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>> Monkey danger <<
"I've been a bit worried recently," taps Dr. A, "Y'know, about skateboard safety and that. Rather than hide in a cupboard and cry, I thought I'd put together a jolly cartoon show to warn the kids." Fucking hell. This caught us by surprise. It's cocking great.
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/ashen1/ashen/cartoon/monkey.html

>> Alien zoo <<
"Here's a little music/animation thing my friends and I are doing," writes Bobby Z,"We're building up to a full-length release in May." Huzzah. This has a neat visual style based on dithering photographic images down to two colours, oh and a chunky pub rock production that brings to mind the work of b3ta contributor Mystery Bob. Great stuff.
http://www.alien-zoo.com/alienzoo.html

>> Zombie kitten game <<
"What do you do when you're an innocent young pink kitten," purrs Matazone, "that's travelling across a graveyard as dusk falls and then you get attacked by zombies? You pull out a dog-firing mortar cannon of course."
http://www.matazone.co.uk/night_of_the_zombie_kitties.html

>> Mad eBay transcript <<
"I've met this guy called Ralph", writes Kimbal, "Do you think he deserves a bit of fame?" Oh yes. He's obviously a complete nutter. Thank God we're too lazy to ever auction our unwanted crap on eBay - it's clearly full of freaks.
http://www.mypole.co.uk/ralph.htm

>> Look mum - I can fly <<
"After a bet with a friend," confides Thomas Scott, "I seem to have invented a new extreme sport. Unfortunately, my first attempt at it left me in the middle of some prickle bushes with a twisted ankle." Haha. We laughed so hard at this we made sex wee. Oh and he's wearing a b3ta shirt too. Woo hoo.
http://www.thomasscott.net/bodysailing/

>> Period table <<
Muffrat got in touch and says, "After your request in the previous newsletter for menstrual euphemisms based around the periodic table, I couldn't resist. Some of them are pretty desperate (54-Xe was a particular cunt, as was anything with the letter a, of which there were many), but some are quite good. My personal favourites are 9, 34, 42, 51 and 87."
http://www2.b3ta.com/periodic/periodtable.gif

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» Utterly Arse Computer Games

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing
Bad games are released all the time, and some are worse than others. This is nothing new. However, it really takes a special kind of awful to be considered one of the worst games ever made. So when this special kind of awful makes an appearance, it's truly something to behold. Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing is one of those rare pieces of work. Not only is it almost completely broken and blatantly unfinished in nearly every way, but even if it weren't, there's so little of an actual game to be found here that it would still be terrible. Big Rigs is a game so astoundingly bad that it manages to transcend nearly every boundary put forth by some of gaming's absolute worst of the worst and easily makes it into that dubiously extraordinary category of being one of the most atrocious games ever published.
(Mon 29th Mar 2002, 14:50, More)