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# Disaster Quo
Morning...

After the original site went down I have resurrected it at:
www.randomisgood.com/quo

That is all
(I helped save b3ta! randomisgood, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 8:38, archived)
# Fantastic...
I've been missing those cheeky chappies and their historical exploits.... Good work!
(I helped save b3ta! penrithtearooms, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 8:43, archived)
# not seen
that before.
is very good, i like muchly.
(crazymum, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 8:50, archived)
# That has got to be..
my favorite woo-yay to date. Do you know what the vid's from?
(Kimbo, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 8:57, archived)
# thats Star Fleet that is
I reckon
(jim, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 9:24, archived)
# it
certainly is.
Star Fleet, which had possibly the greatest theme to any kids TV show ever.

send a message into ow-ter spaaaaace... etc.

anyway. glad you like it :)
theres a bigger version here clickety laaa...
(crazymum, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 9:31, archived)
# Oh that's sick
Well done. The world is a better place with the quo back.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 8:54, archived)
# And
I have pointed disasterquo.tk to the new site. It might take a while to take effect though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 8:56, archived)
# yeah it's working now
well, whatever link you use it's there for all eternity now (evil laugh) hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! randomisgood, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 9:04, archived)
# A stunning post-mortem photo revealed...

the source of the name.
(Kimbo, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 7:27, archived)
#
That is fucking sick you bastard. I hope you rot in hell for that picture.
(CorranHorn, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 7:49, archived)
# If not for that one...
then for at least a dozen others. Does it really bother you that much?
(Kimbo, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 7:50, archived)
# He merely supplied the eye.
Is an eye enough to send one to hell?
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 7:53, archived)
# Methinks
with some of the other stuff we've posted we all booked our places in hell long before today
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 8:10, archived)
# For some reason...
an image of Bugs Bunny saying "He don't know me very well, do he?" comes to mind when I reread what you said.
(Kimbo, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 8:16, archived)
# I thought it was...
a rather touching tribute...
(I helped save b3ta! penrithtearooms, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 8:37, archived)
# corranhorn
you've obviously not been around here long.
There has been much worse than that.
And that, imho, is not even slightly sick.

if perhaps it were a mangled corpse with a cats eye hanging off by a thread, then maybe that'd provoke more of a reaction but as it is, its just funny and offers an insite into "left eys" odd nickname (note ive never looked into it, nor did i know she even had that nickname until after she died - not being a follower of banal music).

on another note
Good morning everybody!
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 8:43, archived)
# Woo! Yay!
Good morning!!!
(I helped save b3ta! penrithtearooms, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 8:48, archived)
# good morning
its raining here. But I dont care because its queens day tomorrow and I'll have two days off. Yay for Queen Beatrix!
(crazymum, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 8:52, archived)
# Yay!
What r u doing for koninginnedag?
Got a "fiets" to sell?
(Shaolin_Bukkake, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 10:15, archived)
# waterfalls
was pretty good, and 'no scrubs' was fun to sing at my mate bradley, cos he was a scrub.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 10:12, archived)
# ooh get you.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 8:44, archived)
# I refer you to the disaster quo link above.
That was us, that was :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 8:51, archived)
# I guess
You don't want the picture of furtive stealing the chip from out of a bloody hole in that cyborg guys arm again then?

-David
(HoTWire, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 8:52, archived)
# i did
this ages ago,but i like to share.


(queenb, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 7:14, archived)
# hehe
i likes that, i does.
(crazymum, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 8:25, archived)
# I used to watch that show...
came on at 5 in the morning back in the days when I had nothing better to do that early in the morning.
(Kimbo, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 9:02, archived)
# The sun is coming up,

