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# I can't even remember what i originally intended to do with this
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:15, archived)
# Heh
But remember: Puns don't kill people.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:16, archived)
# You'd be surprised...
... why do you think they call it capital punishment?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:18, archived)
# reposterooonie
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:18, archived)
# can I have a banana?
I've got a gun too...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:25, archived)
# i have no bananas for you
on _this_ day
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:27, archived)
# they say
guns don't kill people, people kill people...

but I think the gun helps...

ok stop the Izzard now matt
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:30, archived)
# sorry
you will have to speak up, I am a trifle deaf - that was scraping the bottom of the barrel, I will try to raise the calibre of my puns from now on :)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:19, archived)
# hehe
"calibre"
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:20, archived)
# and barrel :)
Is this the appropriate time to gloat over my triple frontpager? no? sorry, shan't mention it then :)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:22, archived)
# And "barrel".
Honestly, the man's a laughing stock.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:22, archived)
# piss
de le mind
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:23, archived)
# everyone is gunning for me!
:)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:25, archived)
# *for
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:35, archived)
# I know!
What a sight!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:38, archived)
# Vectra
Mantra

and Calibra

These are the names I shall give my 3 daughters. And all shall be good.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:24, archived)
# Will you offer them to people
to take them out for a test drive?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:28, archived)
# Like Calibra
it is classy!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:29, archived)
# I call shotgun
arf arf
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:30, archived)
# bald headed beagle
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:11, archived)
# woo
yay

nice punnage
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:15, archived)
# aw.w.w.w.w.w.w
now give them really bad syrups!!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:15, archived)
# hey
if you wanna appear on saturday morning kids tv
try to get a high score on this, 70 got a
mention this week. plus its fun!

Clicky

its called "nev it up"
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:09, archived)
# i'd imagine
that most of us are too old...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:11, archived)
# too old
PAH!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:11, archived)
# It has been my lifelong dream to
appear on Saturday morning children's television. I fear, however, that it is not suitablebehaviour for a lady in my position.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:12, archived)
# what
position are you in?
missionary?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:13, archived)
# A lowly missionary?
I, Sir, am a lady. Furthermore I am daughter of the Lord Urquhart of ——shire.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:20, archived)
# I talked to Dr Who on Swap Shop....
a long time ago...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:14, archived)
# I've been on kids TV...
Look at me everyone! Look at me!

I've been on BBC on nearly every day of the week.

Edit: well, by that I mean that I've been on cbbc on a monday, tues, weds etc... not EVERY day! ;op

/Sadness over.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:15, archived)
# *bows down low*
All hail the grandmaster.

Saddo
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Don't mock my friend...
I was once mentioned by H from Steps in a TV Times interview and also featured as "M for Magician" in A To Z Of CBBC - some strange feature they did last year.

/You're right. I'm a saddo.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:18, archived)
# Right
you're gonna have to explain yourself now.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:21, archived)
# More random pointless fame...
I once saw Blink 182 naked whilst filming a show in Las Vegas and appeared on the Big Breakfast with gaffer tape over the logo on my t-shirt.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:24, archived)
# explain!
don't just tantalise us
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:27, archived)
# Ok...
My name is Andi Gladwin. I'm a magician. I've done a few TV shows in the last few years (started when I was 15 on the Big Breakfast) and now write magic books for magicians.

Doesn't sound so interesting now I've told ya! ;o)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:31, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:36, archived)
# T'was me... well, still is
Was 16 then. Anyone know any good photographers for some new ones?

Edit: Me Now:

(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:38, archived)
# phwoar!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:44, archived)
# Yeah...
I know. You want me, right?

Join the quee please.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:48, archived)
# do a trick
do a trick!
/edit - you must be about two feet tall - look how big those cards are.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:38, archived)
# I will if you
come to the Cheltenham Bash

And Koit will sing and Thor will make balloons.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:40, archived)
# tempted as I am
I live miiiiiiiiiles away - although I used to have a girlfriend who lived in Cheltenham. Really near O'neils. I used to go boozing in there.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:49, archived)
# In that case, you have two options...
1) Come down and visit her and then come to the bash

2) Set me up with her. I need women.

