ahjahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahaAHhahahahahaah
whoops, i've fallen over.
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:04,
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whoops, i've fallen over.
i think maybe
you've had a little *hic* too much to drink, no?...but wait...tomorrow is christmas...bring on the booze!
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:06,
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Why did I do this?
It did start out as R2 with a santa hat on, but something went horribly wrong.
Maybe I should animate it?
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:59,
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It did start out as R2 with a santa hat on, but something went horribly wrong.
Maybe I should animate it?
To make me happy
after the death of ChonkoChonko.
Ok I see a Death Star and an overhead view of R2D2 but other than that it isn't making much sense...
edit: Friend just explained to me. Am now laughing stock of flat.
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:04,
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Ok I see a Death Star and an overhead view of R2D2 but other than that it isn't making much sense...
edit: Friend just explained to me. Am now laughing stock of flat.
"Oh for Christ's sake Dave, just choose your bastard tiles !!!!"
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( , Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:56, archived)
YAY!
WOO!
I LOVE PONG! except the one emanating from my flatmate's bedroom
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:50,
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I LOVE PONG! except the one emanating from my flatmate's bedroom
my christmas present to you all....
a badly photoshopped picture you ask? Yes. I'm broke, whatta you expect?
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:46,
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and let me
splay amongst the cars
it rhymes - it doesn't have to make sense!
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:02,
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it rhymes - it doesn't have to make sense!
oooh
nice bit o checking up you did there. *hands you the star award*
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:19,
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thank you.
thank you very much. you've been a wonderful audience.
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:46,
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Woo Yay
Yeag, well, it's my first Animated Gif I've made, sorry folks, didn't hinka bout that with my Cable modem. I remember way back when, that would have annoyed me too, so, sorry.
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:46,
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Try it like this
Over half the frames removed and optimized using an optimisation wizard (colours reduced to 100).
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:54,
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Over half the frames removed and optimized using an optimisation wizard (colours reduced to 100).
But please edit...
...out the other gif file its killing my dialup !!!
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:59,
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"just a bit"
is just a bit of an understatement! especially at christmas (when lots of people at dialing up from their folks' places) it's very important to keep filesize down!
reduce frames, colours, quality, and if need be, image dimensions. fair go, sport!
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:53,
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reduce frames, colours, quality, and if need be, image dimensions. fair go, sport!
nooooooooooooo
not while I'm away from ADSL!
make it a link please!
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:51,
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make it a link please!
i agree
but it is not my say, i just publish them as a gif instead
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:49,
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not when...
...there are multiple symbols etc. , they don't publish the animation properly :(
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:52,
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yes
but flash allows for nasty stuff like redirecting the page and screwing it up entirely.
and if it's for something like that, why aren't you doing it as a gif in the first place?
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:54,
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and if it's for something like that, why aren't you doing it as a gif in the first place?
can you imagine
the chaotic cacophony that would be b3ta, if flash files were allowed on the board (with their sound and so forth)?
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:55,
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all points taken on board...
...i'll just shut up, and try to tweak my flash. i should be able to, i've paid enough for the training i've had :(
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:57,
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am i going loopy
i could have sworn this post was by chaotic_illuminator, and now it's morphed into freshlegs.
this has been happening a lot recently - posts changing poster when i look back at them!
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:15,
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this has been happening a lot recently - posts changing poster when i look back at them!
almost certainly
it's you going loopy. it's because i used the word 'chaotic'.
it's when you start reading other people's posts, thinking that they're you and that you don't remember typing that that you should be worried...
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 23:20,
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it's when you start reading other people's posts, thinking that they're you and that you don't remember typing that that you should be worried...
clive knew that polo necks were more practical
but he didn't feel dressed without a tie
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:28,
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ah,
of course, layering on top of the giraffes, it'd have to be.
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:38,
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it's gone now
but for a beautiful, christmas moment it was there
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:57,
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Nay, Young Sire!
For it is the flood of filling that brings such life upon thine most diving creation.
MM...christmas drunkenness.
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:37,
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MM...christmas drunkenness.
this computer
was against me every step of the way, but I knew I had to make it through so that the b3tans would be entertained on christmas eve! ;)
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:45,
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actually
i'm intrigued by the names b3tans give to the animals they shop - there seem to be a few clives and amelies, but what others?
