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# So that's where the idea came from...

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(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 19:02, archived)
# Heheh
I like that the Iceberg designer seems to be doing well. One of those ideas you'd expect to be far too niche to go viral.
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 22:58, archived)
# Silly Boris
You are not Lord of Mann.
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Choose your box
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 18:26, archived)
# Nice.
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 18:42, archived)
# this is great :)
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 19:00, archived)
# nice one
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 23:12, archived)
# Nice details
Who's in the background of the first frame?

???, Box of Delights

Dominic Cummings, IT Crowd, Indiana Jones
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 12:53, archived)
# I was running of famous box people by then.
It's the guy with the creepy box from Belle De Jour.
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 14:22, archived)
# Thank you
That's a classy addition. I thought it was Oddjob
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 23:26, archived)
[challenge entry] hello...

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(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 17:47, archived)
# It's my candle day
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 13:08, archived)
# Haha!!
Happy Candles Ol’ timer! :D
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 13:13, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 13:54, archived)
# If you keep playing with your words, they'll stay stuck that way
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 13:15, archived)
# Only if the wind changes
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 13:54, archived)
# how uncivil!
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 14:03, archived)
# !!!
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 14:30, archived)
# Happy Candles
18 years, what an education
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 14:38, archived)
# haha
that is a lot of candles; have a goodun :D
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 14:42, archived)
# happy 18th!
(sidenote, i always miss my b3ta day. this year by 15 days. I'll be 20 this time next year. groan. whine. creak.
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 17:09, archived)
# Fresh out of butt-candles....soz....
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 18:07, archived)
# Oh I simply couldn’t, oh go on then, just a couple of slices.
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 21:35, archived)
# *Spang*
Happy Candles.
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 18:26, archived)
# :D
Good 'un!
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 19:09, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 20:24, archived)
# Mega spang
Happy fire :)
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 20:32, archived)
# HAppy Candles !!!!!!
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 21:10, archived)
#
:D
.
(, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 0:22, archived)
[challenge entry]

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(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 6:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello again, everyone!
Have a shit compo entry
(, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 21:10, archived)
# Turn to Stonebaked
It's Oven
Sweet Toppin' Woman

etc.etc.
(, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 22:48, archived)
# Mr. Blue Pie
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 0:14, archived)
# 'ITALIAN'
CHA RIGHT!
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 18:10, archived)
# It alien
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 19:07, archived)
# Space Oddity
(, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 19:44, archived)
# 2001 was MASSIVELY better than 2020.
(, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 20:12, archived)
# That's a woo from me
A pink George one with eyelashes would have been good for Frank Poole
(, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 20:54, archived)
#
nice!!
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 0:12, archived)
# OMG it's full of rainbows
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 12:22, archived)
# was is a bungled mission?
and clicks
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 13:27, archived)
# “My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.”
β€œPluck, pluck, pluck away. We’re going to pluck all day today...”
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 16:15, archived)
# I've just picked up a fault in the AE35 plucking instrument.
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 22:58, archived)
# Behind Blue Eyes
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 18:11, archived)
# got bored. made this. thought I'd post it here. hello all, been a while.
(, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 16:42, archived)
# Oh, look him in the eye and tell him you are really through, get your hand off your cock and tell him it's all over
(, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 17:27, archived)
# :)
hehehhe
(, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 17:31, archived)
# Every time I read that line I think of the song and yet it only appears in there once
(, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 17:35, archived)
# Napalm!
(, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 16:12, archived)
# Who's about to get assassinated?
(, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 16:35, archived)
# haha love it
(, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 16:35, archived)
# Nice
(, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 17:13, archived)
# Hahahafuck
(, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 18:44, archived)
# Something. Something. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
(, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 20:14, archived)
# The...horror
(, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 20:55, archived)
# He's back!
(, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 22:34, archived)
#
This is awesome, if a little unsettling
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 6:16, archived)
# Pure Evil
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 18:12, archived)
[challenge entry] South African Springbox
(, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 14:28, archived)
# I like this
(, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 15:21, archived)
# OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD...
(, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 20:11, archived)
# You gotta use nets to catch these.
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 18:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Top, men.
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 21:22, archived)
# Haha!
Yes.
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 22:12, archived)
# perfect
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 22:16, archived)
# Aria experimental device storage
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 22:40, archived)
# toawnwot
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 22:58, archived)
# gnop men more like
(, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 0:41, archived)
#
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 20:35, archived)
# Is this one of those gender reveal parties?
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 21:13, archived)
# Sure!
Fancy a guess?
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 21:22, archived)
# Her majesty is looking a little rough.
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 22:12, archived)
# That's what happens if you don't shave it regularly...
(, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 17:05, archived)
# she has a ladydong
(, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 12:49, archived)
# drippy too!
(, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 16:15, archived)
# drippyladydong
(, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 19:14, archived)
# woah - there's an adult in the room!
happy candles
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 0:48, archived)
# I can now legally be as stupid as I’ve always been.
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 3:28, archived)
# celebrate
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 3:44, archived)
# Hahaha fuck yeah you know your audience. Bless you man.
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 4:23, archived)
# that's the stuff
keep on keepin' on x
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 4:30, archived)
# HOLYCOWSOMANYCANDLES!!!
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 0:59, archived)
# It’s a lot, Pedro. It’s a fingers-and-toes amount. If you wanted to represent this on an abacus, it would entail a lot of bead-flicking.
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 3:30, archived)
# Or, one could simply depict it with fingers and toes, or just fingers, or just toes.
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 12:18, archived)
# THIS...IS...(Pedro's)....B3TA....!!!
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 18:13, archived)
# Do you Golf?
Many, many, many moons ago (I'm thinking at least 15 years ago) there was a video posted here (possibly via YouTube, but could even pre-date that) by British comedian whose first name is Alice, and I thought it was entitled 'Do You Golf?'. I can't find it, any go you have it bookmarked?
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 19:39, archived)
# Gaz mongy, he'll know
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 19:46, archived)
# He's on the naughty step trapped for ever
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 22:31, archived)
# yes, but he'll know
(, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 12:48, archived)
# I think you want to be on links
Ba-dum tish
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 20:25, archived)
# Hole in one! Get in!
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 22:01, archived)
# * quietly and politely claps *
(, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 1:10, archived)
# {:-o
(, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 18:46, archived)
# Alice Lowe is the only British comedian Alice I can think of.
She did this about golf in 2007
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiTr7C-kaOc
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 22:15, archived)
#
Monkeon, you star, many thanks - this was it
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 0:21, archived)
# Alice pressed against the wall
So she can see the door
In case the laughing strangers crawl and
Crush the petals on the floor
(, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 6:45, archived)
# classic smokie
(, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 8:47, archived)
# No.
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 18:14, archived)
# A backwardised film idea i had
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 18:54, archived)
# Sioux Pollard
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 19:24, archived)
# Banzai!!
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 18:50, archived)
# XD reflection LOLz XD
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 18:52, archived)
# Gah!! Never saw that!
:D
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 19:16, archived)
# Actual LOL
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 19:20, archived)
# the spirits guiding her
(, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 0:42, archived)
# Hahaha!!
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 22:57, archived)
#
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 14:13, archived)
# While you were training up small birds I studied the blade
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 14:35, archived)
# Small Cheese Falcon
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 18:52, archived)
#
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# Excellent
(, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 19:33, archived)
# "Always bet on bat"
(, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 6:44, archived)
#