3) I can't count.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:51, archived)
# ooh magic
you're really a wizard aren't you?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:44, archived)
# ARGH! b3ta/popbitch crossover!
I bet there's kittens all over popbitch.com right now!
I once met Lily from the show Eden that I never watched. Apparently that was produced by Andy Peters. ACcording to him down there (mr dunno)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:27, archived)
# Can you levitate?
I met the fabulous dancing yak last night and he can levitate.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:21, archived)
# what - just like david blaine?
woo...I know how it is done though...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:24, archived)
# c'mon then
share
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:29, archived)
# its called...
the Balducci Levitation - have google for it...blaine uses a combination of the physical effect enhanced by camera trickery and audience manipulation/suggestion...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:41, archived)
# coo!
cheers...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:50, archived)
# Be warned though...
Most credible magicians don't levitate that way any more.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:53, archived)
# I can every now and then,
But he probably does it better than me... I'm a card magician.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:25, archived)
# Paul
Is that you?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:28, archived)
# ooh
it's dominic wood:
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Oh, right, cool..


who?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:33, archived)
# is your
last name Peters?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:18, archived)
# Maybe.
But maybe not. I doubt it though.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:21, archived)
# I take it we've all just checked his profile
expecting to see a gurning, feminine hipped, reality desert island tv producing, former broom cupboard inhabiting tv presenter
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:22, archived)
# Make that a
gurning, feminine hipped, reality desert island tv producing, former broom cupboard inhabiting tv presenter with no front pages to his name :o(
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:30, archived)
# I was in the Tiswas audience once
Wound up sitting next to Mr Tarrant. He had a kettle with a fish in it. It stank!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Now that
is impressive
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:22, archived)
# in your position?
once a young girl gymnast was demonstrating a bridge on tiswas, and lenny henry swears that a member of the crew shouted, so that everyone at home could hear...

SITTING DUCK FOR A DEVIANT!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:26, archived)
# mmmmmm
another not quite as good as it should be bbc game.

thanks it's cool but why put a timer on a game where you have to wait for the computer to take thier go, sort of defeats the chance of beating them
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:13, archived)
# no no no
thats the wrong game
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:14, archived)
# I thought you could
only get a mention on kids tv nowadays if you phone in to say "Justin is fit".
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:18, archived)
# he is
my favourite Michael Jackson impersonator.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:32, archived)
# he's the
"New Michael Jackson", which makes the bootleg beatles "The new beatles".
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:35, archived)
# .

inspired by zackius
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:07, archived)
# In Portsmouth there really is a pub called that
spelled Fawcett though
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Indeed
There is. And a fine pub it is too. Used to be my local.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:12, archived)
# Do I know you ?
Fawcett Inn - Some fond memories of there I do have..
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:14, archived)
# Mr. Sheep (masquerading in the theme of the day)
Probably not: this was back in 1990-1991
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:22, archived)
# I just mindpissed up there ^
oops
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:51, archived)
# arf arf
i'm sure they would get a lot of custom!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:08, archived)
# ouch!
no thanks!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:09, archived)
# arese
burglars!

look peeping around the corner!
:)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:10, archived)
# i'll jump on this wagon
 

 
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:22, archived)
# very nice
and i doff my cap for the allusion to clockwork orange
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:27, archived)
# A letter was published in a magazine
that shall remain nameless once from a:
Tracey Loves
The Old Cock Inn
Tillet
Herts
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:25, archived)
# The Blair Witch Project
Cherie Blair was annoyed because Dorothy made her house blow away...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:06, archived)
# be afraid
very afraid
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:03, archived)
# Here
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:04, archived)
# WARGH
shit that scared me!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Aarrggh
it's invisible!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:05, archived)
# OH SHIT!
the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing! the writing!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:06, archived)
# I guess you guys won't mind me
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Fuck off
you glasscocking shit!

Actually I'd not seen that before, hee hee!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:09, archived)
# I'd not either.
It's quite good.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:11, archived)
# It got pretty boring on the plains sometimes
waiting for something to die.


click for full size
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:02, archived)
# Which one's going to die ?
W/Y/H to the max
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:06, archived)
# The one
that's too close to the house of cards, they always collapse and he's gonna get buried under the rubble.

W/Y/H to a ace pic
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:08, archived)
# we are all going to die
bummer I know! sorry to bring everyone down hehe :)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:09, archived)
# I'm not
I bought an elixir of eternal life of this guy in the market.
He had loads left, but it was selling even faster than his bottles of snake oil.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:14, archived)
# elixir vitae
is French for Port - so you will just get bladdered and develop gout unfortunately :)

non of the above is true
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:16, archived)
# Damn
and I need gout - it's great for putting up tiles.

