I like that Benson & Hedges are middle tar
Not too much, not too little, just the right amount of tar.
(garoldthe original, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 10:10,
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Silk Cut were light, but I can't recall one that promoted itself as heavy tar.
(brbWanna buy a pixel?, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 14:12,
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Capstan full strength?
(FeralCatManAway with the furries, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 17:10,
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I'm baffled by that B&H ad.
"The choice of the morbidly obese and ultimately unsuccessful cheat" is a really weird pitch.
(Enzymeis powered by sunlight, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 14:13,
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The fat loser had no fags. The smooth dude in the shadow had a full pack of Bennys and 4 aces.
"The choice of the mysteriously sophisticated winner" is what they were going for, I thiiiiiiiiiink.
(brbWanna buy a pixel?, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 14:56,
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It was only on rewatching that I realised
that the guy at the end is the fat bloke's driver and had nicked the packet of fags and cards when helping him out of the car, so even more confused messaging...
(Happosai_,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 17:01,
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God,
it's like The Usual Suspects, innit?
(Enzymeis powered by sunlight, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 21:37,
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looking for fags? Edward Woodward has them and might not kill you*
*guessing this was when he was playing Callan on TV rather than being turned to ash in the Wicker Man
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 17:56,
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Kim Kardashian would kill for an arse like that
(Zuowan, Tue 6 Apr 2021, 10:33,
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I'm quite aroused at the prospect
of intimate human/sweetcorn relations.
(fred zeppelinII: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 7 Apr 2021, 13:35,
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What a jingle. You can't stop yourself from singing along if you're a certain age. Those adverts are a perfect little vignette of how naff the 70s were, but they still beat the half hour of glossy aspirational car ads you have to sit through in the modern cinema era.
(abc, Fri 9 Apr 2021, 2:10,
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