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"you do something to me" was about this site:
www.webforwards.com/animal3somes.htm

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 6:37, archived)

yeah!

we'll blog it.
We love animal sex... i mean... umm, we...

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pep, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 6:45, archived)

damn!

why doesnt this picture go larger?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 6:28, archived)

animal friends

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 5:57, archived)

such a good pic

when you see it big. The dogs eyes are great. He looks kinda worried. There's definately something on his mind.

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pep, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 5:59, archived)

they're all up to it.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 8:57, archived)

honestly

they behave like animals!

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 9:39, archived)

yet they

look like humans

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pep, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 9:49, archived)

Meat without animals?

What do all you veggies think of that then?
What about you kay?
www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_403735.html

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Wifey, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 5:01, archived)

hey you!

I put that in the blog yesterday! Sounds disgusting tho. I read a thing last year sometime about scientists growing sheets of skin from the foreskins of circumscised babies. That wasn't too nice either. But, good use of old foreskins. I guess.
Kay - you drinking tea young lady? WAKE UP!

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pep, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 5:07, archived)

Sorry

Only read it today - too busy knitting..
Tell me that's not true, about the foreskins..Please!

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Wifey, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 5:19, archived)

s'ok :)

actually - I meant to ask you - it looks a bit like you scanned those socks in - did YOU knit them?
And that jumper - was it actual size?

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pep, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 5:26, archived)

I confess

I stole them from a naked sheep..

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Wifey, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 6:30, archived)

here you go

not sheets unfortunately, just simple skin grafts

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pep, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 5:32, archived)

ahhh...

they use babies foreskins, but the whole 'sheets' thing sounds like a bit of a lie... maybe this is closer to the truth

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pep, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 5:35, archived)

Yuck

Still cringing. Do you know when they take skin grafts it's done with a huge potatoe peeler? Makes me squirm..

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Wifey, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 6:34, archived)

really?

You know when they take your tonsils out they do it with something like a cheese wire?
(got told that by a friend, just before i had mine out. Oh, and that when they were going to take out my adenoids, they'd hook em out thro my nose.)

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pep, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 6:49, archived)

All true

I could tell you more operating theatre secrets but that would be unprofessional of me.

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Wifey, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 6:56, archived)

I often wondered why

there were two welly prints on my chest after my wisom teeth op a few years back, mind you it could have been worse, could have been willy prints..

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chimpy, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 7:06, archived)

willy prints - imagine

dipping it in green paint. Printing it on your chest...
You'd be in a whole world of confusion when you woke up.
Much as I am now actually...

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pep, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 7:15, archived)

Reckon there might be

a Turner Prize in it though.

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chimpy, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 7:20, archived)

The prodigy

was playing while I was being sliced up having a caesarian. That was quite wierd.. And the fact I was awake.. Nicecupoftea thought it was great..

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Wifey, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 7:34, archived)

umm... I was just about to get some lunch...

maybe not...
Was MrTheWife having a cup of tea at the time? I hope he kept the buscuit crumbs out of the way - that could be unhygenic

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pep, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 8:06, archived)

It wasn't allowed

But I had one about twenty minutes previously, and some Cadbury's chocolate fingers.

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nicey, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 8:36, archived)

I'm glad to hear you

were well catered for my dear. I hate to think of your mind being else where at the time. Boy or grrl by the way?

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pep, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 8:52, archived)

I quite like the idea

of going into a shop and asking for meat by dimensions rather than weight - "can I have a 4 by 2 slice of sharkmeat mate" would better fit in the fridge.
All the crusty "cyberpunk" (natch) writers have been slipping it into their tales for a while now. That and eating Krill.

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chimpy, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 5:23, archived)

dagnabbit.

It's true, I nicked it off sushism.
D'you eat sharkmeat often?
I had swordfish once - I used some for a photoshoot, and was some left over. I had it in my bag, but then i had to go straight for an interview. I turned up, and the place had a dog, which wouldn't leave me alone. I had to say to my interviewers, "Hello, I'm here for the interview. I smell of fish".
Nice.

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pep, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 5:29, archived)

More into swordfish

toasted some sharkmeat on volcanic hot rocks in a resturant in Iceland, I might have just been me but it smelt and tasted of piss. The Dolphin, penguin and reindeer were fine though, if a bit chewy.

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chimpy, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 6:24, archived)

It will do

Cartiladginous fishes like sharks dump their urea (the main ingredient in piss) into their tissues. I'm not sure what the metabolic reasons are, but basically they are pissy through and through.

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nicey, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 6:33, archived)

now look! You SCARED Pingu

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pep, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 6:41, archived)

Come here Pingu...

I have garlic, butter and a red hot rock waiting.

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chimpy, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 6:59, archived)

leave pingu alone!

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pep, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 7:13, archived)

Ok, there's

barely a mouthful of meat on him anyway. I'm off after bigger fry. "Come over here Flipper! I have a tasty mackrel in my bucket here, yes.. in you come..."

