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This is a normal post Yoyoka would dice Audrey from head to toe with a katana in three seconds flat. Fact.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 21 May 2020, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nuh-uh
Yoyoka would be too bloodied and tired from the lightning fast beatdown Audrey handed out the split second before Yoyoka even *thought* about reaching for her katana. She wouldn't be able to lift it. She would just stand there. Swaying like a Mortal Kombat character about to receive a fatality.

Audrey would deliver the coup de grâce - her dad's guitar literally through Yoyoka's head.

You got old Yoyoka. Old and slow. #fact #word #YoyokaDone
 (I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Fri 22 May 2020, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yoyoka will travel back in time and make sushi with Audrey's father's testes before Audrey's conception. Fact.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 25 May 2020, 21:20, , Reply)