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#
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 17:59, archived)
# BOLLOCKS
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 18:08, archived)
# Fair point well made.
The top line of the monitor could be neater. Might fix it later. Fixed. Of course, now there's too much noise.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 18:16, archived)
# But mr horrible posts no pictures.
And just says bollocks (mostly)
Why do you hate Turtle Power so much?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 18:54, archived)
# Turtle Power posted a lot of pictures (including many FPs) several accounts ago, much like myself.
mr horrible has always been mr horrible (although he's lovely in real life). brbs gonna brb, I guess.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 19:03, archived)
# He's a racist and I can prove it with maths.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 19:13, archived)
# 1+1=racist
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 19:37, archived)
# It's more about multiplying negatives.
If doing racism=1 and doing anti-racism =-1, doing anti-anti-racism=1.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 19:57, archived)
# you really are a stupid cunt.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 20:41, archived)
# Yes but I'm not wrong.*
*May contain traces of wrong.**
**But I don't think you can actually fault my logic, actually.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 20:56, archived)
# You're wrong, and you're too self-consciously belligerent to argue with.
I take my previous comment back - you're not stupid, but you are an intentionally blinkered self-righteous idiot. Frankly, that's worse than being genuinely stupid.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 22:01, archived)
# Intentional blinkering I'll concede because I use ignore, but I doubt that's what you meant.
Self righteous? Regarding racism? Really?

Being a racist makes you a worthless cunt. Not being a racist makes you worth something. If that's self righteousness, then I'm guilty, but I can't believe that's quite what you mean.

You're not some anti-do-gooder, anti-woke, culture warrior are you?

And belligerent? You have literally called me a stupid cunt, and "worse than being genuinely stupid." Show me the part where I get aggressive with you.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 22:26, archived)
# I dunno, I still think you sound exactly like a racist when you talk about racists. I also think the frequency with which you’re moved to assert your anti-racist stance is possibly symptomatic of some form of over-compensation.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 22:50, archived)
# But you know, duh, it’s just mental moffy lol
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 22:51, archived)
# Bit deep bro.
Keep it fluffy k?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 22:58, archived)
# Yeah, you’re right of course. Might post a joke later.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 23:01, archived)
# Might Offer Flatulence As Humour Alternative
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 23:30, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 0:14, archived)
# RE: Top & Center -- "PHWOARRR!"
(, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 0:43, archived)
# Terrance and Phillip
(, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 0:43, archived)
# The Monkey Claw.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 0:55, archived)
# Sounds like an accusation of liberal bigotry, which takes me back to the beforetimes... I think it was one of Peter Hitchens's rhetorical sticks. I never knew if he was having a laugh or not.
Intolerance of intolerance is, IMHO, self evidently not 'as bad' or even the same as tolerance of intolerance. Tolerance of intolerance validates intolerance with undue credibility, and empowers the intolerant to keep pushing back the boundaries.

I tolerate everything that it's polite to (e.g. your bad jokes, bad breath, bad spelling, your charmless, ugly wife and badly behaved, spoilt children, your harmlessly wrong beliefs/opinions, your terrible taste in clothes, decorating, music, etc.). But your harmful beliefs and actions are not granted the same courtesy.

We can freely discuss what is and isn't harmful, as that is exactly how such cultural values are determined.

