n r hart'z 5eva
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 19:03, archived)
# Chears
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 18:03, archived)
# The rare felted wool One-Eyed Trouser Trout. Nature is healing!


(, Thu 21 May 2020, 11:25, archived)
# nice :)
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 11:30, archived)
# Excellent
Nice colouring
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 11:57, archived)
# All things bright and beautiful
Nature in its splendour, well done!
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 17:03, archived)
# the box of tissues
is a bit of a giveaway, mate.
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 20:48, archived)
# WE
ARE THE VIRUS
(, Fri 22 May 2020, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] The price of progress
(Sorry Pedro)
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 1:28, archived)
# A total eclipse on DeviantArt

Hi everyone!. Now DeviantArt sucks because today a new interface was launched on the site called "Eclipse" and many users hate it. This image that was made by me, is a total eclipse with the DeviantArt logo.

Click for bigger (694 kb)

The old design was much better than new, the Eclipse version removed the categories, now is horrible, many "Deviant" uses claims the return of the old interface that was removed today and replace by that awful new "Eclipse" design.

(, Wed 20 May 2020, 23:12, archived)
# No-one here cares, hth
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 23:55, archived)
# ^ this
But interesting that the Simpsons are supporting the protest.
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 0:26, archived)
# Oh come on admit it you’re just envious, we all are
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 2:55, archived)
# Psychedelic Warlord probably does, or whatever it is he's calling himself now.
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 10:06, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 0:30, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 0:38, archived)
#
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 0:48, archived)
# FTFY
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 1:23, archived)
# If this is the comedy account of a regular I’m seriously in awe of their work and their level of commitment to the role
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 2:54, archived)
# Just kidding Anthonyb3ta70100, I know it’s you really πŸ‘πŸΌ
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 2:57, archived)
# it's good that you explained the joke
that always makes it funnier
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 10:28, archived)
# NEEDZ MOAR INVIZINIPS SNOPMIMPONS
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 11:36, archived)
# Southend seafront is so bracing
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 19:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 17:08, archived)
# Shit! ...I just remembered I'm almost out of peanut butter.
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 1:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 15:38, archived)
# He was always the misanthropic one
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 13:59, archived)
# I love a bit of Leftfield
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 23:06, archived)
# :) Leftism
(, Thu 21 May 2020, 3:07, archived)
# the lad himself
(, Wed 20 May 2020, 13:49, archived)

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