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chimpy, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 7:44, archived)

he be ace

http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_408625.html

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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 4:15, archived)

pay that man

sounds like it was more entertaining than they first thought perhaps?
Definately more memorable.

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pep, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 4:27, archived)

What I don't get is

"He said they were all eating dinner and the PA system was not working and he could not get himself heard"

This is Brian Blessed yes? The man who _can't_talk_quietly_ if he tried?

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chthonic, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 4:44, archived)

Like shit?

Love www.turdshack.com

Mine's a shit kicker.

(Lapin, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 17:08, archived)

I hate you.

http://www.urdumped.co.uk

(Ix the Wiz, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 12:14, archived)

how much of that is made up ...

... from the mysoginistic fantasies of the site designer?

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rob, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 12:28, archived)

Embie

Hi Embie, you deserve an award for find this site!! How about an hour in a broken down lift ... elevator to you ... with perhaps ... A TROLL >????? smile Kay.

(kay, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:19, archived)

Embie?

hell, we all want to spend some time in a broken down elevator with Embie.

:)

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pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:21, archived)

this is embie

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rob, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 12:09, archived)

A fine collection of mad Americans me thinks!!

I know you are all Americans as you do not stop posting for TEA as we in civilised England do. And you are nasty to animals which we are NOT. And you eat whole COWS in bap rolls which is pretty disgusting. I just thought I would like to rattle your cages this fine foggy morning in England!! God Save the Queen ... Which Queen??? O any old Queen, dont mind which. Blessings children, go play now ... love Kay

(kay, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:14, archived)

True

I never stop for tea. No point. My mouth is too full of dead cow. Yum.
Thanks to you and god bless your figurehead of choice also.

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pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:18, archived)

Did some one mention tea

I'll have one. With a biscuit please. A decent biscuit, mind you. Got any Mint Viscounts? I haven't had one of those in ages. And a nice sit down.

Nice.

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nicey, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:24, archived)

a MINT Viscount?

Nicey - purlease!
Orange, surely?

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pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:26, archived)

ugh

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:29, archived)

steady on!

you'll put nicey in a weird orgasmic state with your biscuit prOn.

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pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:31, archived)

Whoa biscuitastic

That's terrific.

Any of you who have found your way to my NiceCupOfTeaAndASitDown site will know that biscuits have a deep spiritual meaning to me.

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nicey, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:40, archived)

I know what your saying

But nobody ever has them so I have learn't to apreciate the toothpaste like alternative. Mind you I wouldn't go there with a Club biscuit it has to be Orange every time. Only problem is the French have knackered Club biscuits since Danone bought up Jacobs. They are now a sad shadow of their former selves. If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit then get a time machine cause their crap nowadays. I feel stronly about this.

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nicey, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:32, archived)

sweetheart

I feel for you. I thank you for bringing that to my attention.
I will be clubbing no longer, damn them.

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pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:40, archived)

And Waggonwheels aren't as big as they used to be

Don't get me started.

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nicey, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:44, archived)

i used to have a friend

that could barely say 'Wagon Wheel'. She just hated the 'whhh' sounds.
Hmm, I know. Odd.
I've got a few friends that are scared of cotton wool aswell. Don't get ME started

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pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:49, archived)

Cotton Wool ? Pah!

What really gets me is the thought of a dry flannel - the idea of biting a dry flannel makes my teeth hurt.

Not sure why as I never have done so.

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chthonic, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 12:04, archived)

How often do people

put dry flannels in your mouth? Want me to have a word with your parents?

Actually - it was the idea of cotton wool against teeth that used to make my friends go funny. And i had another friend that was scared of buttons.

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pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 12:08, archived)

You and your friends

could start up a strange phobias support group

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Wifey, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 12:05, archived)

support group

arrrggghhh. No.
NO WAY.
I'm scared of those. Make them stop.

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pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 12:09, archived)

cotton wool

is the work of satan. the feel of it nauseates me. i HATE it.

It does burn well though, which is the only thing it's good for.

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crab_bloke), Wed 26 Sep 2001, 13:03, archived)

hey!

I didn't realise you English had the internet yet! Well done!

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Wifey, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:32, archived)

the inter-high-web-way?

The English have that and they're very good at it, I'll have you know.
I saw a nice knitted one the other day.

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pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:39, archived)

Here

is a nice jumper I knitted

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Wifey, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 12:03, archived)

Wifey?

If it weren't for your Mister Nicey, I think I'd love you.
You know you could unravel that there sweater and make your own inter-high-web. Sequins is all you need to add. I've seen it done.

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pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 12:06, archived)

Aaawww

Just for being nice you can have these.

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Wifey, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 12:54, archived)

lordy,

they are fantastic. Is the wool from your lemon sucking sheep?

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pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 13:00, archived)

New skills

The sheep has learned new cyber ninja citrus fruit powers. A forth coming, sub 30 minute flash movie currently in production will reveal all.