Not funny, but honest.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 23:24, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 0:28, archived)
# That is uncanny.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 15:33, archived)
#
too self-consciously belligerent to argue with.
I take my previous comment back - you're not stupid, but you are an intentionally blinkered self-righteous idiot. Frankly, that's worse than being genuinely stupid.
a grotesquely ugly freak
(, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 0:34, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 0:17, archived)
# Number 2 tells a story, not sure what, but there's certainly some stuff going on.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 15:35, archived)
# I’m a racist too.
I only like young Asian girls.
You want to fight about it?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 21:34, archived)
# Is this an attempt at humour?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 21:41, archived)
# Don’t be coy…that’s mofaha’s job.
Ok I like young white girls too. :D
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 21:46, archived)
# I'm not being coy, I'm trying to work out why you would claim to be a racist, ask me for a fight, and imply that you're a creepy paedophile.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 21:54, archived)
# Mind your own business, yo!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 21:58, archived)
# Ooh look, new ignore options!
Let's try shush.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 22:17, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 0:37, archived)
# It's like fishing.
You throw out some antagonistic bait.
And some twat will bite. They always do.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 22:24, archived)
# no u
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 22:42, archived)
# Are u calling me racist???
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 22:50, archived)
# Er, what do you want to hear? I’ve really lost the plot here.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 22:52, archived)
# Sorry.
Thought you was antagonising me :(
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 22:59, archived)
# Life is full of mysteries, isn’t it.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 22:41, archived)
# I don’t get out of bed for less than 20 coy
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 22:40, archived)
# Special delivery
(, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 17:31, archived)
# Oops.
I got confused between ballymoran and brb.
I'm obviously senile as I'm an old cunt. Apologies to brb.
But ballymoran needs to lighten up a bit. Nobody cares.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 19:20, archived)
# It's hard to keep track of all the hatred and toxicity on b3ta.
I swear, this place would be a lot nicer if all the people I tell to kill themselves would actually do it.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 19:35, archived)
# It would be a lot quieter
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 19:38, archived)
# But not as funny.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 22:27, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 0:12, archived)
# Shoot the net!!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 0:44, archived)
# Lots of balls and a riding crop in this game.
Also a giant green safety pin.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 15:37, archived)
# Agreed
I’m usually lovely but I was in a bad mood yesterday. I’m better now.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 6:51, archived)
# Welcome back to Happyworld
where EVERYTHING is fluffy*




*mostly



(, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 9:29, archived)
# Evil moves fast, but good moves faster
Than light, shining for your illumination
Good versus evil equals confrontation
So when you're in trouble
Don't give in and go sour
Try to rely on YOUR...Turtle Power!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 19:12, archived)
# Can you stand for what you believe in, and find the strength to do what's right?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 17:36, archived)
# countdown is for old people
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 23:52, archived)
# My German pharmacist housemate served Richard Whiteley in Bournemouth in 1999.
When I got home, he asked me if I'd heard of "Richard Whitley", and said that Mr Whiteley was somewhat taken aback when Oliver had no idea who he was.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 18:22, archived)
# Went elsewhere for his pessaries after that
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 19:41, archived)
# Ah, a haemorrhoid appliance!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 19:59, archived)
# !!!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 22:44, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 0:05, archived)
#
ok this one is my favourite
(, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 0:44, archived)
# Disgusting.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 0:52, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 0:07, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 23:58, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 23:42, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 23:56, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 0:21, archived)
# Fuck that’s horrific
(, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 0:46, archived)
# Anything with "Brian Blessed" in comes out as nightmare fuel
(, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 0:49, archived)
# CBBC
(, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 1:15, archived)
# Oh dear
#
(, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 1:22, archived)
# Aargh, stop it
(, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 2:01, archived)
# fuck
(, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 11:38, archived)
# why not

(, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 13:24, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 17:35, archived)
# That's a nice duck.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 18:10, archived)
# A duck?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 18:20, archived)
# That's a nice uckd.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 18:31, archived)
# Hoverbuck
alt: Where we're going, we don't need roe
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 18:20, archived)
# FFS
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 18:21, archived)
# Is it a Santa upgrade?
More aero
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 18:22, archived)
# mmmhmm
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 19:39, archived)
# Well I had a choice. It was roe vs wade.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 18:22, archived)
# Hello established content maker.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 21:43, archived)
# Hello you filtering source-stealing cunt!
(, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 0:44, archived)
# ...and I mean that in the nicest possible way <3 <3
(, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 0:45, archived)
# Alright Pedro
(, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 2:54, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 10:25, archived)
# Select all threads with humour
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 10:30, archived)
# "Archived"
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 14:27, archived)
# Feeling cute, might post a picture
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 15:46, archived)
# Feeling vindictive, might post a joke
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 15:48, archived)
# Feeling like seeing a crying kitten, you mean
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 15:56, archived)
# BOLLOCKS
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 16:01, archived)
# Feeling like feeling.
Anybody fancy getting felt?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 18:51, archived)
# Brace yourself
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 19:28, archived)
# Don’t bother.
Plenty of β€˜fresh’ (stinky) content on the board right now.
Lots of Front Page material to choose from…..right rob?!
……rob?………
….oh dear….
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 16:37, archived)
# FRESH
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 17:03, archived)
# Someone has never seen a cube before
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 17:03, archived)
# ‘Artificial’…‘Intelligence’
Fake knowledge.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 17:07, archived)
# Sad!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 18:10, archived)
# Oh oh…someone put me on ignore, or they deleted something ….half the board is gone.
Fucking babies!
Get some balls, motherfucker!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 21:37, archived)
# Add ignore to you
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 21:56, archived)
# Come back…I’m super friendly. \o/
Honest! ,X..
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 22:00, archived)
# Dunno why deletion, it was a fair point, I rarely do pics any more
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 22:43, archived)
# brb put me on ignore cuz of you. XD XD XD
He sucks anyway. :P
(, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 2:55, archived)
# Did he take something out of context and use it to "prove" you're racist?
(, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 8:38, archived)
# I (jokingly) told him to mind his own business.
He’s a very obedient dog.
(, Fri 10 Jun 2022, 14:10, archived)
# Trump's wig makes a bid for freedom
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 16:55, archived)
# Another tweaked prompt. It's not that clever.