I'm going to bed...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 4:02, archived)
[challenge entry] i'd have to say

the human flagpole
(rrrrrrr, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 2:30, archived)
# I knew this was a good purchase just by looking at the cover
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 2:23, archived)
# So I gave myself a heart attack and spoilt my fingers
getting 1,308,122 points on level 13 of that accursed Collapse game, only to discover it's no longer the topic du jour.
God damn it. I think I'll just have some chicken soup and die.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 2:08, archived)
# Well I only managed to score...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 2:22, archived)
# I'll stop now
I need sleep really badly, fucking hell is that the time?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 3:45, archived)
# Nature Stinks
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Mon 29 Apr 2002, 1:25, archived)
# Reminds me of...
(Kimbo, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 5:28, archived)
# mmm.
Johnny Morris - He's the scatman...

bee-di-di-diddy-doo
(crazymum, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 8:27, archived)
# Hehe
I remember that one
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Mon 29 Apr 2002, 9:25, archived)
# Sorry Crab Bloke

Couldn't help reposting this one...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 0:48, archived)
# No need to apologise my friend
I love that. Sterling stuff. Maybe I should launch a brand?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 29 Apr 2002, 0:51, archived)
# .
I can see that working somehow. Just posting you some more d+b, marvellous stuff it is too, don't have to brace yourself like the "Music sounds better with you" mix I sent, you'll be pleased (!) to hear...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 0:58, archived)
# Woo for music
just downloaded bobby mcferrin - thinkin bout your body - haven't heard it years- love that tune - nacho reminded me of it with that blackbird post.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 29 Apr 2002, 1:00, archived)
# Got the blackbird one...
Now I've started d/l some old Wurzels classics... I'll let you know how I got on...
I'm still after Ram Trilogy - Beastman. If you hear it, you'll love it!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 1:03, archived)
# Music classics
for a calmer life:
Joao Gilberto - Garota de ipanema
Jorge Ben - Mais Que Nada (there's a couple of versions of this track worth having)
Both come fully recommended in a latin kind of way. I learnt the words to both in portugese. I can be a bit sad and obsessive sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 29 Apr 2002, 1:10, archived)
# That John B tune
you used for the kittens thingy... I heard that ages ago and wondered what it was! I have an hour long mix from JJ Frost, which is nice!
Ooooh, one more thing, do you have the original picture of the Chinchilla?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 1:21, archived)
# Woo
listening to beastman now. top class. Hoorah! Ram Trilogy - no comment needed. class. Fancy putting that mix somewhere I can get my hands on it? Just emailing some calm latino non-DnB stuff over to you, which may well bounce anyway.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 29 Apr 2002, 1:25, archived)
# Yep
I'll send the chinchilla over if you like- you want a psd, or a png?
Also, do you have Ay Caramba by John B? great tune.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 29 Apr 2002, 1:31, archived)
# Use... Your...Cloaking....Device
great stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 29 Apr 2002, 1:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaa...
I... didn't... Think... so...
I had to get that on vinyl. Cracking tune! Prepare to see that in my next set!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 1:36, archived)
# i need
a cloaking device. that would improve my life.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 29 Apr 2002, 1:40, archived)
# The mix is about 67 Meg!
Tell you what. I'm not doing anything this weekend. Hows about going out generally on the lash for some booze and more booze? I'll burn off some copies of the mixes I have (I have a lot) and you can have them? I need some madness and booze!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 1:35, archived)
# Woo
I have a couple of things going on next weekend- my brother's going to be in the country, which means I'll be getting twatted, and I agreed to do some earsock filming. i think next weekend looks like a big one- you're welcome to come down if you fancy it mate.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 29 Apr 2002, 1:36, archived)
# Huzzah!
This does of course depend on whether Amex are going to be arseholes and not pay me that last little bit of cash they owe me, but I'll endeavour to make it to the town they call Londinium. Also just remembered that my mate Amanda Veitch is half Portugese, will have to give her a call and let her know about the tunes!
And what is this about earsock filming?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 1:40, archived)
# Shared a flat
with a couple of brazillians last year. Also have family in brazil. Love their music, i really do.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 29 Apr 2002, 1:43, archived)
# Ahhhh. just thought of something...
Can I crash on your ceiling if I travel the great distance that it is from Brighton-by-the-sea to London Taaaaahn please? I would hate to have to attempt the "London to Brighton in 3 minutes" I used to see on telly, especially on foot, maybe I could borrow Tubkid's scooter, but I really don't think it would last the course.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 1:47, archived)
# should be ok mate
i have got my brother round mind (he lives in the states) so that may cause a bedding issue, but I have more than one place to sleep here. Also, breel lives just up the road, as does Si W, and several other people. Don't reckon you'd be short of a bed dowb here.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 29 Apr 2002, 1:56, archived)
# Yay! That's (Gaz) Top!
I got both the tunes you sent, Woo! Excellent stuff, and was it you that had the original picture of the Chincilla? I need it for a geek thing for mates of mine... Ha ha ha ha ha haaaa, use... your... cloaking...device...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 2:00, archived)
# Time for bed
but woos and yays all round before I fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 29 Apr 2002, 2:09, archived)
# Earsock filming
Had a summit in the pub with Breel and SiW last night (Hugo Rune is also involved).
Long story - will explain if you come down.
Woo for earsocks.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 29 Apr 2002, 2:01, archived)
# arsechickens
sack hitting time - I didn't realise it was half bleedin' one!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 0:29, archived)
# You're joking
It's nearly 3 am here...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 1:48, archived)
# Kinell
Just saw the video of David Hasselhoff - Hooked On A Feeling. Jesus fucking christ it was incredible. Comedy genius. He was credited as director as well- it's b3ta as video. Just fantastic, utterly, uttelry fantastic. I was convinced it was the product of some cartel communique-style bootleg cowboy genius but turns out to be his own work.

