First picture from new mars rover. Them little feckers get everywhere
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TBL I posted this on,
Thu 18 Feb 2021, 21:18,
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you do know the terrible secret that the Clangers are just the Wombles' retarded children that they've abandoned because of the Womble eugenics program?
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Fri 19 Feb 2021, 3:15,
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in for a penny, in for a pound cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Fri 19 Feb 2021, 9:28,
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Yes I heard that rumour. Seemingly Orinoco and Madame Cholet's offspring (allegedly)
( TBL I posted this on,
Fri 19 Feb 2021, 10:37,
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He's imagining all those imigrints drowning in the great British channel
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Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:03,
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*something about having a quick stroke*
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 18 Feb 2021, 17:24,
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HahahaGodzilla needs an escape plan
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Thu 18 Feb 2021, 17:30,
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i think that was his googly cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Thu 18 Feb 2021, 10:06,
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"Pea roast" for "teh compo", like the people say on some websites.
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Thu 18 Feb 2021, 9:52,
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I'm sick of people bringing me their home-built gaming systems to fix after they tried to cram dual GPUs into a case the size of a Nintendo GameCube.
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 18 Feb 2021, 11:58,
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Haha! It really happened. The guy built his system, but couldn't put the covers on. 😂
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 18 Feb 2021, 12:14,
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10 mins with a hacksaw or a Dremel should sort that out
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 18 Feb 2021, 14:13,
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I prefer a ball-peen hammerIt's more fun to say 'ball-peen'
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:25,
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Three peens per ball Or is it two balls per peen?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 18 Feb 2021, 17:26,
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GJM good to see you're still doing your thing mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 18 Feb 2021, 12:13,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Boxes"){kind=small}
A box I made using green Rizla gums.
God this boxes challenge is shit, and so's my phone camera.
This box was made by covering a matchbox with the gummed strips of green Rizla papers in a lattice, then cutting the lid, removing the matchbox, then adding a few more gum strips to smooth over the cut edges.
A vaguely planned future attempt shall utilise some sort of Rizla-based catch or clasp, and possibly even a drawer.
I know I have no life, but neither do you, so here we are. I made a box. You're reading about it.
Too brown version
brb homonecrobatrachophile,
Wed 17 Feb 2021, 23:06,
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I'll try again with a less brown background. brb homonecrobatrachophile,
Wed 17 Feb 2021, 23:36,
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Too late!Now it might be too leathery, IDK.
( brb homonecrobatrachophile,
Wed 17 Feb 2021, 23:58,
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A box that size would take a lot of licking. brb homonecrobatrachophile,
Thu 18 Feb 2021, 17:20,
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Make a great cockroach coffineBay it when you're done, this is how Richard Branson started out
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Thu 18 Feb 2021, 3:48,
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Sadly it all ended in radiators, chains, and piss :( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:06,
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The fact that this was fp’d both angers and arouses me. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 21 Feb 2021, 3:25,
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Tippi and Twisty sittin' in a tree
B-O-X-X-I-N-G
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 17 Feb 2021, 19:45,
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Yeah but how did the guy's eyes get pecked out?
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 17 Feb 2021, 21:00,
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pointy flap edgesyes you heard it here first
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 17 Feb 2021, 22:42,
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so many choices1. Worship it
2. Shit in it
3. Hide from the leopard in it
4. Taunt the other tribe with it
Nah, we'll just eat it
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Thu 18 Feb 2021, 13:46,
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2. Shit in it
3. Hide from the leopard in it
4. Taunt the other tribe with it
Nah, we'll just eat it
I never got 'round to watching Birdbox. PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 18 Feb 2021, 12:00,
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If the gloves don't fit, you must Brexit. brb homonecrobatrachophile,
Wed 17 Feb 2021, 21:48,
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Please don't post anything today atomic, I'm worried about Sunday being pushed off the board :( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 17 Feb 2021, 19:17,
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Yep......I'm buckling down Bro.
I got the Glenlivet, Bombay, Laphroaig, Hoegaarden, and Guinness!
FTW o/'
(I got the Glenlivet, Bombay, Laphroaig, Hoegaarden, and Guinness!
