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This is a normal post Pet the kitty
Except I don't want to be in the same house when it goes batshit.
 (drunksteve is not drunk, Fri 19 May 2017, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post midnight madness - cute in kittens, not so much with big cats
hence the cage, i guess
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 19 May 2017, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would cuddle that cat so much.
I'd probably be eviscerated but it'd be worth it.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 19 May 2017, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post i just want to lay my head on its body and really feel that purr - sounds awesome
i'd be far to blissed out to register the subsequent savaging to care
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 19 May 2017, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post
He wobes you...then rips your face off. I could think of worse ways to go.
 (drunksteve is not drunk, Fri 19 May 2017, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
Am I the only one who'd prefer to see it free and in the wild?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 19 May 2017, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Of course not.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 19 May 2017, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps, but
animals have a nasty habit of being shot in the wild.
 (Bigg_Les Spitting Image is the hero we need, Sat 20 May 2017, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here's the original:
youtu.be/nPMi136tURg

'Voodoo was purchased at three months of age by a private couple from a breeder with the intention of making him a house pet and playmate to two full grown rottweiler dogs.

He was declawed on all paws but still overpowered his purchasers and was too rough and aggressive to keep, at which point he was brought to William Pottorff at Cedar Cove.'
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 20 May 2017, 9:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Top tip
Whilst leopards are cats, their spines are more like that of dogs. If you grab a leopard by the base of the tail (at the bum end as it were) and hang on, it can't actually turn round and snap at you with its teeth, cos its spine can't bend that way.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Sat 20 May 2017, 10:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post
What happens when you jam a thumb in their butthole?

Just asking for a friend...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 20 May 2017, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's all well and good
But how long do you think you can hang on to the tail of a royally pissed-off leopard?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 20 May 2017, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best TIL ever!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 20 May 2017, 17:28, , Reply)