Woman who left bad review of £19-a-night hotel gets a text from owner calling her fat.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 13:45,
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So now I just have to accept that the past participle of text is "text"?
Also - she is horrific and needs to be told.
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 13:50,
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Correction: The text IMPLIES that she's fat, it doesn't explicitly call her fat. You monster.
That fucking typeface though. The fat cunt needs shooting.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:12,
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Surprisingly competent grammar though. By no means scholarly, but a fuckload better than I expected for somebody in those clothes using that typeface.
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Perhaps if she stopped eating all of her income, she might be able to afford something classier.
Fucking hell, she really is a horror; and that's the outfit she chose for her big moment in The Mirror?
Yeah, it's not fat shaming if being reminded you are a fat fucking mess is for your own good. The cruelty lies in the thick cunts that tell people it's alright to be that size.
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Hmm..
Mirror/Daily Fail - check
Fucking retarded font - check
Evident diet of chips with extra sides of chips - check
Expecting something other than dreck for £19, ie: ignorant entitlement - check
Yep, it's a good ol' chav battle, scum being scummy to each other, always entertaining.
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You can learn a lot from her reviews.
I have learned she has OCD, lives with her aunt, her husband is disabled and she expects a 5* bathroom for £19/night (presumably because this is where she spends much of her time).
Oh, and she'd rather go on holiday in her own home next time... a bit like that episode of the Young Ones with the two blokes in the cellar under a 40W bulb.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:31,
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More interesting is that she wrote the scathing blackpool b&b review on the 30th Sept,
and immediately wrote another ten or so. To give her original complaint more weight, I guess.
Also: She's so fat her face looks like a special effect.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 15:33,
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It does look a bit like a bollock with eyes.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 15:38,
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Now imagine the state of its undercarriage.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 16:06,
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is there a term for a gunt with a double chin?
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 16:33,
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"Dom Robinson"
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 16:42,
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Double Chinned Gunt
Sort of rolls off the tongue like lard
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 17:28,
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The couple's romantic getaway quickly turned sour as Mrs Chance claimed standards at the hotel were not up to scratch
The couple's romantic getaway quickly turned sour as Mrs Chance
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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:45,
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I bet they did more than £38 worth of damage to the springs in that poor mattress.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 14:46,
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not to mention wiping out the hotel's entire annual profits at the all you can eat breakfast buffet
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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 15:02,
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Stephen Fry has let himself go
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 15:02,
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