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:36,
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i've used
tiddles: for a cat
sinister cat: for a cat
edgar: for a toilet
marcus: for a bottle of wine labelled 'marcus'
and, umm... *thinks*
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:37,
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sinister cat: for a cat
edgar: for a toilet
marcus: for a bottle of wine labelled 'marcus'
and, umm... *thinks*
aarrr, who could?
however, no-hands, furtive, the fear, fluffy and svenno were named before i ever used them. i took bananaman's question as just meaning things we've named ourselves...
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:45,
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i was led to thinking it
since 200% gitten together named this fella clive, and rogan used the same name.
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:46,
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I often call my cat ' "Pickles"
but that's because her name is "Pickles"
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:55,
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I think
I've used frank before...
edit: actually I normally just save the hassle and say 'he couldn't help but feel left out'...
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:39,
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edit: actually I normally just save the hassle and say 'he couldn't help but feel left out'...
as mike pointed out last night
the first three people on google called "gerd" are the luckiest three people on earth.
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:45,
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mike has posted
some marvellous debauched stories recently, and I salute him for it!
*salutes*
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:49,
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*salutes*
some of his stories
should have been put on the front page, even if they couldn't be resized to 280px wide.
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:52,
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tired of cow tipping,
the cows take it out on the less intelligent horses...
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:26,
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W/Y/H/P!!!!
Although I now have to clean the Dooleys from off my monitor and out of my nose....
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:29,
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am i
the only person not drinking just now?
i may have to go and remedy that.
i've just finished my wrapping, though.. cunningly did all my sister's pressies in non-christmassy paper, so that i can give her roughly the same number of things as she gives me, and then withhold the rest until her birthday on sunday.
cunning, eh?
threadjack, me?
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:31,
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i may have to go and remedy that.
i've just finished my wrapping, though.. cunningly did all my sister's pressies in non-christmassy paper, so that i can give her roughly the same number of things as she gives me, and then withhold the rest until her birthday on sunday.
cunning, eh?
threadjack, me?
I'm so sorry
The hummus, it no flow this Christmas eve - the wine and beer it do so.. although that may have something to do with it.
Thanks to manic, sorry I've not 'shopped the faces...
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:21,
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Thanks to manic, sorry I've not 'shopped the faces...
It's Amazing
how many of us appear to have used the same santahat...
Good ol' Google!
Nice pic too.
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:25,
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Good ol' Google!
Nice pic too.
It's
Of a decent size and on a white background. What more could you ask of a 'prop'.
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:26,
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Zackly
And shaded rather well, despite being a gif - unlike the other solo hats that come up.
I actually looked through a good 5 pages worth of results, and it was still the best available choice.
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:28,
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I actually looked through a good 5 pages worth of results, and it was still the best available choice.
hurrah!
lovely. and a merry christmas to you, salmon of knowledge
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:19,
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Woo!
That was cool. I wish my speakers would work without me having to hold the button down though!
Big Edit:
Dear Santa,
I have been a good little girl all year, I have cleaned my teeth every day and always say my prayers when I go to bed or at least say 'oh god' a few times. For Christmas I would really like some speakers that work and a broadband connection and some more RAM and a furtive.
Here at my flat is lots of alcohol and you can have some if you want, so can your reindeers, but not any chocolatecos that's mine all mine.
I promise to be good next year.
Batsgirl
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:21,
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Big Edit:
Dear Santa,
I have been a good little girl all year, I have cleaned my teeth every day and always say my prayers when I go to bed or at least say 'oh god' a few times. For Christmas I would really like some speakers that work and a broadband connection and some more RAM and a furtive.
Here at my flat is lots of alcohol and you can have some if you want, so can your reindeers, but not any chocolatecos that's mine all mine.
I promise to be good next year.
Batsgirl
OK I need faster connection
but that was so sweet I won't even correct your spelling.
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:40,
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Sorry about the size
Unfortunatly, the Pig and Horse's attempts at robbing Barclays Bank in Bexleyheath were foiled by an inquisitive armadillo.
