You can't spread a well set jam on a soft bed of a clotted cream.
Jammy nosed gits!
( , Sat 10 Mar 2018, 20:28, Share, Reply)
Jammy nosed gits!
( , Sat 10 Mar 2018, 20:28, Share, Reply)
Of course you can unless you are some kind of scone impaired ninny spacker.
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Rubbish, a little dab of jam in the middle of the cream is correct
That way the jam touches the tongue immediately with a zing of goodness.
Yes, I am a jam toucher
( , Sat 10 Mar 2018, 21:13, Share, Reply)
That way the jam touches the tongue immediately with a zing of goodness.
Yes, I am a jam toucher
( , Sat 10 Mar 2018, 21:13, Share, Reply)
Hang on there...
If the jam hits the tongue first, are you eating your scones upside down? What kind of sorcery is this?
( , Sat 10 Mar 2018, 21:15, Share, Reply)
If the jam hits the tongue first, are you eating your scones upside down? What kind of sorcery is this?
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No, it's cream first, you just can't put jam on a dry scone - makes no sense
However I think we can all agree that clotted cream is the most glorious foodstuff on the planet, right?
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However I think we can all agree that clotted cream is the most glorious foodstuff on the planet, right?
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I totally agree, but how the hell is Simbosan eating a devon method scone with jam being the first thing that hits his tongue?
He must be eating it upside down risking jammy trousers.
And by god, clotted cream is what angels are made of.
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He must be eating it upside down risking jammy trousers.
And by god, clotted cream is what angels are made of.
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