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# On this day in history: [2007] The exciting and satisfying finale to season seven of 'Gilmore Girls' airs on AMC—to widespread acclaim!
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 23:38, archived)
# You're getting good use out of that FaceApp genderswap app, aren't you?
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 0:11, archived)
#
Well y'know. A bit of skill as well :)
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 0:17, archived)
# A bit of skill as well, is that what you're saying?
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 20:12, archived)
# Yeah...you have to push the button very carefully.
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 20:27, archived)
# You mean, very quickly? Oh god I’ll never get the hang of this.
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 23:18, archived)
# It does the work for you, man!
Click it! Click it!.....Fuck!....
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 23:58, archived)
# I think I’ll leave it up to you internet buffs, it’s all a bit too complicated for me.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 1:17, archived)
# Discovers app, sets out to use it.
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 9:40, archived)
# B&
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 0:09, archived)
# it's a bit small
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 10:52, archived)
# That's what she said
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 11:33, archived)
# What do you mean? Who said that?
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 20:04, archived)
# What must we infer from your silence? That ‘she’ is, indeed, ur nan
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 23:19, archived)
# That is correct
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 0:25, archived)
# Ok thanks for the clarification
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 1:19, archived)
# Blatant cis-normative binary gender bias in full effect
Edit: Are you Graham Linehan?
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 20:09, archived)
#
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 23:14, archived)
# Holm sweet Holm.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 23:34, archived)
#
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 0:08, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 9:40, archived)
# Personally I don't believe in Winny The Poo
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 20:10, archived)
# Penny

(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 22:10, archived)
# Oh god
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 22:12, archived)
# amused me
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 22:59, archived)
# !
cheers :)
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 23:18, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 7:03, archived)
# Spang
Yay
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 11:58, archived)
# Cripes
They haven’t said β€œNEW PENNY” for nearly 40 years.
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 12:59, archived)
# Oh ffs!
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 17:48, archived)
# ^
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 20:11, archived)
# Now do 'Penny Farting'
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 16:05, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 21:12, archived)
[challenge entry] AnGULLa Merkel, or Angela MerGULL? Please yourselves...

(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 19:37, archived)
# Dave Cameron doing his best Selwyn Froggitt impersonation there
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 22:38, archived)
# Vivienne, Nell, Michaela, and Erika - The Golden Girls first aired today 35 years ago!
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 14:13, archived)
# Did
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 14:15, archived)
# triffic! :)
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 14:16, archived)
# Rik's pretty hot
Mike looks like an American C&W singer though
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 14:56, archived)
#
Mike looks a bit like Rachel Maddow (MSNBC News anchor in Murca :)
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 15:00, archived)
# Mike looks like a pushy realtor
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 15:05, archived)
# is that Fearne Cotton on the right?
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 15:07, archived)
# brill
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 15:12, archived)
# I humbly bestow this a woo.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 15:14, archived)
# Nicely done
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 15:20, archived)
# Cor!
even if you would, I think she probably would too in this situation.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 15:40, archived)
# Mike looks a bit like Tasmin Greig
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 15:41, archived)
# yes!
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 17:52, archived)
# I thought a young Glenn Close...
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 10:24, archived)
# \o/
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 15:46, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 17:05, archived)
# FP this forever!
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 17:30, archived)
# Nice
Very nice
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 17:43, archived)
# wow
good work this
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 18:11, archived)
# What the...
Amazing
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 18:23, archived)
# <3 <3 <3
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 18:45, archived)
# I don't even know what I'm looking at
This is sorcery sir.

Impressive. And disturbingly arousing.

