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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 6:18, archived)
# That's too big to fit through the bus door
(97800, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 8:55, archived)
# is what SHE said
(97800, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 10:15, archived)
# and yet when I shove a gigantic metal contraption into a cat, I get arrested.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 30 Jul 2020, 10:30, archived)
# Alright, Bart Jansen
(97800, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 10:55, archived)
# I mean, I had no idea what yours was a reference to, probably TWTJ
(97800, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 10:57, archived)
# The old "reverse robotnik"
(97800, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 11:01, archived)
# No Shit, Sherlock!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 19:15, archived)
# that's a lovely illustration, did you do it all yourself or just shop part of it
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 11:00, archived)
# Yes he shopped a metal penis and balls onto the robot thing.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:25, archived)
# I created it...that's all you need to know.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 19:16, archived)
# When does it deploy the backpanel slide?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 13:50, archived)
# The back fell off
(97800, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 14:19, archived)
# I mean, the /board caught fire, it’s a bit of a giveaway.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 15:20, archived)
# When was this?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 15:41, archived)
# Back In The Day
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWPwlMv8lNI
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 16:30, archived)
# :-))
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 16:52, archived)
# heh-heh!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 16:54, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 3:02, archived)
# I'm in no mood for your shenanigans, Pedro.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 19:17, archived)
# *KISSES*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 23:30, archived)
# I’m not aroused by this. Not at all.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 3:04, archived)
# that leaf will do nothing against such a ferocious downpour
silly robo
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 15:46, archived)
# It's a hat.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 19:17, archived)
# I thought it was a modesty leaf
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub can't find the hummus, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 21:16, archived)
# It's a hat
Can you Adam & Eve it?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 21:51, archived)
# THERE IS NO GAYSHIFT
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 2:48, archived)
# How absolutely dare you!
I would never wear such an ugly t-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 3:33, archived)
# ‘tomic is a bit squeezed in there, one of those online pointies is going to take his eye out.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 3:35, archived)
# ^ taking one for the team
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 3:39, archived)
# Remind me what kind of team it is that gains a positive advantage from having one of their number stabbed in the eye with the weaponized brassiere of some 50s cheesecake.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 3:42, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 3:46, archived)
# Wut wut wut? SRSLY what’s the story here? I don’t recognize any of it.
Edit: her face is a weird mix of Lynda Carter and Halle Berry
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 3:53, archived)
# wiki wiki wiki
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_Beyond_the_Stars
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 3:57, archived)
# Roger Corman! Made a lot of shitty movies but at the same time gave opportunities to lots of first-time writers and directors.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 4:08, archived)
# also: boobs
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 4:15, archived)
# Is that not what I said?
Damn I’m losing it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 4:17, archived)
# cor! man!
roger and out
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 4:19, archived)
# boo! bs!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 4:20, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 6:23, archived)
# I could get lost in those eyes
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub can't find the hummus, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 21:21, archived)
# She'll probably look down her nose at you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 21:30, archived)
# i fucking love mars
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 1:05, archived)
# You love girls with 3 tits!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 3:18, archived)
# She's done a really odd poo.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 14:50, archived)
# As in, you'll find
James Horner, Gale Ann Hurd and James Cameron in there amongst the credits.

Brilliant film. It was always on telly throughout the late 80s!

Watch for the only one of the 'Nestor' with any speaking lines is the shrink from Terminator (Earl Bohen) and the rest of the clones are badly trying to look like him. And there's a bit where Sybil Danning walks onto set with someone's business card still poking out of her costume!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 14:29, archived)
# How have I never heard of this?
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 30 Jul 2020, 9:36, archived)
# Diiiiivvveee!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 4:13, archived)
# boobies
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 4:15, archived)
# Genuine quote:
"You've never seen a Valkyrie go down!"
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 14:42, archived)
# The Final Frontier!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 6:21, archived)
#
b3ta.com/links/1545885
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 9:08, archived)
# Is it 'atomic' ...or thetomic
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 15:51, archived)
# It's 'b3ta'....not 'B3TA'.......Grrrrrrrrrrrrr....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 19:19, archived)
# VERY ACCURATE!*
*might be lie
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 6:20, archived)
# *snuggles*
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 15:47, archived)
# THERE IS ONLY GAYSHIFT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 6:00, archived)
# 2 dickheads
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 31 Jul 2020, 20:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 1:06, archived)
[challenge entry] LAMPOON

