FINAL Indie Game Review: Hazmat Hijinks
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dogbomb, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 21:17,
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I hope you haven't been influenced by some twat on here.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 21:55,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=64Stw8ikRjg
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 22:03,
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To effectively discuss anything with SockCooker, make sure you post your replies in places he cannot delete.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 0:25,
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Excuses.
Go ahead, punk. Can you excuse that?
I will not delete this thread.
Please tell me why you think that is OK.
I'd love to hear from DogBomb too.
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We've discussed this at great length and in excruciating detail before, and you deleted it all.
Just try to remember everything I said to you before.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 0:52,
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It's less about cowardice and more about severe boredom.
I've already played and beaten the whole SockCooker game, and it was shit. Why would I go back to level one?
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 1:17,
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Your brain is not okay.
You should talk to your GP about your delusions and obsessive compulsions. Help is available. We love you, but you're impossible to deal with when you're in this mindset.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 1:53,
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WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ABOUT PAEDOPHILES ANYWAY?
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 17 Oct 2020, 3:04,
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sockcooker doesn't have a problem admitting spending 4 years hiring sex trafficked thai prostitutes "who look underage but probably arent"
b3ta.com/links/1502408
And posting videos from his private collection of 13 year old girls trying to shove phallic looking giant slug into their mouths. why 13 year old girls? Only sockcooker knows. https://b3ta.com/links/1549900
but if somebody does a game review that has a single joke about paedophiles in it, he'll hound them to the ends of the earth. such is the moral code of a complete mentalist
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 5:26,
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Ah, I see, projection.
That and the bullying.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 17 Oct 2020, 6:00,
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yes
it's his seeming fascination with disabled kids that creeps me out the most
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my guess is all that virtue signalling and this thing about paedo's is compensating for something quite dark
something really awful he's done that compels him to fruitlessly prove, to himself more than anyone else, that he's not that person. A man who spends 4 years drifting from one thai prostitute bar to the next is someone who has abandoned normative concepts that tie us to humanity, like morality and decency. Who knows how low he sunk and who he hurt? A young thai girl, taken from her village and forced to work the bar tries to hide her fear and tears while the pasty middle-aged sockcooker negotiates with her pimp for 'special services'.
No "see how I care about paedos and the disfigured?" can ever atone for what he did
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 7:30,
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Fortunately, others can read what I actually said, instead of your twisted version of it.
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yes where you admitted to spending 4 years whoring in thailand
I'll quote your exact justification for it from the post that others can read
"In England, you buy a girl drinks/dinner for the chance of a shag. What's the difference, exactly? The terms? Honesty?".
Of course you'd be aware that each year thousands of young teenage girls are sex trafficked from villages in northern thailand, mynamar and laos, and forced into the bar girl prostitution trade in the tourist zones. borgenproject.org/10-facts-about-human-trafficking-in-thailand/ In 2019 alone there were over 900 girls were liberated from the sex traffic industry by government intervention, so it's not really like buying a girl dinner and having normal consensual interaction, is it? I went once through phuket with my wife on our way down to koh phagnan . We went out for a night and I saw your kind, surnburnt middle-aged sleazoids groping young prostitutes on their laps who were pretending to look happy while the pimp looked on and fucking oasis played in the background. You weren't some end of the year footy trip. you spent 4 years whoring by your own admission. But you were "different" you had a connection with sex slaves you were paying their pimp to do whatever it is you're into, and they were probably older than they looked, thai women are like that, huh, as you said? They cant've look underage because they actually were children, hey? So fuck you and your moralising about a paedo joke, sockcooker. you have no moral standing here
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 12:47,
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I did not admit to spending 4 years whoring.
I was a diving instructor, FWIW.
The bar-girls who became my friends did not have a pimp, and were not forced to do anything. They were not young teenagers.
Of course, I am aware that human trafficking occurs. It happens in England too. So what? That has absolutely no relevence to giving information about my personal experiences, from living there.
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"In England, you buy a girl drinks/dinner for the chance of a shag. What's the difference, exactly? The terms? Honesty?".
bit late to be pretending you weren't whoremongering, though I guess you could always go back and delete your confession, as is your style. Likewise your bullshit self-justification about how thai women must be much older than they look.
