Spanish TV leave young girl in corridor
with "hilarious" results
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:34,
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No hablo español
So I'm assuming these people had all been fed a story earlier about a ghost kid in the hotel. Otherwise some of those reactions are truly fucking bizarre.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:49,
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Translation
Firstly, apologies for rusty Spanish:
Banner: "We want to feel fear... but without taking risks"
Presenter: "Corneo(?) is very beautiful, right? *audience groan* Of course, until you take them out of context. That is what we have done in the hidden camera [[god this is hard]]. We took a normal child - normal, without any special effects - (something) memories (something)..."
Female person - "(something something) emotional"
Presenter - "A very beautiful little girl, we put her in a nightgown, a little (something), and we put her in a hotel corridor - nothing more. Nothing more. Never has a hidden camera been so easy. See what happens."
*Cut to VT*
Before we give a little fear we prepare this camera against, transform this adorable girl into a pallid girl. (something about lying in wait)
[[bloody hell this is really difficult]]
How rational are people when they encounter (the child of?) no-one in the corridor of their hotel?
*Cue first clip of woman with glasses walking into corridor*
VO: And she doesn't touch her [as the woman walks along the wall past the girl]
[too many voices cutting to audience laughter for me to get it... sorry guys. Think it begins: "Look, if -"]
*scream*
*Scream*
"Ha Ha" "Incredible"
Cleaning woman: "The maid is scared of her!(?)"
[God, my Spanish has really gone downhill. If anyone wants to do a better job, feel free. I'd love to have a translation and then listen for the bits I missed.]
Next couple at 1:53 - Really hard to tell with the laughter. Think it's "Ho ho, they believe (inaudible)"
Screamy woman screams, then fade back to studio, guy on right says:
"How diplomatic of her!" (?)
Okay, it finishes up with a One Show-type discussion about response to fear: fight, flight, freeze, attack. "Ah yes," says the presenter, "but it can also give us amusement"
*repeat screamy woman*
Translator's note: And I'm spent. I think I deserve a beer. Although I did lose interest at the end. I don't even watch the One Show in English. Is it even still on the air? Because of this fact, I may have fudged the last paragraph. I assure you I am doing my best to find a shit to give. For the time being, though, you'll just have to deal with it.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 0:53, Reply)
10/10 for effort!!
5/10 for results, but 10/10 for effort :)
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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 1:49,
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I haven't spoken a word since...
2008? 2009? And I never learned it at school, either. All self-taught.
Hope it helps make more sense of the set-up, at least. It was good to try Spanish again.
Oh, thanks, by the way. I'll take any compliment I can get :)
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 1:51, Reply)
Compliment:
You have lovely hair
ps - sterling work with the translation
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 12:39, Reply)
I liked the cleaning lady.
And when the little girl jumped. She's only human after all.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 4:56, Reply)
this is why people are so fucking stupid
easily led into believing shit like that by watching a few films. Yet give them some simple facts in the form of a book and it goes un-noticed.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 8:22,
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