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:58,
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Unfortunatly, the Pig and Horse's attempts at robbing Barclays Bank in Bexleyheath were foiled by an inquisitive armadillo.
WHAT THE FUCK!!!
I'm very afraid of that...
edit: fucking imageready.. and cunting Pat Sharp. Change the gif...
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:00,
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edit: fucking imageready.. and cunting Pat Sharp. Change the gif...
Horay!
No Longer will I be bullied at school! I will print 10 copies off, and the local thugs will quiver in fear, and do my homework and chores.
I'm not really bullied at school. Although the PE teacher announced that I was. Everyone Laughed.
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:01,
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I'm not really bullied at school. Although the PE teacher announced that I was. Everyone Laughed.
For Good Reason
They make his bum look big.
Same goes for the pig, before you ask.
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:04,
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Same goes for the pig, before you ask.
He's flying
who says he even has hooves?
I don't get it, btw... fairly smart pic, but the punchline left me waiting for it to animate.
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:05,
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I don't get it, btw... fairly smart pic, but the punchline left me waiting for it to animate.
When I waved my mouse over it
Internet Explorer's "image toolbar" appeared, but I couldn't work out what it was. And thought it was animated. And starred at it for about a minute before realising it was a jpeg :$
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:07,
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Unfortunatly
I have neither the software nor the brainpower to make animations.
There is no punchline, it's a horse with albatross wings and a pig on a rope...
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:07,
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There is no punchline, it's a horse with albatross wings and a pig on a rope...
I think we were waiting
for the armadillo... crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside, arrrrmadilloooos!
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:09,
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dime....
....bar?
hehehe. bloody great ads. smilin' thinking of 'em...
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:13,
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hehehe. bloody great ads. smilin' thinking of 'em...
You don't know
how much I was hoping that I wasn't the only one to remember that.
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:16,
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Okay then
not the "punchline" but that comment about an inquisitive armadillo.
Damn, look at all the people saying the same thing at the same time... scary!
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:09,
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Damn, look at all the people saying the same thing at the same time... scary!
Like there might be
An armadillo waiting in that blob on the left, to come and accost the miscreants.
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:08,
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Maybe one day.
Perhaps when I can be bothered, I will make it animate. Or perhaps not. Definatly Not.
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:09,
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I can no longer contain my curiosity
why would a PE teacher want to announce that you got bullied? I mean, surely teachers are the last to know?
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:18,
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Methinks
it was some kind of confession, or perhaps a fantasy of the teacher's...
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:22,
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We were throwing mud
At some kid nobody likes and he said to me 'you should know better, you get bullied and picked on everyday'
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Wed 25 Dec 2002, 14:44,
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Can anyone assist me...
in hosting a new flash movie I have made?
I have my own hosting, but its shite, I don't like posting Flash movies on the b3ta board that I am hosting because I know it will all go wrong and spaz.
Cheers to anyone who can... e-mail [email protected]
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:52,
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I have my own hosting, but its shite, I don't like posting Flash movies on the b3ta board that I am hosting because I know it will all go wrong and spaz.
Cheers to anyone who can... e-mail [email protected]
Well,
I'm on Freeserve, and I'll host it for ya if you like... although I've not tested it to the limit yet...
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:02,
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i just signed up to freeserve... do we get free hosting?
i'll check that out
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:03,
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Yep
It's the thing that says FTP My Site... as I said.. I have no idea how good it is but they say there's no bandwidth/traffic limits. Seems okay so far...
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:05,
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i just want to say
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurghhAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggetmethefuckouttahere
that is all
normal service will now resume
(edit)nothing to do with your request salmon, just something that needed releasing
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:00,
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that is all
normal service will now resume
(edit)nothing to do with your request salmon, just something that needed releasing
no
i am going quickly mad.
(edit)well this is about the longest i can pretend i've been going for a piss for, so i better get back to the 'festivities'
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:03,
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(edit)well this is about the longest i can pretend i've been going for a piss for, so i better get back to the 'festivities'
See you
when you get there... I'll save you a seat.
(edit) Mad, not the festivities
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:05,
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(edit) Mad, not the festivities
if you can get to bucks
you would be most welcome. just pick me up a pack of marly lights on the way
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:22,
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And woo
for pbase search which finally revealed some treasures for tattying purposes.
