Unidentified aircraft crashes near Area 51
You may now commence feverish speculation.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 20:35,
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It crashed because you nicked all the bloody landing lights for your candles!
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 11 Sep 2017, 20:40,
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It seems it was a Flanker...
... an aircraft the US is not meant to have, would be fun having the back story on how they nicked it.
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They most certainly do have them though.
theaviationist.com/2017/01/06/these-crazy-photos-show-a-russian-su-27-flanker-dogfighting-with-a-u-s-air-force-f-16-inside-area-51/
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 8:52,
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They exported them to a number of countries (and lost control of a few when the Soviet Union split). Wildly speculating I'd say it's likely to have been one of the Belarusian ones.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sukhoi_Su-27#Operators
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 12 Sep 2017, 12:56,
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That's a great deal of parafin to put in your bum
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 20:56,
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okay...
that website managed to talk about area 51 without mentioning anything about its history. Not even entertaining the possibility. Me neither. Pilot error
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 20:57,
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If you think of something, anything at all, and can't find a single mention of it on the internet, it's because the government is hiding the Truth.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 21:31,
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No results found for "skydiving porpoises done nine eleven".
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 21:32,
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No results found for "barack obama is a crocodile".
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 21:33,
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"jet fuel can't melt jfk" - 44 results
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 21:36,
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Oooh, 44 results...
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 21:56,
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atm slips cause cancer
About 601,000 results
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 22:02,
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No results found for "cucumbers cause dyslexia".
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 22:05,
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You are Jesse "The Body" Ventura. AICMFP
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 22:10,
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No results found for "trump writes all the fake news himself".
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 21:48,
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So many candles!
Doffs cap for B3tan Snr and salutes.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 21:09,
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He may not respond as he has a case of the Al's heimers.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 21:10,
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All over the board
Like a frenzied arsonist
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 21:19,
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That burning in your swimsuit area is only partially caused by the candles.
May I make a suggestion for your future liaisons?
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 11 Sep 2017, 21:32,
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