Click for bigger (2159 kb)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 1:14, archived)
# I like that
Karma appears to be a VW camper
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 3:45, archived)
# Oh hai clansoul
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 9:40, archived)
# OH GOD
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 16:13, archived)
# Haven't heard that name for ages.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 22:28, archived)
# I'm feeling nostalgic today
Must be the smell of bandwagons in the air
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 22:38, archived)
# *unlurks* *relurks* *goes back to bed*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 8:53, archived)
# Is this not the sort of content you're looking for?

(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 10:05, archived)
# Pretzels have never been much of a snack
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 10:06, archived)
# The Shits have Eyes.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 11:11, archived)
# Sir, did you create this content yourself, and post it on the board?
I don't believe you did.
Please read the FAQ about making and posting ORIGINAL content.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 14:47, archived)
# I did!!!!
I typed a few words and clicked a button.
Then waited for 2 minutes.
But I wasn't happy with the result, so started all over again.
And again.
And again.
It might look easy, but believe you me, it's not.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 15:18, archived)
# Sir....I believe you are in violation of the FAQ rules.
I will have to report this.
Prepare to be B&.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 15:26, archived)
# Oh ok.
Thx.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 17:14, archived)
#
It’s like he’s in the scooby gang.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 12:28, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 14:02, archived)
#

(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 14:19, archived)
# Which face angle matching algorithm did you use?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 14:36, archived)
# Snooker Chalk
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 15:10, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 15:57, archived)
# Yes, I tweaked the prompt after the fact

Click for bigger (2089 kb)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 1:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Something something family
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 23:56, archived)
# try harder AI
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 23:57, archived)
# OK, Just going to get it to do this from now on
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 0:08, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 0:25, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 0:48, archived)
# One for the pile

Click for bigger (1447 kb)
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 21:33, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 22:20, archived)
# Is this thing the death knell for /board?
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 23:03, archived)
# nah
We need a good bandwagon once in a while to get the old creative juices flowing
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 23:36, archived)
# CHA!
"a good bandwagon"
"a GOOD bandwagon"
"a GGOOOODD bandwagon!"
....yeah...
haven't seen any GOOD bandwagons lately.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 14:36, archived)
# Gooooo ....DUH! Goood...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 14:57, archived)
# gooodah jah pessro
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 15:28, archived)
# GUuuuuu
DAH!!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 15:28, archived)
# GOOOOOD
Jaaaa
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 15:28, archived)
# ...BAH!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 15:29, archived)
#
I can only apologise. Google published a new image AI called Google Imagen but it’s not public yet. That may be the death of stupid photoshops. Although I’ve noticed this mini Dall-E can’t do Freebase so there is hope for us yet.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 0:59, archived)
# mofaha finds it amusing.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 2:44, archived)
# like this even
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 3:11, archived)
# Do I? Yes, I suppose I do.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 11:30, archived)
# and that's how you pass a turing test
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 14:15, archived)
# Laugh it up, Fuzzball.
I got a bad feeling about this.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 14:30, archived)
# Nah, that was ignore2.0
which seriously impeded the flow of people bouncing ideas around by hiding parts of the board without folk even being aware they were missing anything.

