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"The rumour is that some poor immigrants could have made that long journey in the lorry and that in their desperation were forced to use the cans instead of a toilet."
Always Coca-Cola
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 9:21,
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"It was unusual because normally the cans come from somewhere else in the UK, but this time they apparently came from Germany."
German manufacturing has clearly gone to shit.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 9:33,
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Yeah, it's not like the poor poor immigrants could shit in a carrier bag or something...
They are compelled by their poverty to take a shit in something clearly intended for someone to consume a delicious beverage from.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 10:15,
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it's a thirst/turd world problem
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 10:19,
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I can't wait to play migrant poo poo roulette with a 6 pack of diet coke.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 11:20,
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I used to work with someone that previously worked at the Supermalt factory
Loads of gobbing into the mix apparently.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 12:29,
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I suspect interference
from Vladimir Poo-tin.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 15:37,
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Ha! Joke of the day!
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 28 Mar 2017, 19:14,
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