Who do you think you're fooling? "all these bargirl prostitutes only liked to spend time with me for friendship. Prostitutes love spending time with guys who don't pay, so do their pimps. It's the pasty skin and love of space videos that draws them in".
I'm not a judgmental bloke, normally I'd ignore a sleazoid like yourself. But if you have the barefaced hypocrisy to start sanctomising about other b3tans I'm going to pipe up
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 14:25,
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Yes. I stand by that statement - the part in bold.
So what?
Condoning the world's oldest profession is utterly different from condoning paedophilia.
If prostitution was truly legalized and legislated in England, I'm sure we'd have less problems with trafficking and pimping, and the girls would be better looked-after. The current legislation makes no sense at all.
Your other "quotation" is presumably just bullshit you've concocted. I certainly never said it.
What, exactly, do you think I confessed to? Read my post again - I think you've grossly misinterpreted what I wrote. I confessed to having friends who were prostitutes. They were freelancers. I confessed to learning the Thai language from them, and buying them drinks. I also confessed to having a Thai girlfriend, who wasn't a bar-girl, and was a similar age to me.
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you didn't go social reforming in England, sockcooker, you went whoring in thailand where sleazoids like gary glitter and yourself go so they can escape regulation and fuck teenager prostitutes cheaply
you stand by that statement. all I see is a lying sleazeball with fantasies of self justification. fantasies of some "pretty woman" bullshit instead of the awful reality that it was. fantasies that they weren't really as young as they looked. fantasies that some deluded johns get that their hooker really likes them. fantasies that most of these girls you were paying aren't bought and sold and beaten and kept with out papers in a situation they're too fearful and powerless to escape.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 15:03,
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I did not go whoring in Thailand and fuck teenage prostitutes
That's libel.
I went diving in Thailand, and lived with a 32 year-old Thai.
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I worked in gold mines, I knew plenty of blokes like you.
you don't know how many times I heard those words said in self-justification of their whoring "you pay anyway, mate. at least this way I'm guaranteed a root". But it's not the same, is it? Do you think those mothers think seeing their daughters kidnapped by criminal gangs and taken to prozzer bars of phuket or patpong and forced to take one sleazy middle-aged farang cock after another as the same as her getting taken out to dinner? Those prostitutes who taught you a few words of thai weren't doing it because they liked you, sockcooker. Underneath they detested you. But, they're told by their pimps to do whatever it takes to keep the client coming back, to make them happy, so if that means making conversation if their john is struggling in the sack, they'll do that. Maybe after a few years of whoring you did have one of the older prostitutes coming to the end of her usefulness see you as her meal ticket out of there, but in the end you lied to her, too. You never intended to take her back to England, you'd be too embarrassed and deepdown you suspected she didn't really love you. so you strung her along for a while, a shared delusion. Or maybe there was no relationship, like a lot of johns you just started thinking of your regular as your "girlfriend". These kind of delusions are easy for a guy like you who can't tell the difference between taking a girl out to dinner and prostitution. Either way it was never just an ordinary thai woman, was it? they tend to be pretty family orientated and conservative, not really ones to hang out with farangs who spend their time in prostitute bars with whores, "picking up language tips". You're a fraud, and the main person you're bullshitting is yourself, sockcooker
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 0:36,
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Eh?
I knew those girls for years. Not carnally - just freinds. They didn't teach me a few words. They were - and still are - my friends.
They don't have pimps.
Your accusations are baseless and disgusting.
You said, "you went whoring in thailand [...to...] escape regulation and fuck teenager prostitutes cheaply"
That's disgusting libel.
I lived in Thailand. I recounted some of my experiences. You seem to have extraploated that to mean I raped children.
That is not acceptable.
You seem to have massively misunderstood my post.
I lived in Thailand. I knew lots of bar-girls. None were under-age, or endangered in any way.
That is my personal experience.
What, exactly, is your problem with that?
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"they were all freelance prostitutes" FFS.
I've got no more time for you or your bullshit preposterous excuses, or your empty virtue signalling, with your "I ♥ NHS" and videos of the disabled and mentallist hounding of dogbomb. That's what gets me, like one of those American preachers who give sermons about morality while all along smoking crack with their gay rentboys.
