islington lady piss shaming
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i must unlurk at this time just to say.this is the scum they have moved in as my next door neighbor and i feel she must be outed, despite having a perfect working toilet she decides to get her gash out right under my security camera,
anyway if you know her say hi from hairy,,,carry on people see you in anouther 5 years or so, keep up the good work
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 14:53, Share, Reply)
Jesus, she's the Butch Cassidy of pissing
Takes me about 3 minutes of false dawns and surprise encores. Double it if I'm in a hurry like that.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 25 Mar 2017, 15:13,
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A) it was Sundance that was quick on the draw.
B) get your prostate examined.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 15:33,
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Get someone to stick a finger up yet bum.
Then see a doctor to check your prostate
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 15:52,
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Can everyone stop talking about my prostate now please?
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 25 Mar 2017, 16:12,
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Yeah, just ignore it mate, it'll sort itself out.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 16:26,
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What you've done there
Is continue to talk about my prostrate. Since you press me, funnily enough I've been fingered by a doctor literally within the last week. Had to have a chaperone which was new to me. Ludicrously, at first I thought it was to prevent the doctor from sexing me up. Anyway, she was very happy with the inside of my arse, which is more than I'dve been at 9.20 in the morning. Thank you for worrying. For the second time this week, I am deeply touched.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 25 Mar 2017, 17:30,
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Alright bumboy, don't get your knickers in a twist.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 17:41,
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Well that's good then.
On the other hand I was going to call dibs on your pancreas....
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 19:42,
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So why do you need a chaperone?
In case you decide to reciprocate?
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 18:44,
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I thought you were rambling on about Brexit
In any case, both will end in tepid sticky piss mess.
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 17:57, Share, Reply)
I would not eliminate the possiblity that there will be a large amount of shit involved.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 0:32,
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You mean verbal diarrhoea?
From the arseholes that keep on giving?
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 15:14, Share, Reply)
Serves you right for voting for either Corbyn or Thornberry.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 15:31,
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where's she from?
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 18:39,
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Hi Dom.
Also, maybe if she's just moved in, she's having the bathroom done up and currently doesn't have a functioning loo.
Also, it's only piss for fuck's sake. Now, if she was taking a great big steaming jobby then I'd understand your outrage. But it's all pretty innocuous really.
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 18:56, Share, Reply)
eh!
shes from the Calais jungle i think, her and her flat mates, but if you give me your address i will forward it on for you and she can take a steaming piss outside your house/flat/mudhut,,,
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 21:04, Share, Reply)
For shame. Poor Chuck berry's barely cold and you're shamelessly going through his things and posting them online.
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 19:39, Share, Reply)
tend to think filming a woman having a piss without her knowledge and then posting it on the internet is worse than what she's done there.
Even if you've accidentally filmed her and she's pissing on your doorstep.
Anyway, it's an interesting moral dilemma of the sort that only ever happens on /links
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:13, Share, Reply)
This crossed my mind too.
It's one thing to unintentionally record her urinating on your CCTV system. It's another to then post that footage publicly online for the world to see. I'm sure there's some kind of Data Protection law being broken here.
Mind you, if the poor girl's boyfriend/mates see the video, I'm sure it won't be the only thing getting broken...
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 16:05,
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