Dickheads on Bikes
I made this!
I am a keen cyclist and cycle commuter.
Recently I have noticed an alarming increase in the numbers of people who see cycling as a great way to "accessorise" and "dress to impress" in the Shoreditch, Hoxton and East London fringes.
I felt what they really needed was a cycling club of their own hence The Hoxton Wheelers Cycling Club blog.
If you have any photos of people you feel really are "Wheelers" please email them and I will add them to our "members" gallery.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 12:49, Reply)
"Gilbert & George take a break from having their bums pounded!"
*sigh*
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 12:55,
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Thirded.
*sigh* But he could of been talking about their bike saddles whilst riding on the cobbles.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 20:03,
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Once seen on a trip to London:
I'm on a bus waiting at the lights deep in traffic on the way home out of London city centre, I see a cyclist waiting in front of us (unusually taking notice of the red light!) in the full latex form fitting stuff the serious hobbyists wear, a fellow cyclist in similar dress stops by his side and there is a smile and a nod, which is returned, real friendly, nice to see in the centre of London, second cyclist then leans back in his seat revealing a HUGE hard on nearly reaching the bottom of his shorts and continues to smile at first cyclist, first cyclist looks mortified and red faced, big dick looks very pleased with himself, and then they cycle on as the lights change.
Also on teh same day saw a guy using a dick pump while driving, and a guy walking back home (I assume) very early hours wearing only a leather banana pouch, possibly been stiffed by his prozzy and with no wallet forced to walk.
Ah London...
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..wil, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 13:08,
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My personal strangest London spot
was a very inebriated man in a full-on Waffen SS uniform throwing stones at passing cars on Camden High Street.
This was at 6:45 on a Monday morning.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)
there's a time and a place...
and that would have appeared to have been it
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 13:24, Reply)
Why are my trips up to the 'Smoky Apple' never a 10% as exciting as this?
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 13:52,
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And through this I have found somewhere that...
sells old style bikes and not to new speedy or mountain horrors! Woohoo!
~doesn't actually cycle but loves previous eras~
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vix0r was not Matthew on, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 13:37,
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I think you may find.
That *you're* the dickhead on the bike. Gay insults? Not knowing what the tweed run is? Bit of a poor show there, feller.
(, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 14:07, Reply)
Of course I know what the tweed run is pretensious cocks on bikes heading for Shorditch THATS why its in there "Fella"
As for "Gay Insults" there is nothing on the site that insults gays at all! Its all in YOUR interpretation, get over yourself!
I thought posting a link on b3ta was good idea as most people are of a level of intelligence to "get it" clearly your not.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 10:15, Reply)
I think it was the "Gilbert and George taking a break from having their bums pounded" that he was referring to
And its quite disingenuous to says "its your interpretation" when the object of the joke is clearly "tee hee, gilbert and george are gay and probably put each others willies up their bums".
Or maybe the joke is fantastically more sophisticated than that and as a b3tan I just don't have the intelligence to get it.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 11:37,
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Ah, you're one of *them*.
That explains everything. Do carry on.
Insulting my intelligence whilst being incapable of stringing a few sentences together is a bit counter-productive, don't you think?
I generally dislike most websites that encourage people to send in photos of other people for some anonymous tosser to post up and insult.
(, Tue 8 Mar 2011, 14:56, Reply)