You're a sleazy middle-aged sex tourist in thailand who's deluded himself that his actions aren't massively harmful. Nobody ever thinks of themselves as the bad guy, instead they lie to themselves that they're not doing harm. That the prostitutes are their friends. That it's no different to buying a girl dinner. That they're not underage. I'll quote you directly again:
"A lot look much younger than you'd think they are"
Whatever delusion helps you square it with whatever you have in place of a conscience. You're the bad guy, sockcooker, and empty virtue signalling on the internet will never atone for that. Ive got nothing more to say to you, and I don't want to hear anymore of your lies
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 18 Oct 2020, 3:20,
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No we wouldn't.
Look at the reports from Germany. It's stomach-churning.
This is one of the milder ones: www.feministcurrent.com/2016/05/09/legalization-has-turned-germany-into-the-bordello-of-europe-we-should-be-ashamed/
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 15:51,
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I read it. Do you think that legalising prostitution would increase human trafficking? If so, why?
I honestly did read your linked article, and searched for more information about the subject. I am open-minded.
Obviously, human trafficking is abhorrent.
I have not, so far, seen evidence that it is more prevalent in countries that legalise prostitution.
It's certainly a big problem in Germany - where prostitution is legal, but it is also a huge problem in England, and Belgium, and Africa and India.
Correlation does not imply causation, eh?
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Oh FFS Cooker, you twit.
Some of your posts are fun, but your wilfully missing of the point here is not.
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Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 7:53,
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Nope.
It was more a confusion over using a group discord for solo projects. :)
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dogbomb, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 1:27,
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OK, Cool.
I just saw that you were starting a new channel b3ta.com/links/1552865. Good luck with it and keep up the good work.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 6:39,
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Hopefully not
like Jeff Goldblum in The Fly though ;)
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 12:46,
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Not sure I want to see Dogbomb in a Geena Davis outfit either to be honest...
...I dunno though, it’s been a difficult pandemic...
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 20:59,
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Nonono... it's a good thing, I promise.
Good things will be happening HERE soon.
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dogbomb, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 1:28,
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Subscribed, in the hope you won't change the format too much.
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jonbob loves you, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 2:05,
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I vote for:
More singing
More face reveals
NBA to be brewed on the banks of the Tyne again.
More everything.
Less drama.
More coherent lists.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 13:55,
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If everyone’s still doing what they enjoy, I’d call that a win.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 16 Oct 2020, 22:22,
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Exactly!
Dave hasn't really had a heart for it for a long time now, and it's been like getting blood from a stone. Chainsaw and I felt hemmed in by the format.
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dogbomb, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 1:28,
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Yes
His YouTube channel is called "You Big Nonce".
Nonce is a slang term for a paedophile.
He posts game reviews of little-known video games here every week.
In September 2019, he reviewed a Steam game called "Phucker in the Woods".[1]
That game features rape of a 12-year-old child. [2]
I asked him - nicely - to remove it.
He did not.
I asked b3ta to remove it, and they did remove some of the posts about it - but the link remains.
I also asked Steam to remove it, and they have not.
I also asked YouTube to remove it, and they have not.
I also asked the UK police to remove it, and have had no response.
So that's where we're at here.
Some guy calling himself the "Big Nonce" posts videos about raping children, here.
I tried to call it out, and got a lot of hassle over it.
I emailed the website owner - Rob - and he blanked me.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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No issue about this specific post.
I only commented on this post to reply, after someone else alluded to the previous discussions.
This issue has been ongoing since 2019.
I don't like to see paedo stuff on b3ta, and have done all I can to get rid of it.
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Just out of interest,
what did you think of the Brass Eye special back in the day? I'm not trying to stir up shit here, I'm just genuinely curious if you had any opinion on it.
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I like it very much,
It was taking the piss of sensationalist journalism.
Some idiots correlate that to being "pro paedophilia", which is ludicrous.