(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 19:06, archived)
# And arousingly disturbing
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 21:41, archived)
# b3ta
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 21:13, archived)
# Yes, it’s not complicated is it.
Or perhaps it is.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 21:41, archived)
# Bravo!
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 22:48, archived)
# Betty Gilpin's looking well, you FaceApp-ing CUNT.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 23:36, archived)
# This is twisting my head is really good way
Well done!
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 14:41, archived)
# *Conflicted*
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 20:26, archived)
# Ha!
Well done =)
(, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Mark Poissoncois
Granted, for "names that sound like animals" this one is a stretch.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 13:28, archived)
# shopped pics only
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 13:41, archived)
# ^
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 14:21, archived)
# ^
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 18:03, archived)
# Haha!
Holy blobfish batman.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 14:03, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 15:12, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ace
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 15:47, archived)
# What a mess.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 17:30, archived)
# Arf
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 18:33, archived)
# :[]
I like it
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 22:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Rebecca Long-Neck Bailey


Although in reality she looks a bit like a human Gnop.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 12:49, archived)
# Sounds great
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 12:55, archived)
#
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 13:03, archived)
# Potato-shopped pics only please.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 13:12, archived)
# Yes
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 11:59, archived)
# Rebecca So-Long-Bailey
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 13:11, archived)
# Oh I do hope so.
I'm a fringe lunatic lefty and even I think she's a dialectic-powered robot.
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 16:35, archived)
# 'gnops'
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 23:15, archived)
# tom waits white supremacist album
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 8:32, archived)
# #infest
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 10:48, archived)
#
white supremacist album for no man
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 11:19, archived)
#
white supremacist album . That's what he does.