Incredible. Brilliant. Genius. Best (worst) thing I've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 29 Apr 2002, 0:20, archived)
# is that the great one
where he's flying and skiiing and stuff? that is fucking bizarre but amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 0:25, archived)
# Yep
surfing dressed as an eskimo with a big plastic salmon in his mouth, flying around hanging on to a (obviously stationary) motorbike, brilliant stuff. Absolutly brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 29 Apr 2002, 0:27, archived)
# i've just watched it again
sheer genius. the best bits when he's in his tux doing fisting gestures for the 'hooga chukka' bit.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 0:31, archived)
# Anyone got the link?
I might need that for a mad project I'm not telling anyone about... Alright, I'm just going to keep it to show people how sad I am...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 0:59, archived)
# Hehe
If it is that one i found that so funny, it made my dad laugh as well, and he has no sense of humour.
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Mon 29 Apr 2002, 0:28, archived)
# does
that mean its good or bad??
(crazymum, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 8:31, archived)
# The voices in my head don't stop
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 0:13, archived)
# is that a local munt?
or did you do a doogle search for "munts"? fuck-sock-tastic either way
(jazzpotato, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 0:15, archived)
# it's a local munt.
Pix of crab_bloke and the last teeth stroke sellotape party at SnakeMountain just speak to me sometimes :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 0:17, archived)
# Woo
I am the face of munt sauce. Excellent stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 29 Apr 2002, 0:21, archived)
# wifeofwitchy had mint sauce on
her roasty dinner in the pub and it set my mind going :)

np: dickie davies eyes - half man half biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 0:23, archived)
# anyone still up?
i have fifteenminutes before my laundry is finised, and wish to spend it musically. someone suggest a song i can try and play (or a combination i can medley).
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 23:49, archived)
# Woo
The Blode music: I cant stop raving its called
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sun 28 Apr 2002, 23:52, archived)
# hmm
may be difficult on a single acoustic guitar.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 23:57, archived)
# Fair enough.
Worth a try though. Would be kool on Acoustic
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Mon 29 Apr 2002, 0:10, archived)
# groove along with the kittens
(see below)
(jazzpotato, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 23:53, archived)
# catchy as fuck
but can't get quite the right sound.
my laundrys done now though.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 0:01, archived)
# are the latino kittens still alive...?
...as my link to them has stopped working :-(
(jazzpotato, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 23:43, archived)
# These ones
Kittens
I still get them
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sun 28 Apr 2002, 23:47, archived)
# woo! yay!
thats the badger..(or kiiten as is the case)
(jazzpotato, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 23:49, archived)
# Lonely Co0 Website
What you think of this then Vulga, if your still up.
Lonely Coo Website
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sun 28 Apr 2002, 23:37, archived)
# woo
collective coo,woo

