How To PIss In Public
And get away with it. Possibly a needy skill in the modern age of declining public toilets.
This is actually quite interesting and informative, I think I would favour method #1, how bout you?
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..wil, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:58,
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he's going to have very pissy hands
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Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:07,
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little dirnking tip of evilness.
If someone in your group is pissing against a wall, it's very funny to creep up behind them and give them a push.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:15,
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...or just toe-punt them right up the ring-piece.
...or slice the tendons in the back of their knees with a knife.
...or run them over with a steam-roller.
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:27,
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too much effort, stumbling up to someone having a piss is funny
acutaly putting effort into making some sort of plan is just too much effort when pissed.
The fun bit comes when everyone takes a piss at the same time. Now it;s the 1st to finish that gets to push the rest.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 15:45,
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ha ha
brilliant, when I was homeless I became an expert at pissing in a sleeping bag at 4am in my tent by using one of those protein shake bottles
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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:10,
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When I lived in Dundee I did something similar
except I wasn't homeless, it was just the done thing
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like it
urine control of your own destiny
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alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 0:23,
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My father frequently informs me
that technique two [newpaper tube] used to be the standard method for relieving yourself at football matches.
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