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It's 240 miles to Durham, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of paracetamol, it's daft because I've got Coronavirus. Hit it
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Sat 23 May 2020, 15:05,
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Masterful
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz ,
Sat 23 May 2020, 15:25,
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fp this now!
woo and also yay
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empire of the pussycat requires more champage ,
Sat 23 May 2020, 17:11,
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Some call them "laws", others call them "advisory guidelines that can be ignored if mildly inconvenient"
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ ,
Sat 23 May 2020, 17:28,
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Laws are for peasants, not VIPs.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sat 23 May 2020, 20:35,
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Mmmm...
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Ninj ,
Sat 23 May 2020, 14:58,
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delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997! ,
Sun 24 May 2020, 14:33,
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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium ,
Sat 23 May 2020, 14:33,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 23 May 2020, 3:05,
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accordion mans
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Sat 23 May 2020, 4:04,
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accordion mans
doing the things accordions can what's he like? it's not important accordion man
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maia is thinking about gnomes ,
Sat 23 May 2020, 11:35,
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This is so beautiful
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Sat 23 May 2020, 23:38,
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accordion mans hates triangle man
they have a fight, accordion wins accordion man
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sticklebricks it's you daddy! ,
Sat 23 May 2020, 14:44,
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TRUE STORY
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Sat 23 May 2020, 23:38,
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My mans and dem
...fuck is wrong wit dem?!?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 23 May 2020, 14:47,
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ZZ TOP
Cheap Sunglasses
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 23 May 2020, 4:34,
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Every girl crazy 'bout a three eyed man
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97800 ,
Sat 23 May 2020, 13:32,
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HA! The only LOOK cheap...
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 23 May 2020, 14:46,
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free the bird
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Sat 23 May 2020, 14:04,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 23 May 2020, 14:46,
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DMT Lemmy is vibrating in another universe.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sat 23 May 2020, 20:36,
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Those aren’t warts they’re planets!
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Sat 23 May 2020, 23:39,
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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 20:27,
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would watch
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Sat 23 May 2020, 13:13,
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Haha!!
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The Legendary Pink Dot isn't impressed by this whole "internet" thing ,
Sat 23 May 2020, 23:31,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 18:51,
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Meta B3ta
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Dick Wonder โ wโโโy, wโแตฅy wโโdโแตฃ ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 18:55,
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I think that's croissant road down there
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97800 ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 19:40,
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*NOM*NOM*
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 19:49,
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Is that a chicken
croissant road?
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davyclam ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 20:59,
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needz moor Star Wars
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 21:44,
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I appreciated it.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sat 23 May 2020, 20:37,
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Nah,
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,, ,
Sun 24 May 2020, 11:19,
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In visible jokes are never front paged
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97800 ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 19:41,
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Not a joke!
Deviant Artz iz interfacing my invizability. Bart Simpson not allowed. I will hold my breath and pout until old format is restored. Waaaaaaa!!! D':
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 19:48,
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I don't like the new b3ta ignore function, might go and cry about it on the bodybuilding.com misc forum
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97800 ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 19:55,
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That is a great idea.
Make sure you post a pic that you didn't make, and let them know when your birthday is.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 20:04,
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Also......
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 20:16,
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I hope that's not you
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97800 ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 20:31,
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Ha Ha....it's not. XD
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 20:35,
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You've made it!
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dirk speedrift Sit doon ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 20:46,
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Granted, 90% was just shit replies. XD
9% shit photoshops and drawings 1% half decent work
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 21:40,
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Congrats!
he would wood
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gub~gub Established board n00b ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 20:46,
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I came...I saw...I destroyed.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 21:41,
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I usually nap after step 1
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gub~gub Established board n00b ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 22:16,
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Take more vitamins.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 23:00,
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CONGRATS!!!!
You can die a happy man now. ...or just die, LOL
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 21:05,
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I'm not a man... I'm a fucking legend.
Just like Batman!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 21:43,
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Yeah Dawg!!!
(NOT MY IMAGE)
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 23 May 2020, 1:07,
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Schweeeeeeet!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 23 May 2020, 2:57,
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Yay!
A life wasted.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 21:20,
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He escaped it, he's never going back again.