and goodnight
(minoltion, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 23:50, archived)
# Yay and Woo for the coo!
I'm impressed you did that so quickly. And Yay for giving me the credit on the bottom, nice one Mr Wicks!!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 23:51, archived)
# Thats ok
Its about time i took them off my profile page, was getting a bit full with all the links. Now there is only one.
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sun 28 Apr 2002, 23:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Worst job in the world.
Trying to market Korean snack food to the Western fans that are coming over.
(Ann_Onnymouse, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 23:23, archived)
# I was inspired by this btw
SEOUL, April 26 (AFP) - Foreigners will be invited to try
specially prepared dog meat juice outside the World Cup stadium in a
bid to fight "prejudice" against the South Korean delicacy,
restaurateurs said Friday.
"We plan to develop canned dog meat tonic juice, which football
fans can enjoy in their stadium seats while watching games," said
Choi Han-Gwon, a leader of a national association of dog meat
restaurants.
"They will enjoy it instead of Coke," he said.
The association will recruit volunteers among foreigners to help
hand out free dog meat juice in disposable containers outside the
Sangam Stadium in Seoul, he said.
"They will help us explaining to foreigners about the innocence
of consuming dog meat," he said.
But he flatly denied local press reports that the association
would offer up dog meat hamburgers and sandwiches during the
football event.
"We don't want sensationalism or excessive publicity about dog
meat as we fear that there would be a backlash from the government,"
Choi said.
(Ann_Onnymouse, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 23:27, archived)
# Woof!
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 0:19, archived)
# Do you think they've won the cheese lottery?
does exactly what it says in the URL
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:31, archived)
# Woo
When i started college i had a cheese email address. [email protected] hehe, gave it up though.
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:37, archived)
# I am quite jealous.
I would love a cheese.com address.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:39, archived)
# They dont have it on there anymore, what a bugger
Few other college fave's
Asparagus
Tomatoes

(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:44, archived)
# have you seen
the king of fruit?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:58, archived)
# Apple Journal
Is this some kind of GM Apple that is living, has a job, house wife and 4 kids and posts a journal every day?

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sun 28 Apr 2002, 23:02, archived)
# and would a vegetarian feel comfortable
killing and eating him?

these are questions that need answering!

night! zzzzzzzzzz.......
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 23:10, archived)
# nite nite
.
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sun 28 Apr 2002, 23:17, archived)
# hmm
http://www.grapefruit.com/

points to unitedstates.com

yay..
(minoltion, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 23:13, archived)
# This is my first time
Be gentle with me.


I thought the site needed more Knightmare :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:17, archived)
# you're right
it did =)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:19, archived)
# I'd forgotten all about that
A Woo and a Yay to you!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:21, archived)
# i had an idea just then, but of course
some bugger beat me to it
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:23, archived)
# I loved that program........
(Leon2001TheProfessional, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:26, archived)
# Heheh
knightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 9:00, archived)
# Top notch show
Quality.
Huzzah
(I helped save b3ta! Boras the anachronism, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 23:11, archived)
# that woo-yay...
are you sure it's not Dogshitter Wants©?
(I helped save b3ta! nodmonkey, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 4:51, archived)
# Nope
It's Mr. Scruff!
(I helped save b3ta! Boras the anachronism, Mon 29 Apr 2002, 8:43, archived)
# someone mentioned he was in a catalog
(jim, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 22:15, archived)
# Wenn
ich das Wörd stuck, gebt uns Slottermeier. Ja! Bei Hund das Örger die Flipperwald gespuckt.
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 23:20, archived)

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