FTW o/'
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 18 Feb 2021, 1:24,
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A true warrior!I have Gem (4.8%), Crafty Hen (6.5%) Glenlivet 12 yr old, Havana rum and a 12 yr old Janneau armagnac to see me through
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Chumps 👀,
Thu 18 Feb 2021, 2:18,
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Now you've done it*unfriends*
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 18 Feb 2021, 12:00,
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"Go on, just a few quid so grandad can watch the pay per view. What? No, I've read all my magazines"
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 17 Feb 2021, 9:52,
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Ha! He looks like Muran Buchstansangur
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The Legendary Pink Dot isn't impressed by this whole "internet" thing,
Wed 17 Feb 2021, 10:23,
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He looks like a waxwork of Geoffrey Palmer bought off Wish.com that's been stored too close to a radiator Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 17 Feb 2021, 12:50,
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Haha!Ketchup everywhere. Turns out cannibals are blooming messy eaters.
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Wed 17 Feb 2021, 17:02,
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Given his love of the classics I'd have assumed a few greek vases with obscene decorations
Asian Babes is in there somewhereThere's a lady on p7 who looks a bit like Priti, but less smirky. Golly.
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Wed 17 Feb 2021, 21:03,
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He's thinking back to those halcyon days of being paid a hefty wage plus expenses to shout at Johnny Foreigner mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 17 Feb 2021, 19:20,
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Well I guess he may have burned through the £150k severance pay and he's a few years away from the the £73k pension from the EUhard times
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Wed 17 Feb 2021, 20:36,
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We can be Boxheads...just for one day...
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 16 Feb 2021, 20:39,
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Please tell me there are birds in that box PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 17 Feb 2021, 3:00,
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Love all of these! Fabulous death
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 17 Feb 2021, 4:03,
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only one day? I'm out
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Wed 17 Feb 2021, 3:41,
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Thanks for fp :)
The Legendary Pink Dot isn't impressed by this whole "internet" thing,
Tue 16 Feb 2021, 18:56,
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you mean 'thicker', HTH HAND
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 17 Feb 2021, 13:28,
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IT'S THE THICKNESS!!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 17 Feb 2021, 23:26,
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Here’s a short story, too short for a book, I know, let’s put it in a SHORTER FORM such as a pamphlet instead of a LONGER FORM such as a book mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 18 Feb 2021, 1:13,
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This is an actual conversation between two people, one of whom is a pamphlet and book expert, written down word for word, exactly as I imagined it mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 18 Feb 2021, 1:15,
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:)1. take a film meme
2. make a simple joke about it
3. use comic sans
4. most importantly, end up with totally out-of-context faces of the actors
(2. make a simple joke about it
3. use comic sans
4. most importantly, end up with totally out-of-context faces of the actors
The Legendary Pink Dot isn't impressed by this whole "internet" thing,
Wed 17 Feb 2021, 10:21,
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Why do you want to hurt people? ☹️
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 17 Feb 2021, 23:27,
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with comic sans?I'm just that type of guy
( The Legendary Pink Dot isn't impressed by this whole "internet" thing,
Thu 18 Feb 2021, 15:18,
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End creditsWith a funky sax-lead theme over laugh track.
( Matth knows what yellow snow tastes like,
Thu 18 Feb 2021, 19:37,
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I'm getting far better service from royal mail than those other cunts at the minute
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Tue 16 Feb 2021, 11:44,
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Less change in those carrying out the deliveries though that could have many causes.
I always use UPS for corpsesThe dull brown of their vans is more sombre
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Tue 16 Feb 2021, 12:53,
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Smart. Combine regular delivery with corpse delivery and save big
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Tue 16 Feb 2021, 13:08,
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I do like it! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 17 Feb 2021, 13:28,
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niceDelivery in the UK
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Mon 15 Feb 2021, 23:07,
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There's no point in asking, you'll get no reply mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 16 Feb 2021, 12:14,
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Quick, shit and with unreserved apologies to my hero Gary Larson
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Mon 15 Feb 2021, 19:00,
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Larsophobia: the fear that somewhere, Gary Larson is watching you
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 15 Feb 2021, 19:07,
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Set up a camera facing out the window. Tape it. Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 15 Feb 2021, 20:30,
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You'll need the tape as evidence. Make sure it sticks. Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 15 Feb 2021, 22:51,
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surely Argosaphobia? cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Mon 15 Feb 2021, 22:50,
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greek with greek, you mean? It's all greek to me cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Tue 16 Feb 2021, 11:29,
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according t google arca is latin for box :D
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Tue 16 Feb 2021, 18:21,
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brexit? cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Tue 16 Feb 2021, 7:27,
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