Duh
Under the Christian principle of Judgment Day, when said day comes, the dead will sit up in their graves and then get up and float to heaven.
If you really wanted to piss someone off, you'd bury them face down. Then come Judgment Day, they wouldn't be able to sit up and therefore would be unable to go to heaven.
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that or they needed somewhere to park their bikes
© Billy Connolly 1973
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Elon Musk will find a less restrictiive way to transport the dead to heaven.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 10:51,
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I saw an old GI's zippo in Vietnam, many years ago
and the inscription read "When I die, bury me upside down so the world can kiss my ass".
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HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 14:13,
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