Jesus, she's the Butch Cassidy of pissing
Takes me about 3 minutes of false dawns and surprise encores. Double it if I'm in a hurry like that.
( , Sat 25 Mar 2017, 15:13, Share, Reply)
Takes me about 3 minutes of false dawns and surprise encores. Double it if I'm in a hurry like that.
( , Sat 25 Mar 2017, 15:13, Share, Reply)
A) it was Sundance that was quick on the draw.
B) get your prostate examined.
( , Sat 25 Mar 2017, 15:33, Share, Reply)
Get someone to stick a finger up yet bum.
Then see a doctor to check your prostate
( , Sat 25 Mar 2017, 15:52, Share, Reply)
Then see a doctor to check your prostate
( , Sat 25 Mar 2017, 15:52, Share, Reply)
What you've done there
Is continue to talk about my prostrate. Since you press me, funnily enough I've been fingered by a doctor literally within the last week. Had to have a chaperone which was new to me. Ludicrously, at first I thought it was to prevent the doctor from sexing me up. Anyway, she was very happy with the inside of my arse, which is more than I'dve been at 9.20 in the morning. Thank you for worrying. For the second time this week, I am deeply touched.
( , Sat 25 Mar 2017, 17:30, Share, Reply)
Is continue to talk about my prostrate. Since you press me, funnily enough I've been fingered by a doctor literally within the last week. Had to have a chaperone which was new to me. Ludicrously, at first I thought it was to prevent the doctor from sexing me up. Anyway, she was very happy with the inside of my arse, which is more than I'dve been at 9.20 in the morning. Thank you for worrying. For the second time this week, I am deeply touched.
( , Sat 25 Mar 2017, 17:30, Share, Reply)
Well that's good then.
On the other hand I was going to call dibs on your pancreas....
( , Sat 25 Mar 2017, 19:42, Share, Reply)
On the other hand I was going to call dibs on your pancreas....
( , Sat 25 Mar 2017, 19:42, Share, Reply)
So why do you need a chaperone?
In case you decide to reciprocate?
( , Sun 26 Mar 2017, 18:44, Share, Reply)
In case you decide to reciprocate?
( , Sun 26 Mar 2017, 18:44, Share, Reply)
I thought you were rambling on about Brexit
In any case, both will end in tepid sticky piss mess.
( , Sat 25 Mar 2017, 17:57, Share, Reply)
In any case, both will end in tepid sticky piss mess.
( , Sat 25 Mar 2017, 17:57, Share, Reply)