/sorry
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:19, archived)
# arf
:)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:20, archived)
# .
woosome
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:07, archived)
# Hahaha,
Waiting for something to die. Life is so cold.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:16, archived)
# hehehe
they've finished their picnic, then:)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:34, archived)
# I knew someone had done
the "obvious" ;) picnic take on it - I thought it was slim though.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:37, archived)
# i'll take that as a complement
if you thought it was slim:)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:47, archived)
# I wanted a big dog, the wife wanted a small dog


We compromised..
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:02, archived)
# all he wanted
was a little head! :)

woo to the pic
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Crazy bird


Glen has got something in his eye
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Blimey. I didn't expect that!

/repost whore
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:57, archived)
# repost...

look before you leak..
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:07, archived)
# Damn it!
There's something wrong with my repost!

(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Like it.
Woo!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:00, archived)
# woo
for ostriches appearing out of ostriches!


/repost
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:19, archived)
# Young Doylald's scepticism against new weapons was easy to detect


First post - please be gentle?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:51, archived)
# that is one...
huge weapon...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Curb your tongue, sirrah
there are ladies present.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:18, archived)
# woo and yay
for bonehead and foyle
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:55, archived)
# woo and yay
for the comic strip
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:07, archived)
# looks
like george clooney
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Albert was absolutely happy with his new Bappie..



..for birthday.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:50, archived)
# Yay
that's cute!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Cute?
Maybe if you like GM children ;-)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:58, archived)
# well
i couldn't eat a whole one
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:02, archived)
# sir. are you aware
that you are wearing a most absurd tie?



why, yes- i am.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:49, archived)
# It is better to wear an absurd tie
Than to *not* wear an absurd tie.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:50, archived)
# a gentleman should never be seen
without an absurd tie
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:58, archived)
# It is a truth
universally acknowledged that a single man in
possession of an absurd tie, must not be in want of a wife.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:01, archived)
# is that...
real....it should win an award
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:51, archived)
# hmmm
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:29, archived)
# I get the feeling something really bad's about to happen
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:46, archived)
# yep
we're all going to die. run like the wind.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:54, archived)
# tourist guy!
I was thinking about him earlier. Trying to explain what a meme was to a cow-orker. I used him as an example.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:55, archived)
# ned flanders

where did the thread go?!
that'll be £5 please :)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:46, archived)
# I was wondering that
too. I liked that gold loo seat.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:48, archived)
# I liked the whole
multicoloured photoswap-shop vibe that was going on...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:49, archived)
# did you see the thingy (thread?) in the mirror yesturday
about sandra bullocks using the word spaz?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:52, archived)
# no
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:53, archived)
# he's got a 10/22 thingy gun...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:49, archived)
# it was in the park, when the monkeys started him;


that frank realised he would never be as cool as his brother nohands was, and he'll never be down with the monkeys.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Good Morning


Bored at work. So I made this. That is all.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:41, archived)
# whatever happened
to Rusty Lee?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:45, archived)
# She morphed into
missy elliot
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:47, archived)
# you want to be careful
that's how rumours start...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:50, archived)
# Reminds me of...

Looks like it's my greatest hits day...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:45, archived)
# YAY!
if only that would happen in real life.

*craig davids brain all over the walls*
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:47, archived)
#
boing
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:48, archived)
# haha
top
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:54, archived)
# she looks like she just came out of a salon




that had faulty electrical wiring
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:46, archived)
# as prince phillip would say
looks like it was installed by and indian
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:47, archived)
# Lovely
!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:59, archived)
# It's dust puppy!
.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 12:02, archived)
# Well
I know its been said earlier but heres one of the first pics from the all new mr ed...with the original characters no less.....

(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:34, archived)
# He's
dead of course...
[edit] woo to a better mr. ed pic than mine btw
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:39, archived)
# I can never think of funny captions
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:32, archived)
# nevermind the caption
top draw pic matey
oh yes!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:33, archived)
# None needed.
Trust me.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:34, archived)
# AMAZINGLY SOUPHERB
I LOVE IT!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:36, archived)
# Gerald was famed for his ability to make the driest martinis in the Mediterranean
woo to the pic
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:36, archived)
# i love his
bowtie. It's so fonky
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:47, archived)
# that's ace
woo
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:56, archived)
# that is
mundo cool! :)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:58, archived)
# Aaahhhhh, the curse, the curse...........
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:28, archived)
# "You see
what he wanted to do was...."

Woo!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:31, archived)
# woo
I wonder if they found a mummified Jimmy Greaves with him?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:31, archived)
# Surely Jimmy Greaves would be preserved by being pickled
.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Boom
boom
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 11:55, archived)

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