Tick followed tock followed tick followed tock followed tick.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 12:09, archived)
# I almost did this, but thought it might be lost on Teh USAan Boarder's
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 12:20, archived)
# Just add in some hilarious satire about Sleepy Joe or Crazy Bernie, and they'll be right on board.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 12:43, archived)
# they played guiness ads in australia,
I think it's a decent market for them. Though I noticed those cans with fizzy ball in them are half the price in the states. Australia a fucking rip-off country for a lot of things. A bit like britain used to be when the pound was flying high, and everywhere else seemed cheap by comparison
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 10:16, archived)
# GUINNESS
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 17:40, archived)
# ginness
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 0:05, archived)
# you say tom waits on
I say tom watson
let's call the whole thing off
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 12:13, archived)
# No respect.
I had to use a fucking Magic Shoehorn to make that!
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 17:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Peter Mandrillson
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 23:01, archived)
# This is his form after dark.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 17:06, archived)
# I love his first album.
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 16:38, archived)
# Somebody deleted Pedro's thread! 0_0
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 21:14, archived)
# Here you go-
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 22:31, archived)
# Is this a Facebook post?
This looks like a FACEBOOK post.
People on FACEBOOK enjoy this type of thing.
Looks like a FACEBOOK post.
You should put it on FACEBOOK.
They like shit like this.
On FACEBOOK.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 22:34, archived)
# Is this a b3ta post?
It doesn't look like a b3ta post.
This is not the type of stuff established members enjoy on b3ta.
Doesn't look like a b3ta post.
Maybe shouldn't post this on b3ta.
They don't like this kind of shit.
On b3ta.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 23:16, archived)
# Also: Did you make that?
Tineye says you didn't.
jusssayin
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 23:24, archived)
# It's 100% gub~gub original
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 0:44, archived)
# FP NEOWWWW!
Also: What's a 'Dont' ?
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 1:13, archived)
# Donald T.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 1:37, archived)
# Oh...makes complete sense.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 1:54, archived)
# Should have used the heel lol
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 22:32, archived)
# Or maybe Toe-st.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 22:33, archived)
# toats
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 23:12, archived)
# I'd gankle a stamp...nevermind...
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 23:19, archived)
# I'd gamble an std to get to know her better
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 1:47, archived)
# You arch a very weird guy...and a heel.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 1:52, archived)
# You toedally need to try to stop being so podantic
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 4:05, archived)
# I might have to use a pedo file...that should do the trick.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 4:48, archived)
# The tattoos say contemporary, the room says 70's, the feet say Pedro
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 23:12, archived)
# The shape says smoking hot.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 23:18, archived)
# the jowl says egotistic and annoying
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 0:23, archived)
# The lounging on the floor says that her chair is broken.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 0:32, archived)
# The carpet says it doesn't match the drapes
and it don't give a damn
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 1:39, archived)
# The bread on her foot says she is a free spirit...and will probably have sex with you....after an expensive dinner.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 1:53, archived)
# but
what does the fox say?
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 11:24, archived)
# I'm just here for coffee.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 17:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 16:12, archived)
# I'll have an E please Bob
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 16:59, archived)
# ;)
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 19:50, archived)
[challenge entry] "Look at those hands. Are they small hands? If they're small, something else must be small."
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 15:58, archived)
# hands are nicely to scale
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 10:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Nicola
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Kier Lama
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 14:28, archived)
# haha!
excellent
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 15:35, archived)
# Al Gorpaca
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 15:41, archived)
# I see he's just booted Rebecca Long-Tailed Duck.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 15:43, archived)
# Kier Starmer?
A licky boom boom down.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 15:07, archived)
# Bojogoround
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 13:25, archived)
#
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 1:47, archived)
# Gayshift bus was over 2 hours ago
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 2:30, archived)
# Keeping the bus ticking over
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 9:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 9:05, archived)
# TLDR
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 13:11, archived)
# "Massive wall of text" is about all I'm capable of now.
That, and criticising other people.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 13:14, archived)
# It's what this great nation was built on.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 14:15, archived)
# PARKLIFE!
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 17:22, archived)
# Mornington Crescent!
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 16:28, archived)
# tl;dr*
*ok I read it, but I didn't enjoy it.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 17:53, archived)
# I remembered Trainspotting
as being a bit punchier.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 19:52, archived)
# I almost did it in that format
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 19:54, archived)
# alright JK
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 0:42, archived)
# All true.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 17:10, archived)
# little bit giles
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 9:02, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 22:37, archived)
# OOK ACK HIS ICKLE FACE...
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 0:23, archived)
# holy fuck!
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 0:53, archived)
# Nice Prodigy album cover
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 2:09, archived)
# I could see no way to mix the three elements naturally so just went all in with the garishness.
Also my GIMP's blur tool has stopped working. Dunno why.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 14:51, archived)
# easily distracted
(, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 21:27, archived)
# @this_vid
Mark Stacey off Antiques Roadtrip retweeted this. If that's not success, I don't know what is.
(, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 22:37, archived)
# Saving all the lurkers a bit of work
(, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 23:23, archived)
#
You forgot jaunty language like "dis", but otherwise perfect.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 13:04, archived)
# Genius
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 6:36, archived)
# Great stuff
superb detail with the eyes too
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 10:55, archived)
#
I came in here to say great work, and got distracted by the other GIF.

I guess it's appropriate, given the title....

But great work! It's quite hypnotic.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 15:32, archived)
# Top notch work
as always
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 17:38, archived)
# I just thought...
Is he a Jedi? We think he's following the flag, but what if he has mind powers?

Think the red menace away!
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 18:32, archived)
# Kind of not fair.......I would be distracted too.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 21:31, archived)
# Superb stuff.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 7:23, archived)
# Lol
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 9:15, archived)
# Cracking one!
(, Fri 26 Jun 2020, 17:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Nigel Farog
I'm not too proud to pick the low-hanging fruit.

(, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 18:26, archived)
# Nicely!
(, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 19:33, archived)
# Ribbit*
*ᡗʰᡃⁿᡏ ΚΈα΅’α΅˜
(, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 19:35, archived)
# You made him less slimy.
(, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 20:53, archived)
# But would you lick him?
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 0:25, archived)
# Just no.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 14:47, archived)
# I miss Frogbeat :(
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 0:54, archived)
# He was just....
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 2:13, archived)
# You want to kiss his bottom.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 13:55, archived)
# Actually I want to suck his dick
But this isn't the place to discuss that
(, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 14:21, archived)

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