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This is a link post Tidy Mickey!

(, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 6:41, Reply)
This is a normal post How Clean is your Mouse?

(, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 7:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Where I'm from
that means well-groomed cock.
(, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Where are you from?

(, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post If Podge and Rodge have taught me anything, it's that this gentleman hails from Ireland.

(, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post To be sure
to be sure
Edited to a better (but Twitter) link: it's the finest bit of Partridge ever from last week, and I don't think it's just because I'm Irish.
(, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post One of those Dublin ponces?

(, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep
but fair birra culchie in me, I don't feel like a jackeen.
(, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Ate earlier then?

(, Sat 23 Mar 2019, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
or tucked between the legs so as not to get in the way
(, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Groomed?!
*imagines cock-styling shops*
(, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post No self respecting young lad
goes a-courting in Dublin town without first visiting his local Mickey Groomer. Then it's off to Coppers* to get shit-faced on whatever beer is on special, and then finger a trainee Garda** or nurse.

*classiest nightspot in all of Ireland
**bobby, peeler, filth

(, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha guy I knew brought his copper date back to the bedsits in a shared house.
The rest of the tenants were on drugs, much paranoia ensued.
(, Fri 22 Mar 2019, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post The second time we were burgled I forgot to hide my tin when the coppers came round.
A very nice WPC just told me to “put that away before I see it, you’ll probably want some after this.”

They’re generally decent people I’ve found. Hell, with their job I’d be surprised if most of them didn’t partake themselves.
(, Sat 23 Mar 2019, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Bagpuss is real!!

(, Sat 23 Mar 2019, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
He is and lives by me
(, Sun 24 Mar 2019, 12:06, Reply)