It's not a telegram anymore, she sends a birthday card instead.
You also get one from the DWP as an acknowledgment you've had more than your fair share of pension money now. My Gran got one from big Liz and Iain Duncan Smith.
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 9 Feb 2018, 12:10,
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