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(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 12:34, archived)
# I feel like this needs a 'Six months later..." panel where the world has completely forgotten about it and all the rover has discovered is that Mars is a planet.
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 12:37, archived)
# xkcd shall provide....
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 13:03, archived)
# Perfect.
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 15:11, archived)
# :( always this way
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 15:26, archived)
# ;_;
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 15:28, archived)
# Be nice to think
That in the future, when people live on Mars, some sproggy oik might go find one of the old rovers, clean the panels off, then bodge it up to control it off a hobbyists RC controller. Then drive it round the base annoying people.
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 16:10, archived)
# And discover its secret guns
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 16:40, archived)
# They're very big, how would you hide even one?
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 19:48, archived)
# big pockets
and being pleased to see anyone
(, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 3:06, archived)
# {:-(
(, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 18:49, archived)
# I want to know
how long before this one does a CDC in this crater.
(, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 15:51, archived)
# Lovely.
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 12:52, archived)
# In Perse v France, France will always win.
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 13:28, archived)
# you really caught Bill's style there
you obscenely talented fuck

I look forward to Ingenuity's introduction, and their shenanigans as they cross the surface
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 13:43, archived)
# "Let's wait until we know what to call it in AS"
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 13:51, archived)
# Pathfinder
Hey, what’s about this whistling roaring sound going past what I’m suddenly going to call my head?
Perhaps I can call that … wind! Is that a good name? It’ll do … perhaps I can find a better name for it later when I’ve found out what it’s for.
It must be something very important because there certainly seems to be a hell of a lot of it.

Never mind, hey, this is really exciting, so much to find out about, so much to look forward to, I’m quite dizzy with anticipation …

Or is it the wind?

There really is a lot of that now isn’t it?

And wow! Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like … ow … ound … round … ground! That’s it! That’s a good name – ground!

I wonder if it will be friends with me?

And the rest, after a sudden thud, was silence.
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 17:03, archived)
# "Oh no, not again"
(, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 18:50, archived)
# IDGI...it didn't even draw a cock in the sand :/
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 18:54, archived)
# Sympathy praise
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 22:04, archived)
# Sympraise
mywco
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 3:36, archived)
# Next issue
Perseverance draws a huge cock in the sand
(, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 6:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Watching the box
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 10:10, archived)
# Haha great days!
Clicks
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 12:53, archived)
# When I was a kid, all we had was a dead TV with no picture tube or guts.
We had to take turns sitting in the box, reading the sports section to dad :(
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 13:30, archived)
# Well, the guy you thought was your dad.
(, Sat 20 Feb 2021, 18:51, archived)
# Hahaha fucking hell Pedro
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 3:36, archived)
# oh missy

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(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 8:59, archived)
# beep beep, who got the keys to the jeep? vrrrrrrrmmmm
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 12:33, archived)
#
i feel an animation of this would be awesome
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 13:22, archived)
# mars hole
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 8:14, archived)
# Marsehole
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 9:41, archived)
# That’s the image they want you to see so you think it’s fake.
Wake up sheeple!
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 9:58, archived)
# There are snakes on mars?
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 11:58, archived)
# In this crazy fast-moving hivemind of the internet, I think this might have been done already :)
Unless you have a Twittery thing and you posted it.

But still, WOO to original (albeit redundant) thoughts
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 13:31, archived)
# about 12 hours ago
the first Bernie-fied version appeared about 12 seconds after the official image was released, I think
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 13:44, archived)
# I have the tee-shirt, it came out 3 hours ago.
(, Sun 21 Feb 2021, 3:39, archived)
#
I can't claim the one on Twitter so redundant it is. My apologies for stinking the place up.
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 14:08, archived)
# Yours is much higher quality
(, Fri 19 Feb 2021, 14:20, archived)

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