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This is a normal post Those Aussies are planning something...

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably a nice BBQ at the beach.

(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 17 Jul 2018, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post those fucking kiwis will never know what hit them
once we're in charge we'll set a maximum height of 5'4 if you want to be an All black
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 0:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shirely most of their wildlife could be weaponised?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 7:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not so much
It's NZ, not Oz. Typical wildlife there is the pukeko - like a very fat chicken that can't be arsed moving even if you poke it. They're spectacularly docile.


 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 8:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have you poked many?

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 8:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't think of a good response,
but I did just remember a poem about the extinct Moa, which were like a giant (12 foot tall!) version of an ostrich, were also ridiculously tame, and so were all eaten by the early European settlers.

"No Moa, no Moa, in old Aotearoa,
Can't get 'em, they've 'et 'em,
They're gone, and there ain't no Moa"

"Aotearoa" is the Mauri name for NZ, "land of the long white cloud".
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 8:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like it's been shopped
Lovely creature. Docile I guess because no predators until us lot turned up and introduced species that should not have been there. At least the Kiwi has become quite shy and wary.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly
No predators for thousands of years, until we turned up.

Similar to the passenger pigeons in America; allegedly when you clubbed one to death, others would wander over to see what'd happened. And they were tasty.

A lot of the natives that we didn't eat were wiped out by other species we introduced, such as cats. Or destruction of habitat.

Humans really are utter shits.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post The second war is brewing

(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Possibly the only war delayed by rain
The Great Emu War was spectacularly pathetic.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 18 Jul 2018, 16:23, , Reply)