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97800 ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 21:29,
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Both of you were here also :/
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 21:42,
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In the car park of the dunwich building with a naked man dancing about, you mean
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97800 ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 21:47,
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yes
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 22:01,
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We all bought you a present for the occasion
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gub~gub Established board n00b ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 21:25,
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Killer Bee
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 21:38,
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\o/
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unclepills ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 22:09,
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o/'
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 22:58,
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 22:39,
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^THIS!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 22:59,
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FUCK
50000
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Tagnut loves pies ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 23:21,
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Best of all the sexbots
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97800 ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 23:34,
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Shameful...I know.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 23:59,
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No, awesome
Bat-awesome
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Tagnut loves pies ,
Sat 23 May 2020, 0:20,
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Sat 23 May 2020, 0:31,
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 23 May 2020, 0:42,
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woo yay
and to a lesser extent hoopla
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Sat 23 May 2020, 14:05,
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party's over, yo
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 23 May 2020, 16:36,
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Terrible bullying of popular b3ta member tonyb3ta70010
greetings
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 20:39,
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many users hate it many users hate it many users hate it many users hate it many users hate it many users hate it many users hate it
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 20:45,
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How dare you sully PAINTING CONTEST! :(
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sat 23 May 2020, 13:36,
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Sorry
not sorry
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Sat 23 May 2020, 14:34,
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nice legs
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 23 May 2020, 16:36,
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
:((
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 21:04,
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YES!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 21:38,
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Do invisible Simpsons bleed?
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Pizopop was here ,
Sat 23 May 2020, 1:32,
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Yeah...but you can't see the blood...it's invisible.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Sat 23 May 2020, 2:58,
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Lockdown has forced broadcasters to look for innovative new shows to fill their schedules
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hagbardsapple no dialogue with twunts ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 15:14,
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Blacktip reef sharks go home
This is a sea for hard-working, God-fearing Great Whites
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rogerzilla ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 17:38,
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Apparently Trump's pushing his colouring book on his followers
Here's a suggestion for the 'Deluxe' edition
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Pizopop was here ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 4:30,
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:)
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Chumps ๐ ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 9:11,
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*COLORING
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 14:17,
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Oukay Pedrou
if you say sou
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 14:24,
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Damn forrinz. Comin over 'ere an teaching us English >.< :)
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Chumps ๐ ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 14:51,
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No u
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97800 ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 17:35,
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fUk off
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 20:06,
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*Coulouring
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gub~gub Established board n00b ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 20:48,
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Yor all gay
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Chumps ๐ ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 21:31,
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pffft.
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Sat 23 May 2020, 12:49,
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Colonring
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sun 24 May 2020, 1:07,
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Oh dear, you've done it now.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Sun 24 May 2020, 1:07,
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eeewooooweeewoooeeeewoooo
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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 22:38,
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IDGI
Is the last frame supposed to have an erect penis in it or no penis at all? What am I missing?
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brb homonecrobatrachophile ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 22:52,
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You’re missing a penis
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 2:01,
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I have extra
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 2:21,
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We know...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 2:41,
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#FAKENEWS
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 14:00,
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We believe it though.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 20:14,
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Am I though?
Cost the joke seems to rely on the presence of an erect penis, but I can't see one in that last picture. Was Edward Woodward's cock famously tiny? WILL SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS JOKE TO ME??
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brb homonecrobatrachophile ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 14:05,
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It's possible
I've been watching The Equalizer on TV quite a lot recently and can confirm that not once have I been distracted by the sight of EW's trouser bulge... (This thread may have made my viewing of future episodes rather uncomfortable...)
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,, ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 14:31,
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It's funny because "Terry Wogan"
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97800 ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 16:57,
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you fucking idiot
he would wood, not has wood
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sticklebricks it's you daddy! ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 18:11,
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Jesus, shut the fuck up already.
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 19:28,
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When I find myself in times of trouble or despair, I like to ask myself, "What would Edward Woodward do?"
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 0:28,
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There was/is an Israeli tennis player called Dudi Sela.
Unfortunately I never managed to engineer a situation where I could legitimately ask someone if he won a match by saying "how did Dudi do?"
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 8:06,
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Why does "Edward Woodward" have so many d's in his name?
Because being called *Ewar Woowar* is just stupid.
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alloydog ,
Sat 23 May 2020, 7:21,
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squid head ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 0:32,
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How much wood would a Woodward wood if a Woodward could wood wood?
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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 7:25,
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Managed to retrieve this picture of a kitten on a skateboard
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 9:24,
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heh
and I even recognise that hospital
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Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr. ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 10:39,
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Faceberg
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2kindsofherring ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 20:32,
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icy what you did there...
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 21:03,
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Pfft
Get back to doing your weird limb thing kaleidoscope funny stuff.;)
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 22:04,
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Really?
