In the right plaice at the right time
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 17:16,
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He flat-lined for a minute there
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 19:02,
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Lucky those quick thinking passers by didn't flounder.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 19:33,
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Holy Mackerel
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 20:20,
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The story really highlights the scale of the situation
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 20:30,
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That's a bitter pilchard to swallow.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 21:30,
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He was Dace-ing with death
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 12 Oct 2017, 22:49,
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After having a bit of time to Mullet over, I still think it sounds like utter Pollocks.
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nocturne72, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 2:15,
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Fish puns rock!
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 3:37,
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Pollox!...this all sounds very fishy to me
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transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 13 Oct 2017, 9:29,
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