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:41,
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pbase
image resource - normally you just get the same old dross. Today however, it wielded that statue pic and the squirrel, which both had potential.
Normally I can spend ages and just find pics of orientals.
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:48,
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Normally I can spend ages and just find pics of orientals.
Normally I stare at a wall
and the little people give me their instructions...
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:50,
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I find
the voices in my head usually have some good ideas, but I can only understand them if I can get them to speak one at a time...
WYH to the piccie
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:55,
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WYH to the piccie
Oh, nothing...
especially not about taking over the world or robbing a bank or killing all my family, no, nothing like that...ahaha...ha...ha
why is no one else laughing? Hello? Hello?
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:01,
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why is no one else laughing? Hello? Hello?
Damn
I should have said e-mails ;)
Snuggles right back at you boy
*snugglesnugglesnuggle*
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:12,
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Snuggles right back at you boy
*snugglesnugglesnuggle*
I Think
a little people castrophy has been narrowly averted.
/edit damn, and I thought Id got away with it.
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:29,
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/edit damn, and I thought Id got away with it.
hee hee
nice to see P being added as standard. anyone seen repcak lately?
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:38,
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Nope - not for a while
An amazing impact he has had, what with his international adsfg and now the Panowie.
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:40,
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P is for Panowie
which is slowly on its way to being added to the vocabulary of 'woo' yay' 'houpla' and the suchlike
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:49,
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Arrgh!!
That means that when I update my WooYay Piccie..it`ll have to be 4 frames, instead of 3....darn it! More work
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:50,
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Yay
You're on a roll today Mr Koit.
Edit: In work on Christmas Eve, dammit! To make matters worse, they've blocked access to MSN so half the images on the board aren't showing up.
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:42,
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Edit: In work on Christmas Eve, dammit! To make matters worse, they've blocked access to MSN so half the images on the board aren't showing up.
fred jaques
just popped in to say merry easter. have a good 'un everyone, don't stop abusing your kittens!
Carl.
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:52,
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Carl.
I would have done
Had the C3PO pic been of a decent resolution. As it was I had to shrink the base image to match C3PO.
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:54,
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You Bastard!!!!
A Woo Yay for you, you will enjoy it, I hope, on your way to hell!
I will probably be joining you..save me a Demon..
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:38,
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I will probably be joining you..save me a Demon..
sorry......
I always get mixed up between a \ and a /
bloody H.T.M.L.......mumble, mutter
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:40,
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bloody H.T.M.L.......mumble, mutter
Only just!
so I'm leveing it, cos we did it the same second, awwwhhh.
Do you like my gif machine?
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:45,
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Do you like my gif machine?
gif machine?
I probably would if I knew what you were on about...
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:47,
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Down in the spazz,
it hasn't fallen off yet, it's been very slow b3ta day.
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:49,
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That's probably because moomoo
Is an alien borg cow with hidden cybernetic implants, designed by Japanese videogame engineers.
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:58,
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Riiiiiiight...
is that a good thing or a bad thing? Actually I don't want to know.
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 22:04,
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You put me to shame.....Batsgirl
I`ve been a member for 180 days, and only 80 (well, 81 now) posts to my name.....
You`ve been here 16 days, and flippin` well done 720 posts!!!
Damn!
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:46,
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You`ve been here 16 days, and flippin` well done 720 posts!!!
Damn!
Tag
(sorry, just jumping on the bandwagon......)
(feeling silly cos it`s Crimbo...Merry Crimbo everybody!!)
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:42,
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(feeling silly cos it`s Crimbo...Merry Crimbo everybody!!)
HaHa
That's for all the dildo slinging negators out there!
(idon'tneedthefrontreally)
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:06,
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That's for all the dildo slinging negators out there!
(idon'tneedthefrontreally)
I see you got it fixed.
Though that VCR will never be the same again.
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:14,
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twas a bag of shite..
in the first place, now it looks like a cooler bag of shite
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:17,
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cool..
..nufin like breakin apart an old video player.
now you should get a dvd player...
...better porn on em ;)
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Tue 24 Dec 2002, 21:22,
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now you should get a dvd player...
...better porn on em ;)
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