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(r3nni3, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 0:34, archived)
#
I don't know if I would love to see this movie or hate to see it, especially in present times
(r3nni3, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 0:39, archived)
# ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2y8wMFcMrw
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 0:43, archived)
# Seamless time space Déjà vu

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(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 0:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 0:34, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 3:37, archived)
[challenge entry] hide and seek

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(r3nni3, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 23:56, archived)
# ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4BwG7UF-l4
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 0:02, archived)
[challenge entry] pie life

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(r3nni3, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 23:13, archived)
# *chuckle*
(noddin0ff TCA ATT GGA, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Alligator, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 22:49, archived)
# whyioughtta!...
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 0:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Good Morning USA

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(72targetlad, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 20:56, archived)
# Fuck You Cleveland
(97800, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 21:16, archived)
# That's clever on 0 or fewer levels
(97800, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 21:17, archived)
# Less, actually
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 3:38, archived)
#
"compiling"
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 22:46, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm trying to up my font game.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 19:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Knicky, knack, noo...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 18:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 20:29, archived)
# DRM issue

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 14:23, archived)
# Hey that's good is that.
I might just steal it and replace with a different Les.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 15:38, archived)
# SMALL CHEESE FALCON!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 6:22, archived)
# Extraordinary.
(@lexistwit is a work of fiction, Sat 1 Aug 2020, 22:50, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 18:06, archived)
# :D Bates Motel?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 0:35, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 2:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Der, der der dellela...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 17:33, archived)
#
nice
(r3nni3, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 0:47, archived)
# "The Art Of The Deal"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 17:31, archived)
# "Lord, we are ever so grateful for the bounty thy hath bestowed upon us."
( we are = I am, . . . us = me.)


(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 17:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 16:15, archived)
# I saw the shitty typeface and instantly knew it was you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 16:21, archived)
# I saw the shitty reply and instantly knew it was you
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 17:22, archived)
# [cry_laughing_emoji]
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 17:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 17:36, archived)
# How did you get this picture of my daughter?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 17:40, archived)
# The Dark Web
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 17:45, archived)
# You're Nicola Sturgeon's Father ?
(davyclam, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 18:29, archived)
# Could be.
I’ll let you know when my daughter’s born.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 19:35, archived)
# Her first words: I AM NOT NICOLA STURGEON STOP ASKING ME THAT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 3:39, archived)
# I know her...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 20:06, archived)
# ah...when she was nice and innocent... :/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 6:22, archived)
# By the way...
...this image is brought to you by The English Beat - The SKA-riest Band In The World.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 17:32, archived)
# It's "The Beat".
(97800, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 23:30, archived)
# same
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 6:21, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 16:09, archived)
# Fucking hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! 2kindsofherring, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 16:41, archived)
# Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 17:14, archived)
# great idea
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 18:52, archived)
# classic
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 2:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Boh!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 14:23, archived)
# Nicely.
(@lexistwit is a work of fiction, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 14:33, archived)
# Ah, the programme that taught child me to hate whitey.
(97800, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 15:17, archived)
# :(
After a tragic adulthood, Whitey's dead.
www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-2003-sep-27-me-fafara27-story.html
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 15:25, archived)
# I blame Portland!
Fuck You Portland!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 17:18, archived)
# Also, FUCK YOU, Baltimore
youtu.be/SBs455jwb8w
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 17:21, archived)
# Best Commercial Ever
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 17:26, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 22:36, archived)
# Like this :)
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 30 Jul 2020, 17:09, archived)
#

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(Bod- wot u upto m8, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 14:18, archived)
# Satire
(97800, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 14:30, archived)
# boom
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 14:49, archived)
# Gay Satire
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 17:26, archived)
# Not enough people have neck ears
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 29 Jul 2020, 15:07, archived)
# sounds great
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 15:16, archived)
# The slaphead and the vestigial neck ears point to mixed Minbari heritage.
Probably born that way rather than using the Chrysalis Device.
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 17:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(plankton, Wed 29 Jul 2020, 13:54, archived)
# hehe :-)
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 30 Jul 2020, 14:25, archived)

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