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I made a Twitter thing I made this!
My first every Twitter bot. Every time Trump tweets, it gets pasted into a random Gary Larson cartoon and reposted back to Twitter. It's all perfectly logical.
(CuntyBumface was last caught masturbating by granny on, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 16:33, Share, Reply)

some of those really work
also supreme lurkage
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 17:10, Share, Reply)

Ever been to walthamstow?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 17:23, Share, Reply)

Some good results
However, a fair few come out a bit weird due to (presumably) sentences being run on into a 2nd tweet. Would it be possible to cap the text at the last fullstop/exclamation mark Mr President uses? Just an idea.
(An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 17:50, Share, Reply)

Yeah, I know what you mean. Problem is that the great man isn't big on punctuation and tends to just stream on and on. I think I'll strip out the URLs though.
(CuntyBumface was last caught masturbating by granny on, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 21:22, Share, Reply)

This just works
twitter.com/FarSideOfTrump/status/1113770539171110912
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 4 Apr 2019, 17:56, Share, Reply)

The ultimate FU to Gary Larson?
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 18:14, Share, Reply)

Yeah, it might not be a long lived twitter account unfortunately.
(CuntyBumface was last caught masturbating by granny on, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 21:23, Share, Reply)

Ace
Some really great ones in there.
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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 22:28, Share, Reply)

I suspect
"MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"
would work on 90% of them.

(I'd suggest filtering links from the text before generating the image - can't imagine they'll ever be required.)
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 4 Apr 2019, 23:23, Share, Reply)