Not that you can read this, whoever the fuck you are.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 5:43, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 22:58, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 23:49, archived)
# gay porn?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 0:02, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 0:03, archived)
# most bodacious
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 0:07, archived)
# AI generated Star Wars is an improvement on actual Star Wars
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 17:09, archived)
# Looks better than he did in the Special Edition.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 17:51, archived)
# Yes
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 18:04, archived)
# “It’s too late for that 2CanChunder. You may have been a good photoshopper but now you’re bantha fodder.” – John Prescott
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 18:28, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 19:21, archived)
#




(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 19:38, archived)
# Haha!
That works for me brother
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 19:40, archived)
# OOOH YEEHRR!!?
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 22:12, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 19:55, archived)
# And on a similar theme
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 19:59, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 20:20, archived)
# What's the link for this?
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 20:39, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 20:42, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 21:22, archived)
# Now I regret not saving
Elon Musk wrestling a polar bear
and
Margaret Thatcher drinking a martini with Satan
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 20:40, archived)
# Noice
I likes this ones bestest
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 20:50, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 20:51, archived)
#
lol
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 21:17, archived)
# dull
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 21:05, archived)
#
Click for bigger (1137 kb)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 6:59, archived)
#
ha ha
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 10:08, archived)
# someone requested a face swap. I thought this was far better

Click for bigger (1209 kb)
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 13:06, archived)
# Andy Cairns is looking well
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 13:33, archived)
# Don't expect noses
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 13:39, archived)
# If you're looking for trouble, you can find me on the internet, motherfucker
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 14:20, archived)
# THE RAPY DOG?
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 13:56, archived)
# a.k.a. Tim Westwood
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 14:22, archived)
# *googles*
He looks like Spock
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 17:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Who wants to live forever?
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 11:49, archived)
# Would
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 15:20, archived)
# I am in disguise - this way, no-one will recognise me.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 16:51, archived)
# are you feeling it now, your Crabjesty?
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 23:13, archived)
# BJJ
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 11:37, archived)
# TOAP!
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 11:56, archived)
# JC looking like Bob Marley
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 16:17, archived)
# I see you've been a little down on some other contributors here today, and that you've done it after posting this.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2022, 11:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Prince Chucky
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 9:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Feck!...Arse!...Drink!

(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 10:55, archived)
# GIRLS!
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 11:21, archived)
# THAT WOULD BE A CONSTITUTIONAL MATTER
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 13:48, archived)
# Ecumenical!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2022, 7:55, archived)
# Margaret Wankel
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 3:43, archived)
#
Is that the interior of a Wankel Rotary Engine?
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 4:57, archived)
# Yes!
It chews the fuel very efficiently
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 9:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Thanks, Helen, it's beautiful.
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 20:38, archived)
# Sitting on the Jedi council, should you be
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 21:02, archived)
# Tired of seeing old ladies.
Bring on the young girls! \o/
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 21:42, archived)
# Savile salive
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 22:47, archived)
# no satire. just because

Click for bigger (355 kb)
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 18:38, archived)
#
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#
I love that an AI has come up with a b3ta RIS meme on its own.
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 20:29, archived)
# ^This
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 21:37, archived)
# Given it was no doubt played profusely at street parties...
...I probably could have called it a Jubilee Challenge entry, but, meh.
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 19:57, archived)
# please explain, ty
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 20:37, archived)
# Earl Bea
Lou Birchenshaw
Theo White
Cliff Sauf-D'Auvers

(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 21:28, archived)
# Vera, is that you?
much appreciated
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 21:45, archived)
# Vera lynn
(, Tue 7 Jun 2022, 23:47, archived)
# Much like that prick who has me on ignore said
Yeah I love not being able to see half the board
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 9:29, archived)
# Maybe stop being a racist cunt then?
Literally the only reason I ever put anyone on ignore.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 14:28, archived)
# You put me on ignore over some imagined "offence", then repeatedly log out to see whether I've posted anything.
Get some help, for fuck's sake.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 14:58, archived)
# Maybe you'd care to post a link to some of this terrible racism I did.
And you most recently shouted about this on /board, so don't make out like it's all in the super secret hidden /talk archive and therefore inaccessible.
(, Wed 8 Jun 2022, 15:02, archived)

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