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# "Dominic Cumt is feeling down in the dumps because everyone thinks he's a right cumt"

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(, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 9:25, archived)
# I can hear the theme tune.
DA DA. DA DA. DOMS A CUMT.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 9:27, archived)
# Unfortunately he's getting his wish to reform Whitehall with the resignation of the top civil servant
the cumt!
(, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 9:40, archived)
# "resignation", yeah
(, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 13:50, archived)
# You missed out Combat Flump
(, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Vegetable Rights & Peace
(, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 9:18, archived)
# Like it
(, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 10:37, archived)
# I like this as well
Though for some reason I had to open this post in a separate window to do so, which is odd
(, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 11:55, archived)
# Great!
(, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 13:40, archived)
#
Magnificent
(, Thu 2 Jul 2020, 0:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Ecce Kimmo
(, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 8:16, archived)
# Perfect.
Ernie from Sesame Street.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 8:50, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 12:34, archived)
# BLM
(, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 7:44, archived)
# sounds great
(, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 4:59, archived)
# Have you shopped their hands or are they all giving that gang sign on the original?
(, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 5:47, archived)
# Those are the original. Los ninos locos de playa
(, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 6:38, archived)
# *flashes sign*
(, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 12:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Madonna and Chuckle
(, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 3:09, archived)
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Skillz!
(, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 12:35, archived)
# This should win.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Son of Mac

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(, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 1:47, archived)
# Heisenberg is looking well
(, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 7:53, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - NEW FACES FOR ART

It's happened again, an amateur artist has tried to restore a priceless work of art and ended up painting a terrible face on it.
So lets see if we can do better, pick a famous portrait or sculpture and give it a new face.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 23:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh
(, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 1:46, archived)
# The Girl With The Peeled Face
(, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 3:28, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 5:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Harrumph
(, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 5:38, archived)
[challenge entry] ....
(, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 5:57, archived)
[challenge entry] War Stars
(, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 9:26, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 10:45, archived)
#
All so good.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Senator Padme Armadillo

It's a shit pun but at least it's Star Wars. (Although not the popular Star Wars.)
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 23:25, archived)
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# :D
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 19:59, archived)
# horace goes shivving
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 22:49, archived)
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# 8D
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 19:59, archived)
# {:-D
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 20:47, archived)
# Remember Henry? Fucklifts aside, it was the unfunniest b3ta meme ever
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 20:04, archived)
# No...that Fall Fashions thing was a complete sham.
Never gained in popularity as it was promised to do.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 22:27, archived)
# IT’S NOT MY FAULT IF PEOPLE DON’T GET THE JOKE, THIS IS VERY HURTFUL
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 23:11, archived)
#
(, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 0:49, archived)
# Fuck yeah. I'm doing foal fashions, just so you know. Wow! This thing is really taking off!!
(, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 3:32, archived)
#
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Bravo!
(, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 12:35, archived)
#
WYH!
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#
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# lol
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 23:57, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 1:24, archived)
# winnah
(, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 1:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Michael Bigfoot
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 14:34, archived)
# nicely
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 15:40, archived)
[challenge entry] An oldie from when UKIP was a thing
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# Superb.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 16:46, archived)
# Pfft.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 19:40, archived)
# Is that Andre's bigfoot?
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 16:40, archived)
# 8D
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 19:39, archived)
# faceape
click
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 22:47, archived)
# Which foot is the big one?
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 22:47, archived)
# ...

