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This is a link post Kid spikes school dinner with laxatives NSFW

50% horrific, 50% funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post And 100% implausible.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fakery
On several grounds:
Suitable laxatives don't work that fast orally.
The food would taste very wrong for most types of laxative.
Diarrhoea doesn't usually look like that.
How does one kid spike a whole canteen without getting caught?
Etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Sep 2018, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're probably right

I'm probably gullible.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post This.
You can neck 1.5 litres of prune juice in one go, and your arse *still* won't explode for a good 30-60 minutes. I do this occasionally when I fancy freshening up the old lower intestine.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I assumedthe filming took place a little later.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a tv show
youtu.be/jwrr6aIWeus
 (Paint! Another one lost, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post How long would school lunch last?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 20 Sep 2018, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post You seem to know an awful lot about runny bottoms.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I binge watched this just today
It was awesome and I thought a little better then the first season
Would watch again
youtu.be/jwrr6aIWeus
 (Paint! Another one lost, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Jamie Oliver has a bad sense of humour
 (Sherbs, Thu 20 Sep 2018, 23:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wouldn't have affected me. I brought my own packed lunch. Paste Sandwiches.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 21 Sep 2018, 0:23, , Reply)