People like that stuff? I thought it annoyed everyone
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 22:16,
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A lot of things annoy me and many things make me happy
Your 'stuff' makes me happy :)
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 22:21,
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Pfft!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 22:37,
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'ave a click, µ8
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Woodkovsky โน๏ธโ๐ปโ๐ฝโ๐ฃโ๐ฉโ๐งปโ๐ ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 22:28,
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Very good
But not terribly accurate I fear; I doubt very much that Zuckerberg has any hidden depths.
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jonbob loves you ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 22:40,
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The Loveberg.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 12:03,
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He's a failed clone!
I knew it!
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brb homonecrobatrachophile ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 14:07,
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fuuuck
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 16:47,
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There's always someone faster.
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TheCrookitFigger ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 13:34,
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Cartoon horses have real bones :D
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 13:43,
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PS: U KILT TEH B3TA
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 19:15,
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RIP
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97800 ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 19:35,
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You can't b3ta dead horse.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 19:59,
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Che, Cher, Chers, Cheers?
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 11:58,
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Cheers
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Cheers Cheers ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 12:20,
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Cheers
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$$ โ
,
Thu 21 May 2020, 12:23,
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Cheers
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97800 ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 13:28,
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Cheers
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 15:09,
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Cheers!
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$$ โ
,
Thu 21 May 2020, 12:23,
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Cheers
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Cheers Cheers ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 13:11,
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Cheers
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97800 ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 13:29,
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cheers
chevron
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 22:06,
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Cheers
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97800 ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 23:30,
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Cheer's
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97800 ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 23:30,
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Cheers
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97800 ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 13:28,
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Cheech
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 13:43,
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Ahh, missed a trick there!
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 15:09,
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Cch
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97800 ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 17:05,
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Who is he?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 20:46,
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The best agent of shield
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97800 ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 22:34,
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legless
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beepeedee Inner City Sumo ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 14:25,
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n r hart'z 5eva
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97800 ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 19:03,
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Chears
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JauntyArt ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 18:03,
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The rare felted wool One-Eyed Trouser Trout. Nature is healing!
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Kimbo ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 11:25,
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nice :)
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ozof ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 11:30,
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Excellent
Nice colouring
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 11:57,
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All things bright and beautiful
Nature in its splendour, well done!
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dirk speedrift Sit doon ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 17:03,
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the box of tissues
is a bit of a giveaway, mate.
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davyclam ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 20:48,
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WE
ARE THE VIRUS
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on ,
Fri 22 May 2020, 14:51,
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The price of progress
(Sorry Pedro)
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Pizopop was here ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 1:28,
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A total eclipse on DeviantArt
Hi everyone!. Now DeviantArt sucks because today a new interface was launched on the site called "Eclipse" and many users hate it. This image that was made by me, is a total eclipse with the DeviantArt logo.Click for bigger (694 kb) The old design was much better than new, the Eclipse version removed the categories, now is horrible, many "Deviant" uses claims the return of the old interface that was removed today and replace by that awful new "Eclipse" design.
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Anthonyb3ta70100 ,
Wed 20 May 2020, 23:12,
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No-one here cares, hth
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97800 ,
Wed 20 May 2020, 23:55,
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^ this
But interesting that the Simpsons are supporting the protest.
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 0:26,
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Oh come on admit it you’re just envious, we all are
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 2:55,
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Psychedelic Warlord probably does, or whatever it is he's calling himself now.
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Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap' ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 10:06,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 0:30,
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squid head ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 0:38,
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squid head ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 0:48,
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FTFY
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Pizopop was here ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 1:23,
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If this is the comedy account of a regular I’m seriously in awe of their work and their level of commitment to the role
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 2:54,
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Just kidding Anthonyb3ta70100, I know it’s you really ๐๐ผ
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 2:57,
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it's good that you explained the joke
that always makes it funnier
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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 10:28,
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NEEDZ MOAR INVIZINIPS SNOPMIMPONS
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b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique! ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 11:36,
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Southend seafront is so bracing
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 20 May 2020, 19:39,
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TheCrookitFigger ,
Wed 20 May 2020, 17:08,
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Shit! ...I just remembered I'm almost out of peanut butter.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 1:14,
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LS18 ,
Wed 20 May 2020, 15:38,
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He was always the misanthropic one
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rogerzilla ,
Wed 20 May 2020, 16:25,
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LS18 ,
Wed 20 May 2020, 13:59,
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I love a bit of Leftfield
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 20 May 2020, 23:06,
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:) Leftism
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LS18 ,
Thu 21 May 2020, 3:07,
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the lad himself
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driverchris ,
Wed 20 May 2020, 13:49,
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