He can try wearing a mask on the back of his head like Indian villagers do to fool tigers:
They tried a similar idea in Africa with painted eyes on cows.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 10 Mar 2018, 21:47,
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So creepy!
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Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Sun 11 Mar 2018, 13:19,
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