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nicey, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 17:47, archived)

sub 30 mins?

can't you make it about 5 hours?
Go on.
The super powers sound ace. Did he learn them from you?

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pep, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 2:57, archived)

Not without making it numbingly repetative

Yes, he learnt his powers of balistic lemon projection from me.

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nicey, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 4:18, archived)

news flash

It has just been reported on Reuters that the Irish SAS have stormed
Battersea dogs home and killed all the Afghans.

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hal9000 sme, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:08, archived)

yeah, yeah

and then they hijacked the goodyear blimp and bounced off Canary Wharf, Big Ben and St Pauls Cathedral...

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chthonic, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:17, archived)

no way is that

tru...e?
DoH.
I like afghan hounds. I wonder if they HAVE any at B Dogs home? Always strike me as an expensive and classy kind of a dog. You know what I mean?

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pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:19, archived)

The Irish SAS

are pretty busy... last I heard they'd surrounded a department store in Dublin acting on a tip-off that Bed Linen is on the second floor.

(hownowbrowncow, Thu 27 Sep 2001, 8:19, archived)

another shot bin laden thing

http://fieler.com/binladenliquors.swf
(via fraser - blogjam)

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rob, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:02, archived)

i hef just put my

version of death in vegas' video for dirge: here
Enjoy.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:01, archived)

Death to all Clowns

I'm quite heartened to see a good anti clown movement on the web, should you loathe these freaks as well, check out:

www.ihateclowns.com or www.clownz.com I think there are more anti clown sites up there, together we'll rid the world of this menace.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 10:50, archived)

bless you

and TheWife also - for she hath found one such site too.

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pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 11:25, archived)

all the fun of the bear

www.fairinfonet.com/biz/shilling/

I particularly like Gifford and Roy who are Siegfried and Roy - but different enough to avoid legal action.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 10:12, archived)

see

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 10:17, archived)

oooh, that's

shocking! I bet they don't save those white snow tiger things by keeping them in a small tank in a casino in las Vegas tho do they? Not like the lovely S&R.

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pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 10:19, archived)

they use

white rats

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 10:38, archived)

eerr...

what for?

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pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 10:40, archived)

pour le

cabaret experimentale

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 10:47, archived)

hmmm

so THAT's what they call it, huh?

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pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 10:47, archived)

this is cool

it's like a new version of the turing test . Robots and their AI playing football against eachother

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pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 9:58, archived)

dunno about you guys

but I'm putting in my order for a nude suit

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pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 9:27, archived)

Why

does that make me think of Hannibal Lecter?

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Wifey, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 10:06, archived)

Something Awful - needs cash for server

oh god. it's the same old story. a site starts for a laugh, it gets successful, and the owners can't afford the bandwidth.

and so - after blogger & popbitch SA are doing a server appeal.

site owner Rich says, "I think we all know that accepting donations isn't a permanent solution to the current pathetic mess that the Internet embodies. If I get enough money I'll buy a new server and this crisis will be moved a half-year further away."

yep. that's the truth.

more

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rob, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 8:53, archived)

you've seen

this I guess?
Aims to "match high traffic, noncommercial sites with willing and able hosts. Free, for the love of the web'

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pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 9:51, archived)

sorry if this is bad bad taste but....

plans for rebuilding the world trade center

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hal9000 sme, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 7:31, archived)

the worlds strongest clown

http://www.buffo.com/html/pix.htm

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rob, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 6:17, archived)

gulp!

and i always thought normal clowns were scary, jesus, psycho vietnam vet steroid clowns. OBSCENE!

(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 6:35, archived)

FuCk!

imagine booking him for your kid's party by mistake...

http://www.ouchytheclown.com

i feel a little sick now...

(Zannusi-Beatz, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 6:37, archived)

please don't start on the clowns

they really DO scare me. We'll have to bring back the evil kitten for protection and you wouldn't want THAT now would you?

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pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 6:58, archived)

Coulrophobia

That's what you've got. A fear of clowns
You'd better not look at this
http://www.ihateclowns.com/scotd.shtml

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Wifey, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 7:07, archived)

yeah!

I am not alone!

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pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 7:24, archived)

especially for pep

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crab_bloke), Wed 26 Sep 2001, 7:58, archived)

arrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhh

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnggghhh.
I'll never sleep now. You'd better watch it - the evil kitten WILL get you, mister.

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pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 8:02, archived)

He would make a fantastic

WWF wrestler.

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chimpy, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 7:39, archived)

If only

http://www.hallmundur.com/bbc/

(If only, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 6:14, archived)

evil bbc!

I saw that the other day in all it's glory and it's SO nice.
Made me really happy. Read the whole thing, it rocks.

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pep, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 7:44, archived)

Killjoys

Except the BBC clearly don't think making everyone happy is a good idea and have complained. Sheesh... It's not like they're faking anyone's death or anything... Oops, touchy subject...

(Bastard Broadcasting Commission, Wed 26 Sep 2001, 7:51, archived)

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