apologies to Pat Mills and Kevin O'Neill

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(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 8:29, archived)
# Never go full Vyvyan
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 8:50, archived)
# Moving the Earth out of the EU
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 9:19, archived)
# Terrexit
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 9:41, archived)
# Good Fonting byraway
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 9:23, archived)
# "This is how I shagged her."
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 11:51, archived)
# I get this reference!
(, Mon 29 Jun 2020, 1:45, archived)
#
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# We're gonna need a bigger lie
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 19:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Also...this smug bastard...
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 20:24, archived)
# Arm dill standard!
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 21:44, archived)
# Alright Elton.
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 22:37, archived)
# fake
no golf sale
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 0:01, archived)
# Fuck!
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 0:04, archived)
# haha great!
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 1:55, archived)
# smarms
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 1:56, archived)
# Yeah...fake Snarnz tattoo...obv...
What a poser.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 2:33, archived)
# Doesn't mofaha have an award for those?
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 2:49, archived)
# Don't rely on him....he didn't even FP those girls right...
...they should be a fixture at the top of the FP for the next 5 years at least.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 3:13, archived)
# I hope to someday know what you and mofaha are talking about
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 3:23, archived)
# I'm not sure what you're referring to so I can't help
You can ask me anything though, I'll tell you whatever you want to know.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 4:02, archived)
# He said he doesn't like you.....or Pedro...
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 4:04, archived)
# atomic I'm sorry I keep losing the thread here, who said this? are they bigger than me?
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 4:06, archived)
# The fake Snarnz tattoo guy!
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 4:11, archived)
# Yeah he looks kind of tough, I don’t think my innovative ‘selective bravery’ extends to that individual.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 4:15, archived)
# If it was gub-gub though I’d kick his ass, obv
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 4:17, archived)
# He's a Dragon Master!
His karate is better than your karate.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 4:30, archived)
# I am very dangerous.
Roar.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 4:36, archived)
# DO YOU WANT KARATE?
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 5:16, archived)
# I trout you can find a beta opponent
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 5:26, archived)
# What is this award for?
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 4:52, archived)
# COCKWEASLE
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 4:55, archived)
# It is for good snarns
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 5:13, archived)
# I knew that was coming
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 5:20, archived)
# Ok. Snarns were part of cockweasle’s wonderful world, which in turn was part of the gay shift / super happy fun time / pizza time universe
In part, the expression on the cat’s face on the award is a snarn. But snarns has a wider meaning. One way to translate it in this context might be: awarded for good fun and laughs, specifically the kind of fun and laughs we had on the gay shift.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 5:24, archived)
# Sounds fantastic, I wish I had witnessed it
I spent most my b3ta years enjoying the newsletter, wasn't clever enough for the board.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 5:27, archived)
# I miss those nights, waking the house up howling with laughter at 3:00am, never able to explain the joke.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 5:32, archived)
# All the pics are gone.......GONE! :'{
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 18:19, archived)
# Perhaps that's for the best.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 19:06, archived)
# The Secret Life of Plants
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 4:03, archived)
# Well it's not a secret now, is it.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 4:03, archived)
# Just pretend we don't know what we're talking about.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 4:05, archived)
# I can do that,
when it comes to playing dumb I am quite thorough.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 4:42, archived)
# Parent of elementary student supremacist
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 4:47, archived)
# You can't tell if they're boys or girls, nowadays, can you ?
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 12:48, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 18:13, archived)
# Down with this sort if thing
{:-D
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 20:51, archived)
# Looking like a true survivor
Feeling like a little git
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 9:57, archived)
# When I was a teen and I would hear "Island Girl" played at my noisy work I thought he was saying "I love girls"
and I would think to myself what a lie that was
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 23:10, archived)
# I would have expected a "FUCK LS18" snuck in there,
or am I not looking hard enough?
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 4:57, archived)
# Isn't that him below the arrow in the red 'Andy Pipkin' vest? [centre stage right]
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 8:23, archived)
# He's not worthy.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 18:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Mao Dugong
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 16:43, archived)
# Very good.
Are you aware of Dr. Dugong?
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 18:35, archived)
# Is that show still on the go?
I started to lose interest after they moved to the city.
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 20:58, archived)
# The last few seasons have been gentler in pace and more sombre in tone, but I think it just gets better and better.
Series 7 was shown in 2018, there's usually around 2 years between seasons, so they might be close....
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 22:50, archived)
# If you missed it during the week you could still catch the sunday manatee
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 3:03, archived)
# Nope
I like the Adult Swim stuff I've seen, but I have seen very little.
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 23:53, archived)
# Tim And Eric Awesome Show Great Job, 5 seasons of genuine discomfort apparently taped on 70’s videotape, including 70’s videotape special effects
Honestly I think it’s genius but some of it is almost too uncomfortable to watch.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 18:45, archived)
# It took me until quite recently to watch Tim & Eric.
I saw bits of it the first time round, thought "this isn't Sealab 2021" and gave up on it. I came round to it via Decker/On Cinema and Steve Brule and I'm glad I did cos now I got a nice set of pearls in that mouth and it didn't hurt a bit.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 19:13, archived)
# Someone forgot to include "Sacrifices to the Pagan Gods" in this year's budget
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Anacondoleezza Rice
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 11:31, archived)
#
Hehe. I like this.
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 20:14, archived)
[challenge entry] OK. You've gone 50/50, so let's take two wrong answers away...
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 9:39, archived)
# Corbyn's fault
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 10:06, archived)
# Partially, yes
He managed to give the Tories a whopping big majority that gave them carte blanche to be as corrupt, incompetent and evil as they wanted.
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 12:37, archived)
# "if you're having trouble telling which one is the right answer, you can "phone a friend" or "drive to Barnard Castle""
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 10:19, archived)
# Why can't they just leave us alone?
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 10:24, archived)
# Haha!
Morning Cap'n :)
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 11:04, archived)
# I reckon he'll go with blaming the police.
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 12:41, archived)
# The coughing bastard in the audience.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 10:12, archived)
#
The biggest lie the British public has told itself is that it has had a lockdown.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2020, 15:56, archived)
# things keep getting weirder over here in the states


cfbaf (1200x1600 or so)

all I need now is an asteroid or aliens and I win Apocalypse BINGO
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 0:46, archived)
# Brother, it's weird all over.
(, Sat 27 Jun 2020, 9:39, archived)

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