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And yet he can't see how ridiculous and hypocritical he is being.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 14:16,
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"Yes" - true
"His YouTube channel is called "You Big Nonce". - true
"Nonce is a slang term for a paedophile." - true
"He posts game reviews of little-known video games here every week." - true
"In September 2019, he reviewed a Steam game called "Phucker in the Woods".[1]" - true
"That game features rape of a 12-year-old child. [2]" - false. It features a creepy antagonist who talks about his desire to rape a 12 year old child, and utterly fails to do so, then kills himself, then is brought back to life by literal monsters (demonic vampires IIRC). He is not a sympathetic character, he is written to be a complete cunt.
"I asked him - nicely - to remove it." - partially true, mostly false. He had a humbling experience involving some youtube and/or discord group weirdness, got vindictive, and concocted a strange fantasy where YBN are actual paedophiles, 'Phucker' is a child rape simulator, and all the evidence to the contrary is lalala I'm not listening, delete threads, delete, delete, delete....
"He did not." - true
"I asked b3ta to remove it, and they did remove some of the posts about it - but the link remains." - no idea if this statement is entirely true, probably not but I'm willing to just give him this one. This is how he wears you down.
"I also asked Steam to remove it, and they have not." - probably true. They obviously wouldn't take it down because it is nothing like the game SockCooker describes.
"I also asked YouTube to remove it, and they have not." - ditto, substituting game/video.
"I also asked the UK police to remove it, and have had no response." - no idea, hopefully false. The police don't tend to just ignore delusional timewasters, they have a duty to respond.
"So that's where we're at here.
Some guy calling himself the "Big Nonce" posts videos about raping children, here." - false. Insanely false.
"I tried to call it out, and got a lot of hassle over it." - true, because literally everyone who has looked into his claims has concluded that he's a delusional silly person with a petty vendetta.
"I emailed the website owner - Rob - and he blanked me." - probably true.
"¯\_(ツ)_/¯" - false.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 0:50,
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You said,
Some guy calling himself the "Big Nonce" posts videos about raping children, here."
Yep.
You said "False".
I present hard evidence.
1. His channel.
2. His video about that specific game, Phucker in the Woods
3. A screenshot of the game, about "banging Sakura before she is 12". .
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You present as a mental case.
I love you as a fellow apeman, SockCooker, but you are gas mark oil on canvas, you are a star system in the southern constellation of an indentation in a brick, you don't post any Danish Isles sideways and you never bring Polynesian mythology to a soul family quintet fight.
You probably never will. And I get that.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 1:11,
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Personal attacks are the last resort when you lose an argument.
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"Personal attacks are the last restort when you lose an argument,"
Deleting in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, -
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 1:19,
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Your entire campaign is a personal attack on dogbomb, you frustratingly insane person.
Get help. I'm serious. Get medical help because you are unwell.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 1:55,
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What about people with obsessions or fixations on minor details.
Why not join a paedo hunter group instead of harassing someone who reviewed a game with sick humour in it?
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 17 Oct 2020, 3:21,
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I get the feeling
that there have been posts that simply don't appear on my feed due to certain persons being on my ignore list.
The content of this response confirms that having those persons on my ignore list is still a good idea.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 12:51,
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Ooh ooh don’t forget
Repeatedly posts a screen shot of the game taken from an entirely different channel, from a section of the game that Dogbomb never played and so isn’t in Dogbomb’s video, and is hours and hours later in someone’s playthrough so presumably he watched the lot.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 22:25,
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Probably not.
Did indie game reviews for over 10 years as part of a "clan" we set up as teenagers. Tried to keep them weekly. We got bored and took a break. Came back and did them some more, and we decided to wrap it up.
We had a good innings, but YouTube has changed and it's a tough schedule to keep to. We'll be doing our own thing, and have more control over our output.
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dogbomb, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 1:33,
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*logs out to see what else has been posted*
Oh, dear god, that’s why I put S on ignore.
*logs in again*
*breathes a sigh of relief*
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 17 Oct 2020, 12:26,
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I shall miss the noncey intro and outro
Hope you will still be posting here though.
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was there some Yoko Ono figure that split the three of you up?
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Awe, that's too bad.
Looking forward to your other channel though =]
Like your song at the end of this vid.
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Thank you
Hopefully you'll enjoy the input of the new channel. =]
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